Yes, we all love books here. In fact, you should probably be reading one instead of this website, but come on. You’re on the toilet or the subway right now. That’s no time for mind-expanding fiction. Sometimes, you want to unwind with a few funny short jokes. Thankfully, that’s really all anyone is posting on...
Category: Humor
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Oh, So That’s What Happens When You Return A Library Book 110 Years Late
Recently, I found out what a library is. It’s like a bookstore, but you don’t pay for the books. Unless, of course, you keep said books longer than the library allows. Frankly, it’s a sweet deal. Until you forget to return a book for 110 years or so. This story of the extremely overdue library...
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This Anonymous Librarian Posts Hilarious Fake Library Statistics (23 Tweets w/ Author Interview)
I’ve spent many years of my life working in bookstores. To my horror, I recently found out there are places all over the country where you can get books for free. They’re called “libraries” and they’re like Blockbuster but for renting reading material. If you’d like to know more about these strange institutions where you’re...
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The Best Holiday Book Covers On Better Book Titles (17 Pics)
Merry Christmas! That’s what I say the second I finish my third slice of pie on Thanksgiving. It’s time. Embrace it. I’m here today to give the gift of laughter. If you’re new to Better Book Titles, let me tell you what we do around here: we sum up famous books in a single image....
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Writers Hilariously Roast Bad Pieces Of “Harsh Writing Advice” (27 Tweets)
It only takes one bad opinion on Twitter to launch a mean-spirited but funny meme. Sadly, if you’re on Twitter, you will one day be ratio’d. (“Ratio’d” is when there are more (usually snarky) replies to your tweet than RTs and Faves, Mom.). Hopefully, though, when that day comes, you’ll take it in stride. A...
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You Don’t Have To Be A Genius To Enjoy These Funny Memes But It Couldn’t Hurt (31 Pics)
Are you a smart person? I’m not judging because I’m not very smart but I do read a lot. Frankly, that’s enough to convince others that my brain works. In reality, though? I’m mostly thinking about food between my brain showing me cringe-worthy memories and playing the Billboard Top 100 on a loop. Anyway, smart...
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I Reviewed Jerry Seinfeld’s Book In Jerry Seinfeld’s Style
Seinfeld voice: I don’t really get the whole “writing a book” thing. I mean, the most important books are short, and the long ones are too intimidating to finish. Why don’t these writers save us both some time and write some shorter books? Instead of reading all these make-em-ups by old dead guys, I recently...
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25 Funny Pulitzer-Worthy Tweets From This Week
Yes, we all love books here. In fact, you should probably be reading one instead of this website, but come on. You’re on the toilet or the subway right now. That’s no time for mind-expanding fiction. Sometimes, you want to unwind with a few funny short jokes. Thankfully, that’s really all anyone is posting on...
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Everybody’s A Critic – The Best Of The Worst Funny One-Star Reviews On Goodreads
I spend way too much time on Goodreads. Frankly, it’s a wonderful place to brag about what you’re currently reading so that strangers know you are smart and like all the right books. Also, Goodreads is a great place to find insane one-star reviews for classic works of literature. Honestly, if the entire site were...
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Literally Just 30 Funny Literary Memes
Exactly what it says in the title. That’s kind of our whole thing on this website. Funny, smart memes are always out there. Sadly, you have to dig through a lot of weird stuff to find a few good ones about books. Luckily, I have a lot of spare time. When I’m not making dumb...