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Anthony Burgess, A Clockwork Orange, Better book title, way easier to watch than read

Anthony Burgess: A Clockwork Orange

A.A. Milne: Winnie-the-Pooh - "Christopher Robin Needs Meds ASAP"

A.A. Milne: Winnie-the-Pooh

Reader Submission: Johnny McNulty

A.A. Milne: Winnie-The-Pooh - "The Bear Lebowski"

A.A. Milne: Winnie-The-Pooh

Reader Submission: Django Haskins

A.M. Homes: The End of Alice - "Everyone Is A Pedophile"

A.M. Homes: The End of Alice

Reader Submission: Nicky Caught

Adam Johnson: The Orphan Master’s Son - "Kidnapper is The Only Good Job in North Korea"

Adam Johnson: The Orphan Master’s Son

Adam Ross: Mr. Peanut - "Never Flirt With Window Washers"

Adam Ross: Mr. Peanut

Adam Ross: Mr. Peanut - "Take My Wife... Please"

Adam Ross: Mr. Peanut

Adelle Waldman: The Love Affairs of Nathaniel P. - "Even Nice Guys Are Assholes"

Adelle Waldman: The Love Affairs of Nathaniel P.

Adolf Hitler: Mein Kampf - "The Fascist and the Furious"

Adolf Hitler: Mein Kampf

Reader Submission: Tyler Snodgrass

Aeschylus: the Oresteia - "Mother Knows Best"

Aeschylus: the Oresteia

Agatha Christie: And Then There Were None - "Anything Is Better Than The Original Title"

Agatha Christie: And Then There Were None

Agatha Christie: Murder on the Orient Express - "What Happens On Amtrak Once A Day"

Agatha Christie: Murder on the Orient Express

Reader Submission: Richard Spilman

Aimee Bender: The Particular Sadness of Lemon Cake - "MMM, These Cupcakes Taste Like Adultery. Warm, Delicious Adultery"

Aimee Bender: The Particular Sadness of Lemon Cake

Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons: Watchmen - "Be Flexible Or Be Incinerated"

Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons: Watchmen

Alan Moore and Eddie Campbell: From Hell - "Jack The Ripper Predicts Shitty Office Jobs"

Alan Moore and Eddie Campbell: From Hell

Alan Weisman the world without us, funny, book cover, a tree grows wherever it wants

Alan Weisman: The World Without Us

albert camus, the stranger, myth of sisyphus funny fake title joke, nothing matters

Albert Camus: The Myth of Sisyphus

Albert Camus: The Stranger - "YOLO"

Albert Camus: The Stranger

Albert Camus: The Stranger - "Casual Murderers Often Feel Alienated from Society"

Albert Camus: The Stranger

Reader Submission: Megan Weiskopf

Albert Camus: The Stranger - "French Catcher in the Rye"

Albert Camus: The Stranger

Reader Submission: Brian Boone

Albert Camus: The Stranger - "Interests: Long Walks On The Beach, People Watching, Shooting Arabs"

Albert Camus: The Stranger

Aldous Huxley: Brave New World - "Some Dude Kills Himself For Getting A Boner"

Aldous Huxley: Brave New World

Reader Submission: Adwoa Agyepong

Alexandre Dumas: The Three Musketeers - "Four Guys Who Mostly Use Swords"

Alexandre Dumas: The Three Musketeers

Reader Submission: Scott Westerfeld

Alice Sebold: The Lovely Bones - "Heaven Is Not As Fun As Ghost Sex"

Alice Sebold: The Lovely Bones

Alison Espach: The Adults - "Statutory Rape Is No Way To Help Someone Cope With A Suicide"

Alison Espach: The Adults

All of Tom Clancy's novels better book titles

All of Tom Clancy’s Novels

Reader Submission by Jim VanBlaricum

Allen Ginsberg: Collected Poems - "TMI"

Allen Ginsberg: Collected Poems

Reader Submission: Sean Patrick Conlon

Allen Ginsberg: Howl - "I Saw The Best Minds Of My Generation Just Read The Cliffs Notes"

Allen Ginsberg: Howl

Reader Submission: Tyler Snodgrass

Alvin Schwartz and Stephen Gammell: Scary Stories to Tell in The Dark - "Extremely Frightening Pictures! … also some stories"

Alvin Schwartz and Stephen Gammell: Scary Stories to Tell in The Dark

Andres Dubus III: House of Sand and Fog - "Open Your Fucking Mail (alternatively Pay Your Taxes)"

Andres Dubus III: House of Sand and Fog

Reader Submission: Stephanie Jacobs

Andrew Marr: The Real Elizabeth - "YAS QUEEN"

Andrew Marr: The Real Elizabeth

Reader Submission: Anya Garrett

Andrew Ross Sorkin: Too Big to Fail - "Bankers Love Saying 'Fuck'"

Andrew Ross Sorkin: Too Big to Fail

Andrey Kurkov: Death and The Penguin - "The Russian Mob Will Let You Life If You Have a Cool Penguin They Can Invite To Their Events"

Andrey Kurkov: Death and The Penguin

Reader Submission: Anya Garrett

Andy Weir: The Martian - "Elon Musk's Wet Dream"

Andy Weir: The Martian

Andy Weir: The Martian - "Castaway 2: Mars"

Andy Weir: The Martian

Reader Submission: Elihu Dietz

Andy Weir: The Martian - "If NASA Had An Actual Budget"

Andy Weir: The Martian

Reader Submission: Elihu Dietz

Ani Phyo: Ani’s Raw Food Kitchen - "Baking Bad"

Ani Phyo: Ani’s Raw Food Kitchen

Reader Submission: Anya Garrett

Ann Patchett: Bel Canto - "This Can't End Well..."

Ann Patchett: Bel Canto

Reader Submission: Mary Quandt

Annabel Lyon: The Golden Mean - "Even Aristotle Got Boners"

Annabel Lyon: The Golden Mean

Anne Brontë: Agnes Grey - "The Nanny Diaries"

Anne Brontë: Agnes Grey

Reader Submission: Adam Brown

Anne Lamott: Bird by Bird - "I Finally Finished This Book So I Could Get Back To Doing Anything Besides Writing"

Anne Lamott: Bird by Bird

Annie Proulx: Brokeback Mountain - "The Hills Have Guys"

Annie Proulx: Brokeback Mountain

Anonymous: Go Ask Alice - "Everything That’s Bad Is Really Bad For You (by your Mother- Oops, I mean some girl!)"

Anonymous: Go Ask Alice

Antoine de Saint-Exupéry: The Little Prince - "Dating A Flower Feels Very One-Sided"

Antoine de Saint-Exupéry: The Little Prince

Antoine de Saint-Exupéry: The Little Prince - "A Delightful PTSD Hallucination"

Antoine de Saint-Exupéry: The Little Prince

Reader Submission: Brian Boone

Aoibheann Sweeney: Among Other Things, I’ve Taken Up Smoking - "Studying Ovid Will Make You Gay."

Aoibheann Sweeney: Among Other Things, I’ve Taken Up Smoking

Apollonius of Rhodes: Argonautica, an entire frat sets sail to steal the fanciest coat

Apollonius of Rhodes: Argonautica

Apostolos Doxiadis and Christos H. Papadimitriou: LOGICOMIX - "Math Destroys Yet Another Marriage"

Apostolos Doxiadis and Christos H. Papadimitriou: LOGICOMIX

Aristophanes: The Frogs - "Bill And Ted's Bogus Journey (In Greek)"

Aristophanes: The Frogs

Aron Ralston: 127 Hours: Between a Rock and a Hard Place - "A Farewell To Arm"

Aron Ralston: 127 Hours: Between a Rock and a Hard Place

Art Spiegelman: Maus - "Cats Rule Everything Around Me"

Art Spiegelman: Maus

Reader Submission: Cathal

Arthur Miller: The Crucible

Arthur Miller: The Crucible

Arthur Miller: The Crucible - "Fight the Power (and Your Wife Will Forgive You for Shtooping the Maid)"

Arthur Miller: The Crucible

Reader Submission: Brian Saxton

Autobiography of Mark Twain - "Do Not Publish Until 100 Years After My Death, It’s Embarrassingly Unedited, Volume 1"

Autobiography of Mark Twain

Ayn Rand: Atlas Shrugged - "Cash of the Titans"

Ayn Rand: Atlas Shrugged

Reader Submission: Adam Brown

Ayn Rand: Atlas Shrugged - "Trains, Trains, And More Trains"

Ayn Rand: Atlas Shrugged

Reader Submission: Title by Eric Gross.

Ayn Rand: The Fountainhead - "Hate-Fucking & Architecture"

Ayn Rand: The Fountainhead

Reader Submission: Anya Garrett

nickel and dimed book funny alternate cover, poor dad poor dad

Barbara Ehrenreich: Nickel and Dimed: On Getting By on America

Barbara Kingsolver: The Poisonwood Bible - "Missionaries Are Pretty Worthless"

Barbara Kingsolver: The Poisonwood Bible

Reader Submission: Katie Wheeler

Barbara Robinson: The Best Christmas Pageant Ever - "Poor Kids Make Great Theater"

Barbara Robinson: The Best Christmas Pageant Ever

Beatrice Rodriguez: The Chicken Thief - "Stockholm Syndrome Is Good"

Beatrice Rodriguez: The Chicken Thief

Beatrix Potter: The Tale of the Flopsy Bunnies

Beatrix Potter: The Tale of the Flopsy Bunnies

Reader Submission: Adam Vincentz and Norman Urban Boyer

Ben Lerner: Leaving the Atocha Station - "Pot Makes You Think You Speak Spanish"

Ben Lerner: Leaving the Atocha Station

Benjamin Hale: The Evolution of Bruno Littlemore - "Lolita with Chimps"

Benjamin Hale: The Evolution of Bruno Littlemore

Reader Submission: Marley Magaziner

Beowulf - "The Danes Outsource An Exterminator"

Beowulf

Beowulf - "Y tu mamá también"

Beowulf

Reader Submission: Conor Houghton

Bernard Schlink: The Reader - "Always Ask Your Lovers About Their Sexual History/Involvement With Nazis" funny better book titles

Bernard Schlink: The Reader

Betty Smith: A Tree Grows in Brooklyn - "Having A Library Card Does Not Deter Pedophiles"

Betty Smith: A Tree Grows in Brooklyn

Bill Bryson: A Brief History of Nearly Everything - "The Smartest Scientists In The World Don't Know What's Going On, And A Meteor Could Kill Us At Any Moment"

Bill Bryson, A Brief History of Nearly Everything

Bill Bryson: A Short History of Nearly Everything - "Thousands of Interesting Scientific Facts I Forgot Seconds After Closing The Book"

Bill Bryson: A Short History of Nearly Everything

Bill Bryson: At Home - "Even The Nicest Home Is Probably 1/8th Rat"

Bill Bryson: At Home

Bill Bryson: The Body - "Your Brain Makes Up Half of What You Experience and the Other Half Science Can't Explain"

Bill Bryson: The Body

Bill Martin Jr. and John Archambault: Chicka Chicka Boom Boom - "Doesn't Doesn't Scan Scan"

Bill Martin Jr. and John Archambault: Chicka Chicka Boom Boom

Submitted by Eve Penzer

Bill O’Reilly: Killing Lincoln - "An Inconvenient Booth"

Bill O’Reilly: Killing Lincoln

Reader Submission: Tyler Snodgrass

Bram Stoker: Dracula - "Vampires Do Not Understand The Housing Market"

Bram Stoker: Dracula

Bret Easton Ellis: American Psycho - "A Book About Bad ‘80s Music Somehow Not Written By Chuck Klosterman"

Bret Easton Ellis: American Psycho

Reader Submission: Brian Boone

Bret Easton Ellis: American Psycho - "Loving Phil Collins Makes You A Serial Killer"

Bret Easton Ellis: American Psycho

Reader Submission: Tyler Snodgrass

Bret Easton Ellis: American Psycho - "Eric Trump’s Mein Kampf"

Bret Easton Ellis: American Psycho

Reader Submission: Brian Boone

Bret Easton Ellis: American Psycho - "Late Stage Capitalism: A Novel"

Bret Easton Ellis: American Psycho

Reader Submission: Emily Hughes

Bret Easton Ellis: American Psycho - "The Yuppie Chainsaw Massacre"

Bret Easton Ellis: American Psycho

Reader Submission: Ian Evans

Bret Easton Ellis Funny retitle adults love drugs

Bret Easton Ellis: Imperial Bedrooms

Bret Easton Ellis: Less Than Zero

Bret Easton Ellis: Less Than Zero

Bret Easton Ellis: The Rules of Attraction - "Drugs Make You Bisexual"

