If you can conjure a line from a book in your head, and instantly give yourself goosebumps, this may not be the post for you. However, if you love adding the “f-word” to famous lines in literature to make them funnier, welcome.
I’m not saying it’s true of all books everywhere, but sometimes a book drags. Especially old ones.
That’s why heroes like Twitter user @Turning_Pages7 come to us in our time of need and ask all of Twitter to share what prose could be spiced up with a fuck or two.
The results of this Twitter experiment were hilarious. Enjoy.
Here’s what happens when you ask Twitter to add the “F-word” to famous lines in literature:
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“So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the fucking past.” https://t.co/yzkV6qSfcD
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 26, 2022
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"SOME FUCKING PIG" https://t.co/bHVMhX84pd
— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) January 26, 2022
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https://twitter.com/dorsalstream/status/1486335381175894019?s=20&t=4JHLDUt-dysVc6kS-O8_uA
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It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they executed the Rosenbergs, and I didn't know what the fuck I was doing in New York. https://t.co/sc90y4NX9B
— Better Book Titles (@betterbooktitle) January 27, 2022
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https://twitter.com/jejesjesijessi/status/1486460889435971587?s=20&t=ArjlvQJiCixvCyUX4MbRUA
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https://twitter.com/tinynietzsche/status/1486334794279514113?s=20&t=CypTXhRhJBF-2-EOMUFByw
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https://twitter.com/MechaDenny/status/1486695128026730496?s=20&t=CypTXhRhJBF-2-EOMUFByw
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https://twitter.com/OisinMcGann/status/1486066101704347648?s=20&t=CypTXhRhJBF-2-EOMUFByw
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https://twitter.com/MysteriosoX/status/1486083083468218377?s=20&t=CypTXhRhJBF-2-EOMUFByw
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For how FUCKING long, Catilina, do you intend to abuse our patience? https://t.co/eaxporX34I
— τοῦτο βλέπω (@toutovlepo) January 25, 2022
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Ah Bartleby! Fuck humanity! https://t.co/CM7tA1QMZb
— Jonathan 🦬 jsench.bsky.social (@jsench) January 26, 2022
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'Kill all the bluejays you want, if you can hit 'em, but remember it's a sin to kill a fucking mockingbird.' https://t.co/iPm2eNmj1h
— Donna McAdams (@thehicklife) January 26, 2022
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https://twitter.com/MetalClassicist/status/1486094574229626885?s=20&t=CypTXhRhJBF-2-EOMUFByw
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As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transfomed in his bed into a gigantic fucking insect.
— Kevin Hague (@kevverage) January 25, 2022
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https://twitter.com/EmilyRowe69/status/1486683215532212229?s=20&t=4JHLDUt-dysVc6kS-O8_uA
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https://twitter.com/Turning_Pages7/status/1486015310687883274?s=20&t=g3XF3u7saI2_DFfUapeYmg
h/t Twitter
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