Poetry - Better Book Titles

TITLES: POETRY

Allen Ginsberg: Collected Poems - "TMI"

Allen Ginsberg: Collected Poems

Reader Submission: Sean Patrick Conlon

Allen Ginsberg: Howl - "I Saw The Best Minds Of My Generation Just Read The Cliffs Notes"

Allen Ginsberg: Howl

Reader Submission: Tyler Snodgrass

Beowulf - "The Danes Outsource An Exterminator"

Beowulf

Dante Alighieri: Inferno

Dante Alighieri: Inferno

Dante Alighieri: The Divine Comedy - "A Walk To Remember"

Dante Alighieri: The Divine Comedy

Reader Submission: lessthansix

Dr. Seuss: Green Eggs and Ham - "Getting to Yes"

Dr. Seuss: Green Eggs and Ham

Reader Submission: Django Haskins

Dr. Seuss: Oh, The Places You’ll Go! - "Last-Minute Graduation Gift"

Dr. Seuss: Oh, The Places You’ll Go!

Reader Submission: Tyler Snodgrass

Edgar Allan Poe: The Masque of the Red Death and other stories - "Nothing good ever happens after midnight."

Edgar Allan Poe: The Masque of the Red Death and other stories

Reader Submission: Tyler Snodgrass

Edgar Allan Poe: The Raven and other stories - "Birds Are More Annoying If Your Wife Is Dead"

Edgar Allan Poe: The Raven and other stories

Reader Submission: Tyler Snodgrass

Epic of Gilgamesh - "The Epic For People Who Don't Like Epic-Length Epics"

Epic of Gilgamesh

Gertrude Stein: Tender Buttons - "What The What The What The Fuck Is This About? Fuck."

Gertrude Stein: Tender Buttons

Homer: Odyssey - "Less Mythical Than An Economically Stable Greece"

Homer: Odyssey

Reader Submission: Ken Schultz

Homer: the Iliad - "An Angry Guy Gets Angrier Then Chills"

Homer: the Iliad

Homer: the Odyssey - "The Gods Must Be Crazy"

Homer: the Odyssey

Reader Submission: Katie Wallis

Homer’s Iliad - "Don't Forget To Baptize Your Son's Ankles Too"

Homer’s Iliad

Submitted by Eli Lebowicz

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe: Faust - "The Road To Hell Is Paved With Illegitimate Children And Blood Oaths"

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe: Faust

John Keats: The Complete Poems - "Nature And Greek Stuff"

John Keats: The Complete Poems

John Milton: Paradise Lost - "Blaming Women For Everything"

John Milton: Paradise Lost

John Milton: Paradise Lost - "Eat This, Not That"

John Milton: Paradise Lost

John Milton's Paradise Lost

John Milton’s Paradise Lost

Ovid: Metamorphoses - "1,001 Rapes"

Ovid: Metamorphoses

Reader Submission: Gus Reed

Sylvia Plath: The Collected Poems - "The Bipolar Express"

Sylvia Plath: The Collected Poems

Virgil: the Aeneid - "Daddy Issues And A Bad Breakup Found Rome"

Virgil: the Aeneid

Virginia Woolf: The Waves - "Something To Talk About (Death!)"

Virginia Woolf: The Waves

Virginia Woolf: The Waves – “Something To Talk About (Death!)”