Bret Easton Ellis: The Rules of Attraction

Reader Submission: Keith Sherwood

Brett Martin: Difficult Men - "You Don't Necessarily Need To Be A Raging Asshole To Make Great Television (But It Comes In Handy Sometimes)"

Brett Martin: Difficult Men

Brian Masters: The Shrine of Jeffrey Dahmer - "Eat, Prey, Love"

Brian Masters: The Shrine of Jeffrey Dahmer

Reader Submission: Tyler Snodgrass

Brothers Grimm: Hansel and Gretel - "Everyone Hates Kids"

Brothers Grimm: Hansel and Gretel

Reader Submission: Abbi Crutchfield

C.S. Lewis: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe - "Trapped in the Closet"

C.S. Lewis: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

Reader Submission: Patrick Smith

Carol V. Aebersold and Chandra A Bell: The Elf on The Shelf

Carol V. Aebersold and Chandra A Bell: The Elf on The Shelf

Carolyn Sherwin Bailey: Miss Hickory - "Squirrel-Interrupted"

Carolyn Sherwin Bailey: Miss Hickory

Charlaine Harris: The Southern Vampire Mysteries - "Necrophilia is Still Okay In Louisiana"

Charlaine Harris: The Southern Vampire Mysteries

Reader Submission: Anya Garrett

Charles Bukowski Factotum Drunk sex with poor people funny better book title

Charles Bukowski: Factotum

Charles Bukowski: Ham on Rye - "Bacne"

Charles Bukowski: Ham on Rye

Reader Submission: Andy Aidekman

Charles Burns: Black Hole - "Never Think About STDs While Tripping"

Charles Burns: Black Hole

Charles Darwin: On The Origin of Species - "After All This I Still Married My Cousin (And Had Sickly Children)"

Charles Darwin: On The Origin of Species

Reader Submission: Maggie Patterson

Charles Dickens: A Christmas Carol - "Rich People Deserve Second Chances"

Charles Dickens: A Christmas Carol

Charles Dickens: A Christmas Carol - "Anyone Can Learn To Love Christmas If You Scare Them Enough"

Charles Dickens: A Christmas Carol

Reader Submission: Babe Parker

Charles Dickens: A Christmas Carol - "On Christmas, Undigested Cheese Has The Same Effect As LSD"

Charles Dickens: A Christmas Carol

Charles Dickens: Bleak House - "Lolita Gets Smallpox"

Charles Dickens: Bleak House

Reader Submission: Erin Hershberg

Charles Dickens David Copperfield, Better book titles, diary of a wimpy kid

Charles Dickens: David Copperfield

Submitted by Brian Boone

Charles Dickens: Great Expectations - "The Secret To Success Is Helping A Criminal"

Charles Dickens: Great Expectations

Reader Submission: Stephanie Weber

Charles Dickens: Great Expectations - "Cash Rules Everything Around Me"

Charles Dickens: Great Expectations

Reader Submission: Michael Molina

Charles Duhigg: The Power of Habit - "Cold Sores Can Turn You Into That Guy From Memento"

Charles Duhigg: The Power of Habit

Charles M. Schulz: A Charlie Brown Christmas - "Acting Sad Will Make Your Friends Pay Attention To You"

Charles M. Schulz: A Charlie Brown Christmas

Charles M. Schulz: Peanuts - "Your Dog Is Probably Cooler Than You"

Charles M. Schulz: Peanuts

Reader Submission: Eli Lebowicz

Charles Schulz: Peanuts - "Sad, Depressing Children and Their Many Many Failures"

Charles Schulz: Peanuts

Reader Submission: Joshua Love

Charlotte Brontë: Jane Eyre - "The Good Ones Are Always Taken (By Crazy Chicks)"

Charlotte Brontë: Jane Eyre

Charlotte Brontë: Jane Eyre - "My Boyfriend Is Also My Boss, And Kind Of A Huge Drama Queen" better book titles

Charlotte Brontë: Jane Eyre

Reader Submission by Michelle Legro.

Charlotte Brontë: Jane Eyre - "All My Exes Live In The Attic"

Charlotte Brontë: Jane Eyre

Reader Submission: Ken Schultz

Cheryl Strayed: Wild - "wander woman"

Cheryl Strayed: Wild

Reader Submission: Tyler Snodgrass

Cheryl Strayed: Wild - "The Longest Journey Starts With More Than A Single Step... You Also Have To Stop Doing Heroin"

Cheryl Strayed: Wild

Chew, ew, better book titles, humor

Chew

Chicken Soup for the Soul Series - "So Syrupy You'll Need Insulin"

Chicken Soup for the Soul Series

Reader Submission: Colin Foster

Chinua Achebe: Things Fall Apart - "Africans Are People Too"

Chinua Achebe: Things Fall Apart

Chris Van Allsburg: Jumanji - "Never Leave Your Kids Home Alone"

Chris Van Allsburg: Jumanji

Chris Van Allsburg: Jumanji - "We Fought a Zoo"

Chris Van Allsburg: Jumanji

Reader Submission: Jake Currie

Chris Van Allsburg: The Polar Express - "If You’re a Very Good Boy, Santa Might Kidnap You"

Chris Van Allsburg: The Polar Express

Reader Submission: Babe Parker

Chris Van Allsburg: The Polar Express - "The North Pole Has Better Public Transit Than Most American Cities"

Chris Van Allsburg: The Polar Express

Reader Submission: Meg Favreau

Chris Van Allsburg: The Polar Express - "Don't Stop Believin'"

Chris Van Allsburg: The Polar Express

Chris Ware: Jimmy Corrigan: The Smartest Kid on Earth - "Charlie Brown All Grown Up"

Chris Ware: Jimmy Corrigan: The Smartest Kid on Earth

Christoph Niemann: The Police Cloud - "The Future of Google"

Christoph Niemann: The Police Cloud

Christopher Paolini: Inheritance - "Lord of the Rings (Minus the Ring)"

Christopher Paolini: Inheritance

Reader Submission: Laurel Kinman

Chuck Klosterman - Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs - "Everyone's A Fucking Dick Except Me"

Chuck Klosterman: Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs

Chuck Palahniuk: Fight Club - "It’s All Fun And Games Until Someone Starts A Secret Army To Destroy Civilization"

Chuck Palahniuk: Fight Club

Cinderella - "A Prince Finds Love Thanks To His Foot Fetish"

Cinderella

Reader Submission: Ken Schultz

Clement Clarke Moore (Illustrated by Jan Brett): The Night Before Christmas - "Botched Home Invasion"

Clement Clarke Moore (Illustrated by Jan Brett): The Night Before Christmas

Clement Clarke Moore: The Night Before Christmas - "The Night Before Christmas In a Thankfully Non-Gun-Owning Household"

Clement Clarke Moore: The Night Before Christmas

Reader Submission: Jake Currie

Colson Whitehead: Zone One - "And You Though The New York Subway System Was Bad Now"

Colson Whitehead: Zone One

Reader Submission: Emily Hughes

Cormac McCarthy: Blood Meridian - "All the Pretty Corpses"

Cormac McCarthy: Blood Meridian

Reader Submission: Kevin T.S. Tang

Cormac McCarthy: No Country for Old Men - "Cash Ruins Everything Around Me"

Cormac McCarthy: No Country for Old Men

Reader Submission: Paul Barach

Cormac McCarthy: The Road - "Are We There Yet?"

Cormac McCarthy: The Road

Reader Submission: Laura Frese

Cormac McCarthy: The Road - "Fallout 3"

Cormac McCarthy: The Road

Crain Thomson Blankets book funny title he's just not that into you

Craig Thompson: Blankets

Craig Thompson: Habibi - "Is it just me… Or does this letter look like a vagina?"

Craig Thompson: Habibi

Dan Brown: The Da Vinci Code - "History Can Be Fun When It's Completely Made Up"

Dan Brown: The Da Vinci Code

Submitted by Colby Day.

Dan Brown: The Da Vinci Code

Dan Brown: The Da Vinci Code

Dan Simmons: The Terror - "We Should Have Called The Boat 'The Great Time'"

Dan Simmons: The Terror

Submitted by Meg Favreau

Dan Simmons: The Terror - "750 Pages of People Freezing to Death in Real Time"

Dan Simmons: The Terror

Reader Submission: Emily Hughes

Daniel Clowes: David Boring - "Seymour Butts Gets Shot In The Face"

Daniel Clowes: David Boring

Daniel Clowes: Ghost World - "Hip Bitches Hate Stuff Together"

Daniel Clowes: Ghost World

Daniel Defoe: Robinson Crusoe - "Things To Bring On A Deserted Island: 1. A Bible, 2. Raisins, 3. The Institution Of Slavery"

Daniel Defoe: Robinson Crusoe

Daniel Defoe: Robinson Crusoe - "Home Improvement for Xenophobes"

Daniel Defoe: Robinson Crusoe

Reader Submission: Dan Burkhead

Dante Alighieri: Inferno

Dante Alighieri: Inferno

Dante Alighieri: The Divine Comedy - "A Walk To Remember"

Dante Alighieri: The Divine Comedy

Reader Submission: lessthansix

Daphne du Maurier: Rebecca - "So I Married A Definite Wife-Murderer"

Daphne du Maurier: Rebecca

Dashiell Hammett: Red Harvest - "Between A Rock And A Bunch Of Gangs Who Want To Murder Each Other"

Dashiell Hammett: Red Harvest

Dashiell Hammett: The Thin Man - "Detective Work Is More Fun Drunk"

Dashiell Hammett: The Thin Man

Reader Submission: Ned Casey

Dave Eggers: You Shall Know Our Velocity! - "Brewster's Millions With Less Money And No Point!"

Dave Eggers: You Shall Know Our Velocity!

David Allen: Getting Things Done - "Write Shit Down"

David Allen: Getting Things Done

Reader Submission: Sean Collins

A better book title for David Foster Wallace's A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again, funny meme, literary joke, lol, DFW

David Foster Wallace: A Supposedly Fun Thing I’ll Never Do Again

David Foster Wallace: Consider The Lobster - "Beating the Dead Horse to Death with a Large, Unwieldy, Enormous, Heavy Thesaurus Until the Equine Corpse No Longer Breathes Life"

David Foster Wallace: Consider The Lobster

Reader Submission: Shannon

David Foster Wallace: Infinite Jest - "A Supposedly Fun Book I’ll Never Read Again"

David Foster Wallace: Infinite Jest

Reader Submission: Jimmy Lo

David Foster Wallace: Infinite Jest

David Foster Wallace: Infinite Jest

David Foster Wallace: Infinite Jest - "Infinite Footnotes"

David Foster Wallace: Infinite Jest

Reader Submission: Conor Houghton

David Foster Wallace: Infinite Jest - "Don't Sit Too Close To The TV Or You'll Go Crazy" better book titles meme

David Foster Wallace: Infinite Jest

David Foster Wallace: Infinite Jest - "Getting High in Boston Is Scary"

David Foster Wallace: Infinite Jest

David Gilbert: & Sons - "What Really Happened To JD Salinger? He Cloned Himself"

David Gilbert: & Sons

David Mitchell: Cloud Atlas - "The Kevin Bacon Game"

David Mitchell: Cloud Atlas

Reader Submission: Chris Fannon

David Nicholls one day, funny jokes, better book titles, before sunrise but 20 times

David Nicholls: One Day

Denis Johnson: Train Dreams - "In The Time Before Arthritis Medication, The Newspaper Made People Super-Horny"

Denis Johnson: Train Dreams

Dennis Lehane: Mystic River - "Little Brothers Are Huge Cock Blocks"

Dennis Lehane: Mystic River

Reader Submission: John Molina

Diane Gabaldon: Outlander

Diane Gabaldon: Outlander

Don DeLillo: Underworld - "Infinite Jest But with Baseball Instead of Tennis"

Don DeLillo: Underworld

Reader Submission: Brian Boone

Don Delilo: Underworld - "America Was A Better Place When The Dodgers Played In Brooklyn"

Don Delilo: Underworld

Reader Submission: Brent Rose

Donald J. Trump: Crippled America - "Fat & Furious" Better book title funny meme reading

Donald J. Trump: Crippled America

Donald Ray Pollock: The Devil All the Time - "Are You There God? It’s Us, Humanity. Everything’s Fucked Down Here."

Donald Ray Pollock: The Devil All the Time

Donald Trump Jr.: Triggered - "Too Dumb for Prison"

Donald Trump Jr.: Triggered

Donald Trump: Crippled America - "Negging My Way to the White House"

Donald Trump: Crippled America

Reader Submission: Jake Currie

Donald Trump: Crippled America: How to Make America Great Again - "Pride and Prejudice"

Donald Trump: Crippled America: How to Make America Great Again

Reader Submission: Tyler Snodgrass

Donald Trump: The Art of The Deal - "How To Succeed In Business Without Really Succeeding"

Donald Trump: The Art of The Deal

Donald Trump: The Art of The Deal - "There's A Monster At The Beginning Middle And End Of This Book"

Donald Trump: The Art of The Deal

Donald Trump: The Art of The Deal - "The Biggest Loser"

Donald Trump: The Art of The Deal

Donna Tartt: The Goldfinch - "What Happens In Vegas... Turns Out To Be Very Important To The Plot"

Donna Tartt: The Goldfinch

Donna Tartt: The Goldfinch - "Harry Potter And The Priceless Work Of Art" better book titles

Donna Tartt: The Goldfinch

Reader Submission by Maris Kreizman

Donna Tartt: The Secret History - "Studying Classics Gives People An Insatiable Thirst For Human Blood" better book titles

Donna Tartt: The Secret History

Doreen Cronin and Betsy Lewin: Click, Clack, Moo: Cows That Type - "Animals Should Not Have Collective Bargaining Rights"

Doreen Cronin and Betsy Lewin: Click, Clack, Moo: Cows That Type

Doris Kearns Goodwin: Team of Rivals - "Frienemies in High Places"

Doris Kearns Goodwin: Team of Rivals

Reader Submission: Django Haskins

Doris Kearns Goodwin: Team of Rivals - "Lincoln: America's First Goth President"

Doris Kearns Goodwin: Team of Rivals

Dr. Seuss: Green Eggs and Ham - "Getting to Yes"

Dr. Seuss: Green Eggs and Ham

Reader Submission: Django Haskins

Dr. Seuss: How the Grinch Stole Christmas! - "People Commend A Shitty Guy For Becoming Slightly Less Shitty"

Dr. Seuss: How the Grinch Stole Christmas!

Dr. Seuss: Oh, The Places You’ll Go! - "Last-Minute Graduation Gift"

Dr. Seuss: Oh, The Places You’ll Go!

Reader Submission: Tyler Snodgrass

Dr. Seuss: The Cat in the Hat - "New Dad Is The Best Dad"

Dr. Seuss: The Cat in the Hat

Dr. Seuss: The Lorax - "An Inconvenient Truth"

Dr. Seuss: The Lorax

E L James: Fifty Shades of Grey - "My Husband Has Not Had Sex With Me Since 1998"

E L James: Fifty Shades of Grey

EB White Charlotte's Web Better Book title The Spectacular Sow

E.B. White Charlotte’s Web

E.B. White: Charlotte’s Web - "Spiders Make Great Publicists"

E.B. White: Charlotte’s Web

E.B. White: Charlotte’s Web - "Words with Friends"

E.B. White: Charlotte’s Web

Reader Submission: Joe Tarantino

E.M. Forster: A Room with a View - "What Happens In Italy… Comes Back To England And Breaks Up Your Engagement"

E.M. Forster: A Room with a View

Reader Submission: Megan Weiskopf

E.M. Forster: Howard’s End - "Moving Sucks"

E.M. Forster: Howard’s End

Reader Submission: Angela Lucera

E.T.A Hoffman and Maurice Sendak: The Nutcracker - "Even In Your Wildest Dreams The Only Men Interested In You Will Have Weird Teeth And Be Made Of Wood"

E.T.A Hoffman and Maurice Sendak: The Nutcracker

Edgar Allan Poe: The Masque of the Red Death and other stories - "Nothing good ever happens after midnight."

Edgar Allan Poe: The Masque of the Red Death and other stories

Reader Submission: Tyler Snodgrass

Edgar Allan Poe: The Pit and The Pendulum - "A Decent Episode Of Fear Factor"

Edgar Allan Poe: The Pit and The Pendulum

Edgar Allan Poe: The Raven and other stories - "Birds Are More Annoying If Your Wife Is Dead"

Edgar Allan Poe: The Raven and other stories

Reader Submission: Tyler Snodgrass

Edith Wharton: Ethan Frome - "When Life Hands You Lemons, Enter A Suicide Pact"

Edith Wharton: Ethan Frome

Edith Wharton: Ethan Frome - "Cruel Runnings"

Edith Wharton: Ethan Frome

Submitted by Jake Currie

Edith Wharton: Ethan Frome - "Two Girls, One Pickle Dish"

Edith Wharton: Ethan Frome

Submitted by Jake Currie

Edith Wharton: The Age of Innocence - Emotions Are For Poor People

Edith Wharton: The Age of Innocence

Reader Submission: Michelle Legro

Edith Wharton: The House of Mirth - "In This Economy, Working In A Hat Shop Seems Like A Pretty Sweet Gig"

Edith Wharton: The House of Mirth

Reader Submission: Michelle Legro

Edmond Rostand: Cyrano de Bergerac - "You know what they say about guys with big noses…They’re secretly in love with the girl you like."

Edmond Rostand: Cyrano de Bergerac

Reader Submission: Vijay Welch

Edmond Rostand: Cyrano de Bergerac - "Catfish"

Edmond Rostand: Cyrano de Bergerac

Edmund Morris: Theodore Rex - "The Last Boy Scout (President)"

Edmund Morris: Theodore Rex

Edward Albee: Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? - "Worst Faculty Key Party Of The Year?"

Edward Albee: Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

Edward Lee: Smoke and Pickles - "A Lesson Before Frying"

Edward Lee: Smoke and Pickles

Elena Ferrante: My Brilliant Friend - "It's Easier To Be Stabbed In Italy Than Be Friends With Someone"

Elena Ferrante: My Brilliant Friend

Elif Batuman: The Possessed - "Awkward Living Through Russian Studies"

Elif Batuman: The Possessed

Elizabeth Kostova: The Historian - "Pride and Prejudice and Vampires"

Elizabeth Kostova: The Historian

Reader Submission: Emily Hughes

Elizabeth Strout Olive Kitteridge, better book titles, funny joke cover, every family in maine is hanging on by a thread

Elizabeth Strout: Olive Kitteridge

Ellen Raskin The Westing Game Retitled Clue Better book titles

Ellen Raskin: The Westing Game

Emily Brontë: Wuthering Heights - "My Teacher Ruined This"

Emily Brontë: Wuthering Heights

Emily Brontë: Wuthering Heights - "Damn, This Servant Has a Good Memory"

Emily Brontë: Wuthering Heights

Reader Submission: Heather Holmes

Emily Gould: Friendship

Emily Gould: Friendship

Submitted by Emily Gould

Emily Gould’s Friendship - "If Knocked Up Passed The Bechdel Test"

Emily Gould: Friendship

Submitted by Emily Gould

Emma Donoghue: Room - "A Room With No View"

Emma Donoghue: Room

Emma Donoghue: Room - "The Parent Trap"

Emma Donoghue: Room

Reader Submission: Tyler Snodgrass

Emma Donoghue: Room "Cast Away In A Rape Shed"

Emma Donoghue: Room

Epic of Gilgamesh - "The Epic For People Who Don't Like Epic-Length Epics"

Epic of Gilgamesh

Eric Carle: The Very Hungry Caterpillar - "Eat Until You Feel Pretty"

Eric Carle: The Very Hungry Caterpillar

Erich Maria Remarque: All Quiet on The Western Front - "Even Germans Have Feelings"

Erich Maria Remarque: All Quiet on The Western Front

Reader Submission: Ben Knox

Erick Setiawan: Of Bees and Myst - "Life's A Bitch And So's Your Mother-In-Law"

Erick Setiawan: Of Bees and Myst

Reader Submission: Katie H

Erik Larson: In The Garden Of Beasts - "8 Simple Rules for Dating My Nazi-Sympathizing Daughter"

Erik Larson: In The Garden Of Beasts

Erik Larson: The Devil in The White City, I went to the 1893 world's fair and all I got was brutally murdered

Erik Larson: The Devil in The White City

Reader Submission: Django Haskins

"The Blitz Made Churchill Cry But Made Everyone Else in London Horny"

Erik Larson: The Splendid and the Vile

Ernest Cline: Ready Player One - "VH1’s I Love The 80s"

Ernest Cline: Ready Player One

Reader Submission: Jenny Savage

Ernest Hemingway: A Moveable Feast - "The Year of Magical Drinking"

Ernest Hemingway: A Moveable Feast

Ernest Hemingway: For Whom The Bell Tolls - "How Many Pages Does It Take To Blow Up A Fucking Bridge?"

Ernest Hemingway: For Whom The Bell Tolls

Reader Submission: Cami Adair

Ernest Hemingway: The Old Man And The Sea

Ernest Hemingway: The Old Man And The Sea

Ernest Hemingway: The Old Man and the Sea - "If You Teach A Man To Fish, He Might Still Fuck It Up."

Ernest Hemingway: The Old Man and the Sea

Reader Submission: Tyler Snodgrass

Ernest Hemingway: The Old Man and The Sea - "How Do You Solve A Problem Like Marlin?"

Ernest Hemingway: The Old Man and The Sea

Reader Submission: Abbi Crutchfield

Ernest Hemingway: The Old Man and the Sea - "The Ocean Is a Real Puta"

Ernest Hemingway: The Old Man and the Sea

Ernest Hemingway: The Sun Also Rises - Jews Ruin Parties

Ernest Hemingway: The Sun Also Rises

Reader Submission: Gabriel Laks

Ernest Hemingway: The Sun Also Rises - "Sausage Party"

Ernest Hemingway: The Sun Also Rises

Ernest Hemingway: The Sun Also Rises - "The Hangover"

Ernest Hemingway: The Sun Also Rises

Reader Submission: Eve Penzer

Ernie Bushmiller: Nancy Is Happy - "Children Are Awful"

Ernie Bushmiller: Nancy Is Happy

Erskine Caldwell: Tobacco Road - "Will Fuck For Turnips"

Erskine Caldwell: Tobacco Road

Reader Submission: Carlye Knight

Esphyr Slobodkina: Caps for Sale - "Monkey See, Monkey Steal A Poor Person’s Livelihood"

Esphyr Slobodkina: Caps for Sale

Eugene O’Neill: Long Day’s Journey Into Night - "everyone's an addict and also the worst"

Eugene O’Neill: Long Day’s Journey Into Night

Reader Submission: Chris Lawton

Euripides: Bacchae - "Never Piss Off An Androgynous Wizard God"

Euripides: Bacchae

Euripides: Hippolytus - "Incest Causes Sea Monsters"

Euripides: Hippolytus

Euripides: Medea - "How To Lose A Guy In One Day"

Euripides: Medea

Euripides: the Bacchae - "Dionysus Is A Violent Drunk"

Euripides: the Bacchae

Submitted by Jacob Horn

Evelyn Waugh: A Handful of Dust - "If Your Wife Cheats On You, Don't Move To Brazil Or A Crazy Guy Will Torture You With Books"

Evelyn Waugh: A Handful of Dust

Evelyn Waugh: Brideshead Revisited - "Catholicism Ruins Everything"

Evelyn Waugh: Brideshead Revisited

Reader Submission: Shira Danan

F. Scott Fitzgerald: Tender Is the Night - "My Wife is Batshit"

F. Scott Fitzgerald: Tender Is the Night

Reader Submission: Storey Clayton

F scott fitzgerald funny fake book cover with long sentence like the one he writes

F. Scott Fitzgerald: The Beautiful and Damned

F. Scott Fitzgerald: The Great Gatsby - "Drink Responsibly"

F. Scott Fitzgerald: The Great Gatsby

F. Scott Fitzgerald: The Great Gatsby - "The Crazy Ex-Boyfriend"

F. Scott Fitzgerald: The Great Gatsby

Reader Submission: Brian Boone

F. Scott Fitzgerald: The Great Gatsby - "Drive My Car"

F. Scott Fitzgerald: The Great Gatsby

F. Scott Fitzgerald: This Side of Paradise - "All My Friends Are Dead And I’m Not As Cool As I Thought I Was"

F. Scott Fitzgerald: This Side of Paradise

Reader Submission: Keenan Cross

Flannery O'Connor: A Good Man Is Hard to Find - "Why Murderers Are Better Than You"

Flannery O’Connor: A Good Man Is Hard to Find

Florence Williams: Breasts: A Natural and Unnatural History

Frank Herbert: Dune - "Spice World"

Frank Herbert: Dune

Reader Submission: Rentz Leinbach

frank mccourt, funny better book title, being irish is miserable

Frank McCourt: Angela’s Ashes

Submitted by Riha from WCU’s FHG Library.

Franz Kafka: The Metamorphosis - "A Bug's Life"

Franz Kafka: The Metamorphosis

Friedrich Nietzsche thus spoke zarathustra funny better book title thus spoke syphillis

Friedrich Nietzsche: Thus Spoke Zarathustra

Reader Submission by Kyle Maddock

Fyodor Dostoevsky: Crime and Punishment - "Rent Was Too Damn High!"

Fyodor Dostoevsky: Crime and Punishment

Reader Submission: Alex Grabie

Dostoevsky notes from underground, better book title, funny meme, lol, humor, books, It's hard to be a good person in Saint Petersburg

Fyodor Dostoevsky: Notes from Underground

Fyodor Dostoevsky: The Brothers Karamazov - "Murdered With Children"

Fyodor Dostoevsky: The Brothers Karamazov

Reader Submission: Michael Molina

Gabriel García Márquez: Memories of My Melancholy Whores - "A Portrait Of The Artist As An Old Creep"

Gabriel García Márquez: Memories of My Melancholy Whores

Gabriel García Márquez: One Hundred Years of Solitude - "Just Shoot Me!"

Gabriel García Márquez: One Hundred Years of Solitude

Gandhi: an Autobiography - "The 35-Year Diet"

Gandhi: an Autobiography

Reader Submission: Abbi Crutchfield

Gary Paulsen woodsong cool runnings, better book title

Gary Paulsen: Woodsong

Gary Shteyngart: Super Sad True Love Story - "1984 In AOL Speak"

Gary Shteyngart: Super Sad True Love Story

Gary Shteyngart: Super Sad True Love Story – “1984 In AOL Speak”

George Eliot: Daniel Deronda - "800 Pages To Find Out One Dude Is Jewish"

George Eliot: Daniel Deronda

George Eliot Mill of the floss better book title, why be nice to your siblings when they're all gonna die in a flood

George Eliot: The Mill on The Floss

Reader Submission: Title by Shawn Callahan.

George Kimball and John Schulian: At The Fights

George Kimball and John Schulian: At The Fights

George Orwell: 1984 - "I Hate Rats More Than I Love My Girlfriend"

George Orwell: 1984

Reader Submission: Alex Watson

George Orwell: 1984 - "The Social Network"

George Orwell: 1984

George Orwell: 1984 - "Black Mirror with Rats"

George Orwell: 1984

Reader Submission: Tyler Snodgrass

George Owell: Animal Farm - "if you give a pig a windmill, he’ll pursue absolute power"

George Owell: Animal Farm

Reader Submission: Tyler Snodgrass

George R.R. Martin: A Game of Thrones - "Don't Get Too Attached"

George R.R. Martin: A Game of Thrones

Reader Submission: Lauren Dee

George R.R. Martin: A Game of Thrones - "All in the Family"

George R.R. Martin: A Game of Thrones

George R.R. Martin: A Game of Thrones - "Shakespeare Minus The Good Writing"

George R.R. Martin: A Game of Thrones

George R.R. Martin: A Storm of Swords - "Four Weddings and a Shitload of Funerals"

George R.R. Martin: A Storm of Swords

Reader Submission: Todd Bubier

George W. Bush: Decision Points - "My Bad"

George W. Bush: Decision Points

Georges Bataille: Story of the Eye, better book titles, lol

Georges Bataille: Story of the Eye

Gertrude Stein: Tender Buttons - "What The What The What The Fuck Is This About? Fuck."

Gertrude Stein: Tender Buttons

Gillian Flynn: Gone Girl - "Chasing Amy"

Gillian Flynn: Gone Girl

Reader Submission: Emily Hughes

Gillian Flynn: Gone Girl - "A Tale Of Two Shitty People"

Gillian Flynn: Gone Girl

Gin Phillips: Fierce Kingdom - "We Fought A Zoo"

Gin Phillips: Fierce Kingdom

Glenn Beck: Broke: The Plan to Restore Our Trust, Truth, and Treasure - "$32 Million Was Not Enough To Stop The Socialists. Please Send More."

Glenn Beck: Broke: The Plan to Restore Our Trust, Truth, and Treasure

Glenn Beck The Overton Window

Glenn Beck: The Overton Window

Reader Submission by Joe Mande

Goethe: The Sorrows of a Young Werther friendzoned funny better book titles

Goethe: The Sorrows of a Young Werther

Reader Submission by Ian Faria

Goethe’s Faust - "A Guy Gets So Tired Of Reading, He Sells His Soul To Satan Out Of Boredom"

Goethe’s Faust

Gore Vidal: The City and the Pillar (Revised edition) - "If You Can't Join Him, Rape Him"

Gore Vidal: The City and the Pillar

Reader Submission: Keith Sherwood

Graham Greene: The End of the Affair - "A Cheater Prospers"

Graham Greene: The End of the Affair

Graham Greene: The Power and the Glory - "Never Mix Whiskey with Priesthood"

Graham Greene: The Power and the Glory

A funny better book title for gregg braden fractal time lose interest in ten seconds

Gregg Braden: Fractal Time

Grimm’s Fairy Tales - "Children Should Be Traumatized"

Grimm’s Fairy Tales

Reader Submission: Monica Hamburg

Grimms fairy tales, funny cover, once upon a time when women were property

Grimm’s Fairy Tales

Grimm’s Fairy Tales - "Everyone Gets Married, Murdered, Or Dipped Into A Vat Of Boiling Oil And Snakes"

Grimm’s Fairy Tales

Grimm’s Fairy Tales - "Never Trust Your Step-Mother"

Grimm’s Fairy Tales

Grimm’s Fairy Tales - "Beautiful People Are Good, Ugly People Are Evil"

Grimm’s Fairy Tales

Guinness World Records

Guinness World Records

Submitted by Brian Boone

Gustave Flaubert Madame Bovary Funny Better Book Titles getting fondled at the county fair

Gustave Flaubert: Madame Bovary

Gustave Flaubert: Madame Bovary - "Shop ’til You Drop"

Gustave Flaubert: Madame Bovary

Reader Submission: Bijan Samareh

Gustave Flaubert: Sentimental Education - "A Hipster Stalks A Woman Old Enough To Be His Mom"

Gustave Flaubert: Sentimental Education

Reader Submission: Matthew Sweeney

H.A. Rey: Curious George - "Getting Kidnapped is Fine so Long as The Kidnapper Wears a Yellow Hat"

H.A. Rey: Curious George

H.G. Wells: The Time Machine - "Mole People Killed My Midget Friend"

H.G. Wells: The Time Machine

Reader Submission: Michael Molina

H.P. Lovecraft: The Call of Cthulu and Other Weird Stories - "Japanese Tentacle Porn Without The Sex"

H.P. Lovecraft: The Call of Cthulu and Other Weird Stories

Reader Submission: Matt Nedostup

H.W. Brands: A Traitor To His Class - "Catching Polio As An Adult Doesn't Make You Any Less Horny"

H.W. Brands: A Traitor To His Class: The Privileged Life and Radical Presidency of Franklin Delano Roosevelt

Haley Tanner: Vaclav and Lena - "Not Even Magic Can Stop Your Parents From Abandoning You"

Haley Tanner: Vaclav and Lena

Hanya Yanagihara: A Little Life - "The Feel-Bad Novel of the Year"

Hanya Yanagihara: A Little Life

Reader Submission: Emily Hughes

Harper Lee: To Kill A Mockingbird - My Dad Is Cooler Than Your Dad

Harper Lee: To Kill A Mockingbird

Reader Submission: Elihu Dietz

Harriet Ziefert: The Princess and The Pea - "Is your absolute threshold low enough to run a country?"

Harriet Ziefert: The Princess and The Pea

Reader Submission: Meriel

Haruki Murakami: 1Q84 - "You Must Have an IQ of 184 or Greater to Read This Book"

Haruki Murakami: 1Q84

Reader Submission: Mixael Laufer

Haruki Murakami: Norwegian Wood - "Lube Saves Lives"

Haruki Murakami: Norwegian Wood

Reader Submission: Oxytocin Addict

Haruki Murakami: The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle - "Missing Cat? Trying Cumming In Your Pants"

Haruki Murakami: The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle

Reader Submission: Michael Molina

Haruki Murakami: The Wind-up Bird Chronicle

Reader Submission: Michael Molina

Heidi Murkoff and Sharon Mazel: What to Expect When You’re Expecting - "There Will Be Blood"

Heidi Murkoff and Sharon Mazel: What to Expect When You’re Expecting

Reader Submission: Michael Molina

Helen Macdonald: H is for Hawk - "How To Train Your Depression"

Helen Macdonald: H is for Hawk

Reader Submission: Elihu Dietz

Henry David Thoreau: Walden - "The 1800s Equivalent of Quitting Social Media"

Henry David Thoreau: Walden

Reader Submission: Tyler Snodgrass

henry david thoreau, walden, funny, nonfiction, prep school

Henry David Thoreau: Walden or Life in the Woods

Herman Hesse book cover that says jazz and good sex save a man from killing himself, better book titles

Herman Hesse – Steppenwolf

Herman Melville: Bartleby, the Scrivener - "Bored To Death"

Herman Melville: Bartleby, the Scrivener

Herman Melville: Billy Budd - "Jesus Would Not Last Long In The Navy"

Herman Melville: Billy Budd

Herman Melville: Moby Dick - "Deadliest Catch"

Herman Melville: Moby Dick

Herman Melville: Moby Dick - "Every Alliterative Life Lesson Learned By Boastful Boatmen At Sea"

Herman Melville: Moby Dick

Herman Melville: Moby Dick - "A Whale Goes Old Testament on Some Whale Hunters"

Herman Melville: Moby Dick

Hillary Rodham Clinton: Hard Choices - "656-Page Talking Point"

Hillary Rodham Clinton: Hard Choices

Submitted by Shira Danan.

Homer: Odyssey - "Less Mythical Than An Economically Stable Greece"

Homer: Odyssey

Reader Submission: Ken Schultz

Homer: the Iliad - "An Angry Guy Gets Angrier Then Chills"

Homer: the Iliad

homer the odyssey, funny fake cover, better book titles, alt title never flirt with a veteran's wife

Homer: the Odyssey

Homer: the Odyssey - "The Gods Must Be Crazy"

Homer: the Odyssey

Reader Submission: Katie Wallis

Homer’s Iliad - "Don't Forget To Baptize Your Son's Ankles Too"

Homer’s Iliad

Submitted by Eli Lebowicz

Howard Zinn: A People’s History of the United States - "White People Ruin Everything"

Howard Zinn: A People’s History of the United States

Hubert Selby, Jr.: Last Exit to Brooklyn - "A Series of Unfortunate Events"

Hubert Selby, Jr.: Last Exit to Brooklyn

Reader Submission: Hollis Crawford

Hunter S. Thompson: Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail ‘72 - "Drugs Make Politics Tolerable"

Hunter S. Thompson: Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail ‘72

Reader Submission: Adam Vincentz and Norman Urban Boyer

Ian Fleming: James Bond Novels - "Poonraker"

Ian Fleming: James Bond Novels

Ian Fleming: James Bond Series - "Cars are nearly as disposable as women"

Ian Fleming: James Bond Series

Reader Submission: Kelly Diamond

Ian Fleming: You Only Live Twice - "Never Trust a Man Who Likes Cats"

Ian Fleming: You Only Live Twice

Reader Submission: Ken Schultz

Ian McEwan: Atonement - "Kids Say The Darndest Things"

Ian McEwan: Atonement

Ian McEwan: On Chesil Beach - "How Premature Ejaculation Very Quickly Ruined My Marriage"

Ian McEwan: On Chesil Beach

Reader Submission: Maxwell Benwell

Immanuel Kant: Critique of Pure Reason - "I Even Confused Myself"

Immanuel Kant: Critique of Pure Reason

Irma S. Rombauer: Joy of Cooking - "1,001 Reasons It Sucks To Be Vegan"

Irma S. Rombauer: Joy of Cooking

Italo Calvino: If on a winter’s night a traveler - "Even I don't know what I'm writing about"

Italo Calvino: If on a winter’s night a traveler

Italo Calvino: Invisible Cities - "My Dinner with Kublai"

Italo Calvino: Invisible Cities

Reader Submission: Todd Thompson

J.D. Salinger: Franny and Zooey - "Wealthy and Mopey"

J.D. Salinger: Franny and Zooey

Reader Submission: Adam Conover

jd salinger catcher in the rye better book title Analyze That

J.D. Salinger: The Catcher in The Rye

J.D. Salinger: The Catcher in the Rye - "Diary of a Wimpy Kid"

J.D. Salinger: The Catcher in the Rye

Reader Submission: ifyoulikehisnecktie

J.D. Salinger: The Catcher In The Rye - "The Zero's Journey"

J.D. Salinger: The Catcher In The Rye

J.D. Salinger: The Catcher in the Rye - "Home Alone 2 (with a depressed teenager)"

J.D. Salinger: The Catcher in the Rye

J.D. Salinger: The Catcher in the Rye - "How To Lose Friends & Alienate People"

J.D. Salinger: The Catcher in the Rye

Reader Submission: Jonny Gutierrez

J.D. Salinger: The Catcher in the Rye - "Goyhood"

J.D. Salinger: The Catcher in the Rye

Reader Submission: Simon Penzer

j-d-vance-hillbilly-elegy

J.D. Vance: Hillbilly Elegy

J.D. Vance: Hillbilly Elegy

J.D. Vance: Hillbilly Elegy

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - "Diary of a Mad Black Magic User"

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - "Harry Potter and the Teens Who Are Magically Still Virgins"

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Reader Submission: Stephanie

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - "Only Leave Pieces Of Your Soul In Indestructible Objects"

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - "Harry Potter Knows a Frustratingly Small Amount of Magic For a Fourth Year Student"

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Reader Submission: Lelia Rechtin

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - "Two Guys, One Cup"

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Reader Submission: John Molina

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone - "A Broom Of One’s Own"

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter Series - "Hermione Explains It All"

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter Series

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter Series - "The Students Save The School From Utter Descruction, And Earn 50 Points In A Fake Game"

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter Series

J.R.R. Tolkien: The Lord of the Rings - "A Walk To Remember"

J.R.R. Tolkien: The Lord of the Rings

Reader Submission: Megan Pallante

Jack and the Beanstalk - "Redeem Your Mistakes Through Homicide"

Jack and the Beanstalk

Reader Submission: Ken Schultz

Jack Gantos: Rotten Ralph - "Cats are Assholes"

Jack Gantos: Rotten Ralph

Reader Submission: Michelle Bard

Jack Kerouac: On the Road - "Paragraphs Are For Squares"

Jack Kerouac: On the Road

Submitted by Riha from WCU’s FHG Library.

Jack Kerouac: On The Road - "I Adore This Book Because I Read It While Roaming Through Several States While Deciding Which Ivy League School To Attend"

Jack Kerouac: On The Road

Jack London: The Call of the Wild - "Snow Dogs"

Jack London: The Call of the Wild

Jacqueline Susann: Valley of the Dolls - "One Pill Makes You Larger, One Pill Makes You Small, And These Pills Give You Breast Cancer And Make You Want To Kill Yourself"

Jacqueline Susann: Valley of the Dolls

James Gleick: The Information: A History, a Theory, a Flood - "Too Many Books So Here's A 594-Page Book"

James Gleick: The Information: A History, a Theory, a Flood

James Hynes: Next - "Incessant Blowjob Nostalgia"

James Hynes: Next

James Joyce: Dubliners - "Eureka! An Epiphany: We All Die Alone"

James Joyce: Dubliners

James Joyce: Finnegan’s Wake - "I Read the First Page and Gave Up"

James Joyce: Finnegan’s Wake

Reader Submission: Barry Pierce

James Joyce: Ulysses - "One Long Sentence About Handjobs"

James Joyce: Ulysses

James Joyce: Ulysses - "Keeping Cliffsnotes in Business Since 1922"

James Joyce: Ulysses

Reader Submission: Ken Schultz

James M. Cain: Double Indemnity - "Love Actuary"

James M. Cain: Double Indemnity

James M. Cain: Mildred Pierce - "A Good Man Is Hard To Find"

James M. Cain: Mildred Pierce

Reader Submission: Michael Molina

James Marshall and Harry Allard: Miss Nelson Is Missing! - "Schizophrenics make the best teachers!"

James Marshall and Harry Allard: Miss Nelson Is Missing!

Reader Submission: Ken Schultz

Jan Brett: The Mitten - "If You Lose Something, It Will Return to You Covered in Animal Feces"

Jan Brett: The Mitten

Jane Austen: Mansfield Park - "Girls Gone Mild"

Jane Austen: Mansfield Park

Jane Austen: Mansfield Park - "I Couldn't Even Finish the Sparknotes"

Jane Austen: Mansfield Park

Reader Submission: Henry Schenker

Jane Austen: Pride and Prejudice - "The Real Housewives of Meryton, England"

Jane Austen: Pride and Prejudice

Reader Submission: John Molina

Jane Austen: Pride and Prejudice - "Smart Girls Can Always Find A Way To Rationalize Marrying For Money"

Jane Austen: Pride and Prejudice

Reader Submission by Debbie Vega.

Jane Austen: Pride and Prejudice no romance without finance funny better book title

Jane Austen: Pride and Prejudice

Jane Austen: Sense and Sensibility - "Why Can't You Be More Like Your Sister?"

Jane Austen: Sense and Sensibility

Reader Submission: Cate Burlington

Jane Austen: Sense and Sensibility - "Sense And The Hot One"

Jane Austen: Sense and Sensibility

Jared Diamond: Guns, Germs, and Steel - "a history of the domestication of agriculture plus a few other random things"

Jared Diamond: Guns, Germs, and Steel

Reader Submission: Raymond Drainville

Jared Diamond: Guns, Germs, and Steel - "I Fucked The Western Hemisphere, And All I Got Was This Stupid Syphilis (Oh, and Potatoes)"

Jared Diamond: Guns, Germs, and Steel

Reader Submission: Dennis Tang

funny alternate title for guns germs and steel, better book title I read this book but it was a really long time ago

Jared Diamond: Guns, Germs, and Steel

Jay McInerney: Bright Lights, Big City

Jay McInerney: Bright Lights, Big City

Reader Submission: by Brendan Mortimer

Jean de Brunhoff: The Story of Babar - "French Colonialism For Kids!" better book titles

Jean de Brunhoff: The Story of Babar

Jeff Lindsay: Darkly Dreaming Dexter - "Hey Everyone, I’m From Miami"

Jeff Lindsay: Darkly Dreaming Dexter

Reader Submission: QueenCanadia

Jeff Ryan: Super Mario: How Nintendo Conquered America - "This Is Why You’re Fat"

Jeff Ryan: Super Mario: How Nintendo Conquered America

Jeffrey Eugenides: Middlesex - "My Big Fat Greek Genitals"

Jeffrey Eugenides: Middlesex

Reader Submission: Zack Ruskin

Jeffrey Eugenides: The Marriage Plot - "Understanding Semiotics Will Ruin Your Love Life"

Jeffrey Eugenides: The Marriage Plot

Jennifer Egan: A Visit from the Goon Squad - "Aging Punks Eventually Buy Smart-Phones"

Jennifer Egan: A Visit from the Goon Squad

Jerome Lawrence and Robert E. Lee: Inherit the Wind - "God Hates Facts"

Jerome Lawrence and Robert E. Lee: Inherit the Wind

Reader Submission: Tyler Snodgrass

Jerry Spinelli: Maniac Magee - "One Cool Homeless Kid"

Jerry Spinelli: Maniac Magee

Reader Submission: Michael Molina

Jim Holt: Why Does The World Exist? - "There is definitely a God, wait, no there's not, wait yes there is..."

Jim Holt: Why Does The World Exist?

Joan Didion: The White Album - "Hollywood In The 60s Did Not Make Me Sane"

Joan Didion: The White Album

Joe Biden: Promises to Keep - "This is the Longest I’ve Ever Gone Without Swearing"

Joe Biden: Promises to Keep

Reader Submission: Ken Schultz

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe: Faust - "The Road To Hell Is Paved With Illegitimate Children And Blood Oaths"

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe: Faust

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe: Sorrows of a Young Werther - "The Virgin Suicide"

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe: Sorrows of a Young Werther

John Bartlett: Bartlett’s Familiar Quotations - "A Great Read For People Who Don't Like Reading"

John Bartlett: Bartlett’s Familiar Quotations

John Buchan: The 39 Steps - "The Best Cure For Boredom Is Getting Framed For Murder"

John Buchan: The 39 Steps

John Dos Passos: The 42nd Parallel - "It's Way Easier To Find A Good Prostitute Than A Good Job In America"

John Dos Passos: The 42nd Parallel

John Ford: ‘Tis Pity She’s a Whore - "All In The Family"

John Ford: ‘Tis Pity She’s a Whore

John Fowles: The Collector - "If You Love Someone Kidnap Her And Let Her Die Of Pneumonia"

John Fowles: The Collector

Reader Submission: Guadalupe de la Fuente

John Irving: The World According to Garp - "Road Head Is a Terrible Idea"

John Irving: The World According to Garp

Reader Submission: Mark Logan

John Keats: The Complete Poems - "Nature And Greek Stuff"

John Keats: The Complete Poems

John Kennedy Toole: A Confederacy of Dunces - "An Autistic’s Guide to New Orleans"

John Kennedy Toole: A Confederacy of Dunces

Reader Submission: Corey Cohen

John Knowles: A Separate Peace - "I Hate You, I Love You, No Homo"

John Knowles: A Separate Peace

John le Carré: The Spy Who Came in from the Cold - "Being A Spy Sucks" better book titles

John le Carré: The Spy Who Came in from the Cold

John le Carré: The Spy Who Came in from The Cold - "Spy vs. Spy"

John le Carré: The Spy Who Came in from The Cold

John McManners: The Oxford History of Christianity - "Grumpy Old Men" funny better book titles

John McManners: The Oxford History of Christianity

Reader Submission by Zachary Smith

John Milton: Paradise Lost - "Eat This, Not That"

John Milton: Paradise Lost

John Milton: Paradise Lost - "Blaming Women For Everything"

John Milton: Paradise Lost

John Milton's Paradise Lost

John Milton’s Paradise Lost

John Steinbeck: Cannery Row - "Poor People Sit Around"

John Steinbeck: Cannery Row

Reader Submission: Darren Gary Berkland

John Steinbeck: East of Eden - "A Chinese Guy Everyone Assumed Was Dumb Eventually Becomes a Therapist For a Bunch of Fucked Up White People"

John Steinbeck: East of Eden

John Steinbeck: East of Eden - "Never Give Cash As a Gift"

John Steinbeck: East of Eden

John Steinbeck: East of Eden - "My Mom’s a Whore"

John Steinbeck: East of Eden

Reader Submission: Ryan Arey

John Steinbeck: Of Mice and Men - "Never Flirt with Puppy Killers"

John Steinbeck: Of Mice and Men

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John Steinbeck: Of Mice And Men

John Steinbeck: The Grapes of Wrath - "Dust is Too Damn High!"

John Steinbeck: The Grapes of Wrath

Reader Submission: Barry Pierce

John Steinbeck: The Grapes of Wrath - "Fuck The Police"

John Steinbeck: The Grapes of Wrath

John Steinbeck: The Pearl - "The Shortest Book On The School's Reading List"

John Steinbeck: The Pearl

John Steinbeck: The Pearl - "Babies Ruin Everything"

John Steinbeck: The Pearl

Reader Submission: Rachel Brauer

John Updike: Gertrude and Claudius - "Pre-Murder Sexathon"

John Updike: Gertrude and Claudius

John Updike: Rabbit At Rest - "Old People Fucking"

John Updike: Rabbit At Rest

John Updike: Rabbit at Rest - "Never Do Cocaine or Your Dad Will Have Sex With Your Wife"

John Updike: Rabbit at Rest

John Updike: Rabbit is Rich - "Wife Swapping Does NOT Solve Marital Problems"

John Updike: Rabbit is Rich

John Updike: Rabbit Redux - "Never Let Hippies Live in Your House"

John Updike: Rabbit Redux

John Updike: Rabbit, Run - "Never Leave a Baby with a Drunk Wife"

John Updike: Rabbit, Run

John Updike: Rabbit, Run - "In the 50s Everyone Peaked in High School"

John Updike: Rabbit, Run

John Updike: The Centaur - "the worst type of centaur to be is half-man, half-cancer"

John Updike: The Centaur

John Updike: The Witches of Eastwick - "What Rush Limbaugh thinks birth control does to women"

John Updike: The Witches of Eastwick

John Williams: Stoner - "Academia Before Wellbutrin"

John Williams: Stoner

Jon Klassen: I Want My Hat Back - "If Someone Lies To You, Murder Him And Lie About Murdering Him"

Jon Klassen: I Want My Hat Back

Jon Klassen: This is Not My Hat - "Murder Is OK If No One Sees It"

Jon Klassen: This is Not My Hat

Jon Krakauer: Into Thin Air - "Cold Mountain"

Jon Krakauer: Into Thin Air

Reader Submission: Brian Boone

Jonathan Franzen: The Corrections - "Most People Hate Their Families"

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Reader Submission: Jason Lundell

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Jonathan Lethem: Motherless Brooklyn

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Jonathan Safran Foer: Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

Jonathan Swift: Gulliver’s Travels - "Size DOES Matter"

Jonathan Swift: Gulliver’s Travels

Reader Submission: Jill

Joseph Conrad: Heart of Darkness - "Jungle Cruise"

Joseph Conrad: Heart Of Darkness

Joseph Heller: Catch-22 - "Horrible Bosses"

Joseph Heller: Catch-22

Reader Submission by David Leeds

Josh Bazell: Beat the Reaper - "The Doctor Who Called Everyone Fuckhead"

Josh Bazell: Beat the Reaper

Josh Bazell: Wild Thing - "Winter's Bone With Sea Monsters Instead Of Dead Dads"

Josh Bazell: Wild Thing

Judi Barrett and Ron Barrett: Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs - "The Last Story Grandpa Told Us Before We Put Him In A Home"

Judi Barrett and Ron Barrett: Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

Judith Viorst and Ray Cruz: Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day - "Cheer Up. This is How You’ll Feel Every Day As An Adult"

Judith Viorst and Ray Cruz: Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

Judy Blume: Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret - "Atheists Can't Grow Boobs"

Judy Blume: Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret

Reader Submission: Anya Garrett

Judy Blume, Deenie, Funny better book title Hot Teen Model In Your Area Has Scoliosis

Judy Blume: Deenie

Reader Submission: Anya Garrett

Jules Verne: 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea - "Finding Nemo"

Jules Verne: 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea

Reader Submission: Katie Richmond

Junot Diaz: The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao - "A Nerd Gets Laid (Finally)"

Junot Diaz: The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao

Junot Diaz: This Is How You Lose Her - "Great Prose For Breakup Stories Told By Your Drunk Roommate"

Junot Diaz: This Is How You Lose Her

Kambri Crews: Burn Down The Ground - "My Dad Is The Nicest Attempted Murderer I Know"

Kambri Crews: Burn Down The Ground

Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels: The Communist Manifesto - "Mo Money Mo Problems"

Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels: The Communist Manifesto

Reader Submission: Neil Huber

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Karl Ove Knausgaard: My Struggle

Karl Ove Knausgaard: My Struggle: Book 1 - "My Editor Is Dead"

Karl Ove Knausgaard: My Struggle: Book 1

Kate Atkinson: Life After Life - "Groundhog Day With More Hitler"

Kate Atkinson: Life After Life

Kate Chopin: The Awakening - "Desperate Housewives"

Kate Chopin: The Awakening

Reader Submission: Adam Brown

Kate Chopin: The Awakening - "How Edna Never Got Her Groove To Begin With"

Kate Chopin: The Awakening

Reader Submission: Tyler Snodgrass

Katherine Dunn: Geek Love - "DECOY FONT - Disclaimer: There is no trace of NERD ROMANCE in this novel - just crazy carnie sex secrets and amputations."

Katherine Dunn: Geek Love

Reader Submission: Anya Garrett

Katherine Paterson: Bridge to Terabithia - "Should Have Invited Her to the Museum"

Katherine Paterson: Bridge to Terabithia

Reader Submission: Damian Gordon

Kathryn Stockett: The Help - "Everyone Poops"

Kathryn Stockett: The Help

Reader Submission: Mike Fath

Kathryn Stockett: The Help - "Diarrhea of a Mad Black Woman"

Kathryn Stockett: The Help

Reader Submission: Casey Burr

Katsuhiro Otomo: Akira #1 - "Noises That Don’t Exist Like Sskriii! and Broob!"

Katsuhiro Otomo: Akira #1

Kazuo Ishiguro: Never Let Me Go - "In The End, We All Die A Clone"

Kazuo Ishiguro: Never Let Me Go

Reader Submission: Sabrina Renkar

Kazuo Ishiguro: The Remains of the Day

Kazuo Ishiguro: The Remains of the Day

Keith Richards: Life - "The Zombie Survival Guide"

Keith Richards: Life

Reader Submission: Jim VanBlaricum

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Kurt Vonnegut: Cat’s Cradle - "If You Have A Chemical That Destroys Oceans, Best Not To Live Right Next To The Ocean"

Kurt Vonnegut: Cat’s Cradle

Kurt Vonnegut: God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater - "The only nice people are mentally ill"

Kurt Vonnegut: God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater

Reader Submission: Tyler Snodgrass

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Kurt Vonnegut: God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater

Kurt Vonnegut: Slaughterhouse Five - "The Time Traveler's Wife's Husband"

Kurt Vonnegut: Slaughterhouse Five

Reader Submission: Ben Popik and Brendan Jay Sullivan

Kurt Vonnegut: Slaughterhouse-Five - "Everything Seems OK On Morphine"

Kurt Vonnegut: Slaughterhouse-Five

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Laura Ingraham: The Obama Diaries

Laura Numeroff: If You Give A Mouse a Cookie - "Mice Have No Boundaries"

Laura Numeroff: If You Give A Mouse a Cookie

Reader Submission: Abbi Crutchfield

Lauren Groff: Arcadia - "Granola Eating Hippies Deal With Some Heavy Shit"

Lauren Groff: Arcadia

Lauren Groff: Fates and Furies - "Behind Every Successful Man Is a Woman Who's Ten Times Better At Everything"

Lauren Groff: Fates and Furies

Reader Submission: Emily Hughes

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Lauren Weisberger: The Devil Wears Prada

Leo Tolstoy: Anna Karenina - "This Fate Could Have Been Avoided If She Had A Sassy Gay Friend"

Leo Tolstoy: Anna Karenina

Reader Submission: Mariel

Leo Tolstoy: Anna Karenina - "If You Had Shut Up About Mushrooms, You'd Be Engaged By Now" better book titles funny

Leo Tolstoy: Anna Karenina

Reader Submission by Melanie Wagner.

Leo Tolstoy: Anna Karenina - "It Definitely Does Not Get Better"

Leo Tolstoy: Anna Karenina

Reader Submission: Kelsey Osgood

Leo Tolstoy: War and Peace - "War and Peace and Russians and Napoleon and Hard Names To Remember and Even Harder To Pronounce and Lots Of Talk, Talk, Talk. And Snow."

Leo Tolstoy: War and Peace

Reader Submission: Richard Sanders

Lev Grossman: The Magicians - "Harry Potter says ‘Motherfucker’"

Lev Grossman: The Magicians

Reader Submission: Adam Conover

Lev Grossman: The Magicians - "Narnia's not real, Narnia's Not Real - Wait, It Is Real But It's Gone Way The Fuck Downhill"

Lev Grossman: The Magicians

Lewis Carroll: Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass - "Inside A Cat Lady's Opium Nap"

Lewis Carroll: Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass

Little Red Riding Hood - "Never Visit Your Grandmother"

Little Red Riding Hood

Submitted by Eli Lebowicz

Live From New York: An Uncensored History of Saturday Night Live (by Tom Shales and James Andrew Miller) - "Chevy Chase Was A Jerk" better book titles funny

Live From New York: An Uncensored History of Saturday Night Live

Lois Duncan: Killing Mr. Griffin - "A Good Case For Grade Inflation"

Lois Duncan: Killing Mr. Griffin

Lois Lowry: The Giver - "Love In The Time Of Death Panels"

Lois Lowry: The Giver

Louisa May Alcott: Little Women - "The Worst Will They/Won't They Ever"

Louisa May Alcott: Little Women

Submitted by Shira Danan.

Lynne Reid Banks: The Indian in the Cupboard - "Worst Relocation Act Yet"

Lynne Reid Banks: The Indian in the Cupboard

Machiavelli: The Prince - "Make Italy Great Again"

Machiavelli: The Prince

Reader Submission: Ken Schultz

Madeleine L'Engle: A Wrinkle in Time - "I Don't Even Understand The Dumbed Down Version Of Time Travel"

Madeleine L’Engle: A Wrinkle in Time

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Malcolm Gladwell: Blink

Marcel Proust: In Search of Lost Time - "The Neverending Story"

Marcel Proust: In Search of Lost Time

Reader Submission: Abbi Crutchfield

Marcel Proust: Swann’s Way - "Trapped in the Closet"

Marcel Proust: Swann’s Way

Reader Submission: Elihu Dietz

Marcel Proust: Swann’s Way - "Go the F*ck to Sleep"

Marcel Proust: Swann’s Way

Reader Submission: Mack Gelber

Marcus Pfister: The Rainbow Fish - "The Give-Away-Everything-That-Make-You-Unique Fish"

Marcus Pfister: The Rainbow Fish

Reader Submission: Paul Day

Marcus Pfister: The Rainbow Fish - "No One Should Be Special" funny better book title

Marcus Pfister: The Rainbow Fish

Reader submission from Riha Prophet from WCU’s FHG Library.

Margaret Atwood: The Blind Assassin - "Bad Novel Within A Good Novel Within A Long Novel"

Margaret Atwood: The Blind Assassin

Reader Submission: Shira Danan

Margaret Atwood: The Blind Assassin - "Affairs Cure Writer's Block"

Margaret Atwood: The Blind Assassin

Margaret Atwood: The Handmaid’s Tale - "Sarah Palin's America"

Margaret Atwood: The Handmaid’s Tale

Reader Submission: Jackie Kashian

Margaret Mitchell: Gone with the Wind - "Turns Out Slave Owners Are Terrible People"

Margaret Mitchell: Gone with the Wind

Reader Submission: Ken Schultz

Margaret Wise Brown: Goodnight Moon - "An OCD Bunny Finally Goes To Sleep"

Margaret Wise Brown: Goodnight Moon

Reader Submission: Django Haskins

Margery Williams: The Velveteen Rabbit - "Scarlet Fever is Only Slightly Worse Than Bed Bugs"

Margery Williams: The Velveteen Rabbit

Maria Semple: Where’d You Go Bernadette? - Seattle: "The Easiest Place To Lose Your Shit" better book titles

Maria Semple: Where’d You Go Bernadette?

Reader Submission by Andy Haynes

Marie Kondo: The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up - "Goodbye to All That"

Marie Kondo: The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up

Reader Submission: Abbi Crutchfield

Mark Haddon: The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time - "Autistic Kids Make Great Detectives"

Mark Haddon: The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time

Mark Twain: The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn - "One of My Best Friends Is Black"

Mark Twain: The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

Reader Submission: David Molina and Michael Molina

Mark Twain: The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn - "I'm On A Boat"

Mark Twain: The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

Reader Submission: Alex Dugger

Mark Z. Danielewski: House of Leaves - "Spooky Infinite Jest"

Mark Z. Danielewski: House of Leaves

Reader Submission: Brian Boone

Marquis de Sade: 120 Days of Sodom - "Everyone Poops (On Each Other)"

Marquis de Sade: 120 Days of Sodom

Reader Submission: @jesseinretro

Marquis de Sade: The 120 Days of Sodom - "Come For The Incest, Stay For The Fart Eating"

Marquis de Sade: The 120 Days of Sodom

Reader Submission: Robert N. Lee

Mary Elizabeth Braddon: Lady Audley’s Secret - "A Victorian Literature Version of Barney Stinson’s Hot/Crazy Scale"

Mary Elizabeth Braddon: Lady Audley’s Secret

Reader Submission: Scott Lewis

Mary Roach: Gulp - "The Origin of Feces"

Mary Roach: Gulp

Mary Roach: Stiff - "Donate Your Body To Science"

Mary Roach: Stiff

Submitted by Paul Hamilton

Mary Shelley: Frankenstein - "Science Ruins Everything"

Mary Shelley: Frankenstein

Submitted by Babe Parker.

Mary Shelley: Frankenstein - "D.I.Y. Fail"

Mary Shelley: Frankenstein

Reader Submission: Anya Garrett

Mary Shelley: Frankenstein - "Hell hath no fury like a creature-made-out-of-bits-of-dead-bodies scorned"

Mary Shelley: Frankenstein

Reader Submission: Lauren

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Mary Shelley: Frankenstein

Mary Wollstonecraft: A Vindication of the Rights of Woman - "Bitches Be Trippin' (and it's mostly men's fault)"

Mary Wollstonecraft: A Vindication of the Rights of Woman

Matt Ruff: The Mirage - "The Most Plausible 9/11 Conspiracy Theory"

Matt Ruff: The Mirage

Maurice Sendak: In The Night Kitchen - "Dicks Are For Kids"

Maurice Sendak: In The Night Kitchen

Reader Submission: John Molina

Maurice Sendak: Where the Wild Things Are - "Skipping Dinner Is Like Dropping Acid"

Maurice Sendak: Where the Wild Things Are

Reader Submission: John Molina

Merriam-Webster Thesaurus - "This Paper Is Due in One Hour!"

Merriam-Webster Thesaurus

Merriam-Webster’s Rhyming Dictionary - "A Poetry Slam Companion"

Merriam-Webster’s Rhyming Dictionary

Michael Chabon: The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay - "Gay, Jewish Magicians Kill Nazis"

Michael Chabon: The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay

Michael Chabon: The Yiddish Policemen’s Union - "Jew Detective"

Michael Chabon: The Yiddish Policemen’s Union

Michael Crichton: Jurassic Park - "We Fought A Zoo (Full Of Dinosaurs)"

Michael Crichton: Jurassic Park

Michael Crichton: Jurassic Park - "Most of What I Know About Genetics… I Learned From One Scene In This Movie"

Michael Crichton: Jurassic Park

Michael Crichton: Jurassic Park - "They Fucked Around And Found Out"

Michael Crichton: Jurassic Park

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Michael Crichton: Sphere

Michael Lewis: The Big Short - "An Extremely Explanation Of The 2008 Crisis That You Still Won't Fully Understand"

Michael Lewis: The Big Short

Submitted by Eli Lebowicz

Michael Ondaatje: The English Patient - "Erotica for Classics Majors"

Michael Ondaatje: The English Patient

Reader Submission: Anya Garrett

Michael Pollan: The Omnivore’s Dilemma - "Everything is Corn"

Michael Pollan: The Omnivore’s Dilemma

Reader Submission: Paige K

Michael Punke: The Revenant - "I Want My Hat Back"

Michael Punke: The Revenant

Reader Submission: Brian Boone

Michel Foucault: The Archaeology of Knowledge - "Know Your Meme"

Michel Foucault: The Archaeology of Knowledge

Reader Submission: @Snoddy

Michel Houellebecq: The Elementary Particles - "Sex Ruins Western Civilization"

Michel Houellebecq: The Elementary Particles

Reader Submission: Keenan Cross

Miguel de Cervantes: Don Quixote - "Dementia In La Mancha"

Miguel de Cervantes: Don Quixote

Reader Submission by Brendan Mortimer

Miguel De Cervantes: Don Quixote - "Crazy, Horse"

Miguel De Cervantes: Don Quixote

Reader Submission: Brian Boone

Miguel de Cervantes: Don Quixote - "Dumb & Dumber"

Miguel de Cervantes: Don Quixote

Reader Submission: Eve Penzer

Miguel de Cervantes: Don Quixote - "Reading Makes You Crazy"

Miguel de Cervantes: Don Quixote

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Mikhail Bulgakov: The Master and Margarita

Mikhail Bulgakov: The Master and Margarita - "Cats Were Put On Earth To Do The Work Of Satan"

Mikhail Bulgakov: The Master and Margarita

Milan Kundera: The Book of Laughter and Forgetting - "The Epistemology Of The Threesome"

Milan Kundera: The Book of Laughter and Forgetting

Milan Kundera: The Book of Laughter and Forgetting – “The Epistemology Of The Threesome” Submitted by Jack Lindgren.

Milan Kundera: The Unbearable Lightness of Being - "Extremely Sad and Incredibly Horny"

Milan Kundera: The Unbearable Lightness of Being

Milan Kundera: The Unbearable Lightness of Being - "Fuck The Pain Away"

Milan Kundera: The Unbearable Lightness of Being

Reader Submission: Emily

Mo Willems: Knuffle Bunny - "Brooklyn Dads Aren’t The Most Attentive"

Mo Willems: Knuffle Bunny

Mo Willems: Knuffle Bunny – “Brooklyn Dads Aren’t The Most Attentive”

Mo Willems: That Is NOT a Good Idea! - "Gone Girl for Preschoolers"

Mo Willems: That Is NOT a Good Idea!

Reader Submission: Casey, Christy, Erin

Molière's Tartuffe - "The Reason The Catholic Church Has Celibacy Laws"

Molière’s Tartuffe

Most of Bukowski - "100 Beers In Solitude"

Most of Bukowski

Murasaki Shikibu: The Tale of Genji - "Sleep With Everyone. Including Your Step-Mother"

Murasaki Shikibu: The Tale of Genji

Reader Submission: Alex Napoli

Nathaniel Hawthorne: The House of the Seven Gables - "The Shining Minus Suspense Plus Cookie Sales"

Nathaniel Hawthorne: The House of the Seven Gables

Nathaniel Hawthorne: The House of the Seven Gables – “The Shining Minus Suspense Plus Cookie Sales”

Nathaniel Hawthorne: The Scarlet Letter - "I Know What You Did Last Summer"

Nathaniel Hawthorne: The Scarlet Letter

Reader Submission: Megan Weiskopf

Nathaniel Hawthorne: The Scarlet Letter - "The Ultimate Walk of Shame"

Nathaniel Hawthorne: The Scarlet Letter

Reader Submission: Daniel Carrillo

Nathaniel Hawthorne: Young Goodman Brown and Other Tales - "One Bad Mushroom Trip In The Woods Will Make You Think Everyone Is A Secret Witch"

Nathaniel Hawthorne: Young Goodman Brown and Other Tales

Neal Stephenson: Reamde - "Marijuana Is A Gateway To Playing Too Much World Of Warcraft"

Neal Stephenson: Reamde

Neal Stephenson: Reamde – “Marijuana Is A Gateway To Playing Too Much World Of Warcraft”

Neal Stephenson: Snow Crash - "Even In The Future, Dogs Are The Only Ones You Can Count On"

Neal Stephenson: Snow Crash

Neal Stephenson: Snow Crash – “Even In The Future, Dogs Are The Only Ones You Can Count On”

Nicholas Sparks: A Walk to Remember - "Teen Sex Is OK If One Of Them Has Cancer"

Nicholas Sparks: A Walk to Remember

Nicholas Sparks: A Walk to Remember – “Teen Sex Is OK If One Of Them Has Cancer”

Noam Chomsky: Failed States - "Shit's Fucked"

Noam Chomsky: Failed States

Noam Chomsky: Hegemony or Survival - "Calm The Fuck Down, America"

Noam Chomsky: Hegemony or Survival

Reader Submission: AHigherLevel

Norman Davies: Europe: A History - "After Six Months, I'm Still On Page 63"

Norman Davies: Europe: A History

Norton Juster: The Phantom Tollbooth - "Trick Yourself Into Learning So It Doesn't Feel Like Torture"

Norton Juster: The Phantom Tollbooth

Reader Submission: Anya Garrett

Norton Juster: The Phantom Tollbooth - "Math Is More Boring Than Reading"

Norton Juster: The Phantom Tollbooth

Reader Submission: Stefan Sirucek

O. Henry: The Gift of the Magi - "This Couple Has Terrible Communication Skills"

O. Henry: The Gift of the Magi

Reader Submission: Meg Favreau

O. Henry: The Gift of the Magi - "The Reason there are Christmas Lists"

O. Henry: The Gift of the Magi

One Thousand and One Nights - "One Thousand And One Cliffhangers"

One Thousand and One Nights

Orson Scott Card: Ender’s Game - "Kids Accidentally Commit Genocide"

Orson Scott Card: Ender’s Game

Reader Submission: Tyler Snodgrass

Oscar Wilde: The Importance of Being Earnest - "Lying Solves Everything"

Oscar Wilde: The Importance of Being Earnest

Reader Submission: Vijay Welch

Oscar Wilde: The Picture of Dorian Gray

Oscar Wilde: The Picture of Dorian Gray

Submitted by Sarah Karnes.

Oscar Wilde: The Picture of Dorian Gray - "Never Stab A Magic Painting"

Oscar Wilde: The Picture of Dorian Gray

Oscar Wilde: The Picture of Dorian Gray – “Never Stab A Magic Painting”

Ovid: Metamorphoses - "1,001 Rapes"

Ovid: Metamorphoses

Reader Submission: Gus Reed

Pat Conroy: The Lords of Discipline - "Friends Don't Let Friends Jump In Front Of Trains"

Pat Conroy: The Lords of Discipline

Patrick Suskind: Perfume: The Story of a Murderer - "Scent of a (Dead) Woman"

Patrick Suskind: Perfume: The Story of a Murderer

Reader Submission: Aimee Hentosz

Patton Oswalt’s Silver Screen Fiend - "My Strange Addiction or: How I Stopped Worrying (About Movies) and Learned to Love Life."

Patton Oswalt: Silver Screen Fiend

Paul Auster: The New York Trilogy

Paul Auster: The New York Trilogy

Paul Beatty: The Sellout - "The Little Rascals Was Way More Racist Than You Remember"

Paul Beatty: The Sellout

Paul Harding: Tinkers - "A Clockwork Boring"

Paul Harding: Tinkers

Paul M. Maier: The Very First Christmas - "Knocked Up"

Paul M. Maier: The Very First Christmas

Paul Murray, Skippy Dies, Hogwarts with drugs instead of magic, better book titles, lol, joke, fake cover

Paul Murray: Skippy Dies

Paula Deen’s Southern Cooking Bible - "Keeping Cardiologists in Business"

Paula Deen’s Southern Cooking Bible

Reader Submission: Sherri Eldin

Paula Hawkins: The Girl on the Train - "I Don't Know What I Did Last Summer"

Paula Hawkins: The Girl on the Train

Paulo Coelho: The Alchemist - "Just Do It!"

Paulo Coelho: The Alchemist

Peter Benchley: Jaws - "Heart of Sharkness"

Peter Benchley: Jaws

Reader Submission: Tyler Snodgrass

Peter Shaffer: Equus - "Fifty Shades of Neigh"

Peter Shaffer: Equus

Reader Submission: Meg Harvey

Philip K. Dick: The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch - "Mind Control Fungus From Outer Space"

Philip K. Dick: The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch

Reader Submission: John Ohno

Philip Roth: Portnoy’s Complaint - "The Lovely Boners"

Philip Roth: Portnoy’s Complaint

Philip Roth: The Breast - "Speak, Mammary"

Philip Roth: The Breast

Philip Roth’s Portnoy’s Complaint - "The Man Who Came On Dinner"

Philip Roth’s Portnoy’s Complaint

Phillip Roth: Portnoy’s Complaint - "Oh, The Place You’ll Cum!"

Phillip Roth: Portnoy’s Complaint

Submitted by Anya Garrett

Piers Paul Read: Alive - "The Hunger Games"

Piers Paul Read: Alive

Reader Submission: Eve Penzer

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Plato: Symposium

Plato: The Trial and Death of Socrates - "Athens Kills Its Best Unemployed Wise-Ass"

Plato: The Trial and Death of Socrates

Porochista Khakpour: The Last Illusion - "Birdman"

Porochista Khakpour: The Last Illusion

President Barack Obama: The Audacity of Hope - "It Was Cute When I Thought The System Still Worked"

President Barack Obama: The Audacity of Hope

Reader Submission: Ken Schultz

R.L. Stine: Goosebumps Series - "Your Mom Was Just Glad You Were Reading Something"

R.L. Stine: Goosebumps Series

Reader Submission: Brian Boone

Rachel Yoder: Nightbitch

Rachel Yoder: Nightbitch

Ralph Ellison: Invisible Man - "WTF Did My Grandfather Mean???"

Ralph Ellison: Invisible Man

Reader Submission: Katelyn Delvaux

Ray Bradbury: Fahrenheit 451 - "Texas Public Schools"

Ray Bradbury: Fahrenheit 451

Ray Bradbury: Fahrenheit 451 – “Texas Public Schools”

Raymond Briggs: The Snowman - "Don’t Get Too Close to Your Friends or The Sun Will Kill Them"

Raymond Briggs: The Snowman

Raymond Briggs: The Snowman "How to lose friends who can't survive at room temperature"

Raymond Briggs: The Snowman

Raymond Carver's short stories - "What Happens When You Spend All Your Money On Booze Instead Of Marriage Counseling"

Raymond Carver’s Short Stories

Raymond Chandler: The Long Goodbye - "Never Be the Designated Driver"

Raymond Chandler: The Long Goodbye

Rebecca Skloot: The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks - "Though We Die, Yet Shall Our Cancerous Genitals Live On"

Rebecca Skloot: The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks

Rhonda Byrne: The Power

Rhonda Byrne: The Power

Rhonda Byrne: The Secret

Rhonda Byrne: The Secret

Rhonda Gowler Greene: The Very First Thanksgiving Day - "No Good Deed Goes Unpunished"

Rhonda Gowler Greene: The Very First Thanksgiving Day

Reader Submission: John Wilbur

Richard Adams: Watership Down - "Rabbits Are More Interesting Than People But They Do The Same Stupid Shit"

Richard Adams: Watership Down

Reader Submission: Delilah S. Dawson

Neal Stephenson: Reamde - "Marijuana Is A Gateway To Playing Too Much World Of Warcraft"

Richard Bradford: Red Sky at Morning

Richard Dawkins: The God Delusion - "Richard Dawkins Cites His Other Writings"

Richard Dawkins: The God Delusion

Richard Ford: The Sportswriter - "Sadder Jerry Maguire"

Richard Ford: The Sportswriter

Richard Ford: The Sportswriter – “Sadder Jerry Maguire”

Richard Holmes: The Age of Wonder - "Amateur Scientists Who Like To Huff Gas"

Richard Holmes: The Age of Wonder

Reader Submission: Michelle Legro

Richard Lloyd Parry: People Who Eat Darkness - "A Great Way To Prove You’re Not Crazy Is To Show The Cops Your Frozen Dead Dog For No Reason"

Richard Lloyd Parry: People Who Eat Darkness

Richard Powers: The Overstory - "The Lorax: The Snyder Cut"

Richard Powers: The Overstory

Submitted by Elihu Dietz

Rick Moody: The Ice Storm - "NextDoor XXX"

Rick Moody: The Ice Storm

Roald Dahl: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - "A Bunch of Kids Visit the Kid-Torturing Factory"

Roald Dahl: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Roald Dahl: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - "Being a shitty kid is punishable...by death."

Roald Dahl: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Reader Submission: Kelly Diamond

Roald Dahl: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - "Another Lottery That's Just a Tax on the Poor"

Roald Dahl: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Reader Submission: Stefan Sirucek

Roald Dahl: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - "How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying"

Roald Dahl: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Reader Submission: Abbi Crutchfield

Roald Dahl: James and the Giant Peach - "The Case for Organic Farming"

Roald Dahl: James and the Giant Peach

Reader Submission: Shira Danan

Roald Dahl: James and the Giant Peach - "It's OK If Giant Fruit Kills Your Aunts So Long As They Were Bitches"

Roald Dahl: James and the Giant Peach

Roald Dahl: Matilda - "Adults Are Horrible"

Roald Dahl: Matilda

Reader Submission: Abbi Crutchfield

Roald Dahl: The BFG - "To Catch An Overgrown Predator"

Roald Dahl: The BFG

Reader Submission: Abbi Crutchfield

Roald Dahl’s Collected Short Stories - "Creepy Men Doing Creepy Things"

Roald Dahl’s Collected Short Stories

Robert A Heinlein: Stranger in a Strange Land - "Jesus Christ, Supermartian"

Robert A Heinlein: Stranger in a Strange Land

Robert A. Caro: The Power Broker - "After Reading This Book, You Can Curse Robert Moses Instead Of Jesus While Stuck In NYC Traffic"

Robert A. Caro: The Power Broker

Robert Edwin Lee and Jerome Lawrence: The Night Thoreau Spent in Jail - "Another Reason Not To Shave"

Robert Edwin Lee and Jerome Lawrence: The Night Thoreau Spent in Jail

Robert Graves: I, Claudius - "When In Rome... Don't Say Anything"

Robert Graves: I, Claudius

Robert Graves: I, Claudius - "The Perks Of Being A Wallflower"

Robert Graves: I, Claudius

Robert Greene: The 48 Laws of Power - "Margin Notes Are Distracting"

Robert Greene: The 48 Laws of Power

Reader Submission by Neil Block.

Robert Greene: The 48 Laws of Power - "The Elements Of Guile" better book titles

Robert Greene: The 48 Laws of Power

Robert Penn Warren: All the King’s Men - "I Love Reading About Politics Especially When Most Of The Book Has Nothing To Do With Politics"

Robert Penn Warren: All The King’s Men

Roberto Bolaño: 2666 - "Body Count Minus Page Count Equals 2666"

Roberto Bolaño: 2666

Reader Submission: Adam Vincentz and Norman Urban Boyer

Roger Price: Mad Libs - "How Many Hyphenated Dirty Words Can I Fit Into This Story About Camp?"

Roger Price: Mad Libs

Roland Barthes Better book title, love actually funny fake cover

Roland Barthes: A Lover’s Discourse

Roland Barthes: The Pleasure of the Text - "Reading makes me cum"

Roland Barthes: The Pleasure of the Text

Reader Submission: Sara Roan

Roland H. Bainton: Here I Stand, A Life of Martin Luther - "Nailed It!"

Roland H. Bainton: Here I Stand, A Life of Martin Luther

Reader Submission: Brian Boone

Ron Currie Jr.: Everything Matters! - "Even While Watching The Challenger Explode, Kids Won't Stop Flirting"

Ron Currie Jr.: Everything Matters!

Russell Banks: The Sweet Hereafter - "The Not-So-Magic School Bus"

Russell Banks: The Sweet Hereafter

S.E. Hinton: The Outsiders - "It’s Like West Side Story Except Everyone White and Nobody Sings*"

S.E. Hinton: The Outsiders

Reader Submission: Megan Linger

Salman Rushdie: Midnight’s Children

Salman Rushdie: The Satanic Verses - "Touched By An Angel"

Salman Rushdie: The Satanic Verses

Reader Submission: Anya Garrett

Sarah Palin: Going Rogue - "Derp Derpa Derp"

Sarah Palin: Going Rogue

Reader Submission: Dylan Jonasse

Sarah Palin: Good Tidings and Great Joy: Protecting the Heart of Christmas - "All I Want For Christmas Is Attention"

Sarah Palin: Good Tidings and Great Joy: Protecting the Heart of Christmas

Reader Submission: Ken Schultz

Saul Bellow: Herzog - "Only Crazy People Write Letters"

Saul Bellow: Herzog

Shel Silverstein: The Giving Tree - "Call Your Mom"

Shel Silverstein: The Giving Tree

Sherman Alexie: The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian - "Life Sucks, But Masturbation Is Great"

Sherman Alexie: The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian

Reader Submission: JP Leskovich

Sigmund Freud: On Dreams

Sigmund Freud: On Dreams

Sigrid Nunez: The Friend - "Marmaduke for Smart People"

Sigrid Nunez: The Friend

Simon winchester the professor and the madman funny retitle better book title oxford writer kills a guy then cuts off his own penis

Simon Winchester: The Professor and The Madman

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle: Sherlock Holmes - "Drugs Make You Smarter"

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle: Sherlock Holmes

Sir Gawain and the Green Knight - "Keeping It In Your Pants Saves Lives" better book titles

Sir Gawain and the Green Knight

Sophocles: Ajax - "A Very Strict Vegetarian" Better book title

Sophocles: Ajax

Sophocles: Antigone - "Lack Of Funerals Causes Everyone To Commit Suicide"

Sophocles: Antigone

Sophocles: Antigone - "Buried... with Children"

Sophocles: Antigone

Reader Submission: Mary Morris

Sophocles: Oedipus the King - "How I Met Your Mother"

Sophocles: Oedipus the King

Reader Submission: ThatDarnCass

Sophocles: Philoctetes - "Never Abandon Friends Who Own Magic Weapons"

Sophocles: Philoctetes

Stan and Jan Berenstain: The Berenstain Bears Series - "Moral Lessons from a family of Predators"

Stan and Jan Berenstain: The Berenstain Bears Series

Reader Submission: Ken Schultz

Stephen Chbosky: The Perks of Being a Wallflower - "Glee With More Rape And Suicide" better book titles

Stephen Chbosky: The Perks of Being a Wallflower

Stephen Crane: The Red Badge of Courage - "I Ran Away But I'm Back Now"

Stephen Crane: The Red Badge of Courage

Reader Submission: Jim McDoniel

Stephen King: 11/22/63 - "The Lee Harvey Oswald Acted Alone But Knew Some Time Travelers Theory"

Stephen King: 11/22/63

Stephen King: Carrie - "It Gets Better (with Telekinesis)"

Stephen King: Carrie

Reader Submission: Jim McDoniel

Stephen King: Christine "The Fault In Our Cars (They Can Be Possessed)"

Stephen King: Christine

Stephen King: Different Seasons - "Different Screenplays"

Stephen King: Different Seasons

Stephen King: It - "Lost In a Sewer? Have a Gangbang."

Stephen King: It

Reader Submission: Aaron Miller

Stephen King: It - "Insane Clown Posse"

Stephen King: It

Reader Submission: Todd B

Stephen King: Misery - "A Slightly More Painful Experience Than Just Writing A Book"

Stephen King: Misery

Reader Submission: Ken Schultz

Stephen King: On Writing - "Writing Is Easier When You Aren’t Drunk or Getting Hit By A Truck"

Stephen King: On Writing

Stephen King: The Shining - "Just Another Normal Winter With Writer’s Block"

Stephen King: The Shining

Reader Submission: Ken Schultz

Stephen King: The Shining - "Even If You Live In The Biggest House Imaginable, You’ll Still Think About Killing Your Family During The Winter."

Stephen King: The Shining

Stephen King: The Shining - "Worst AirBNB Ever"

Stephen King: The Shining

Reader Submission: Tyler Snodgrass

Stephen King The Shining funny better book titles

Stephen King: The Shining

Submitted by Ken Schultz

Stephen King: The Stand - "Socially Distance Or The Devil Will Try To Take Over The Earth"

Stephen King: The Stand

A funny better book title for 7 habits of highly effective people joke, I'm only reading this so my friends stop telling me to read it

Stephen R. Covey: The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People

Stephenie Meyer: Breaking Dawn - "107-Year-Old Virgin"

Stephenie Meyer: Breaking Dawn

Reader Submission: Liz Lay

Stephenie Meyer: The Twilight Saga - "Don't Date Boys Who Sparkle"

Stephenie Meyer: The Twilight Saga

Reader Submission: Kristyn Winch

Stephenie Meyer: The Twilight Saga - "A 2500 Page Mormon Abstinence Parable"

Stephenie Meyer: The Twilight Saga

Reader Submission: Emily Hughes

Stephenie Meyer: The Twilight Series - "Beyond the Pale"

Stephenie Meyer: The Twilight Series

Reader Submission: Abbi Crutchfield

Steve Coll: Ghost Wars - "No Ghost Fights, Just A Bunch Of Stories About The U.S. Funding The Taliban For Years"

Steve Coll: Ghost Wars

Steven Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner: Freakonomics - "Everyone's A Lying, Cheating Dirtbag"

Steven Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner: Freakonomics

Stieg Larsson: The Girl Who Kicked The Hornet’s Nest - "The Girl Who Read A Book On The Train"

Stieg Larsson: The Girl Who Kicked The Hornet’s Nest

Reader Submission: Adam Wisnieski

Stieg Larsson: The Girl with The Dragon Tattoo - "This Is The First Book I've Read In Six Years"

Stieg Larsson: The Girl with The Dragon Tattoo

Strunk and White: The Elements of Style - "Correct Your Friends Like a Dick"

Strunk and White: The Elements of Style

Reader Submission: Mike Lacher

Strunk And White: The Elements of Style - "You're Doing It Wrong"

Strunk And White: The Elements of Style

Submitted by Brian Boone

Susannah Cahalan: Brain on Fire - "One Excuse For What The New York Post Does"

Susannah Cahalan: Brain on Fire

Suzanne Collins: Catching Fire - "Isle: Survive"

Suzanne Collins: Catching Fire

Reader Submission: Anya Garrett

Suzanne Collins: The Hunger Games - "The Lottery Plus The Most Dangerous Game Plus Miss Congeniality"

Suzanne Collins: The Hunger Games

Reader Submission: Tyler Snodgrass

Suzanne Collins: The Hunger Games - "The Only Reality TV Star with a Soul"

Suzanne Collins: The Hunger Games

Reader Submission: Brian Boone

Sylvia Plath: The Bell Jar - "Internships Suck"

Sylvia Plath: The Bell Jar

Sylvia Plath: The Collected Poems - "The Bipolar Express"

Sylvia Plath: The Collected Poems

Ted Chiang Exhalation stories, better book titles

Ted Chiang: Exhalation: Stories

Tennessee Williams: A Streetcar Named Desire - "Sexual Assault Saved My Marriage"

Tennessee Williams: A Streetcar Named Desire

The Death of Superman - "Superman's Nap"

The Death of Superman

Reader Submission: Paul Boers

funny retitle for the dictionary, all right fine asshole, I didn't use quixotic right

The Dictionary

The Holy Bible - "Sh*t My Dad Says"

The Holy Bible

Reader Submission: Django Haskins

The Holy Bible - "10 Simple Rules For Worshipping My Teenage Son"

The Holy Bible

Reader Submission: Tyler Snodgrass

The Holy Bible - "We Need To Talk About Heaven"

The Holy Bible

Reader Submission: Brian Boone

The Mueller Report - "LinkedIn Messages Ruin Everything"

The Mueller Report

The Mueller Report - "13 Reasons Why Trump Should Be Impeached"

The Mueller Report

Thomas Hardy: Jude the Obscure - "Life Sucks And Then Your Kids Hang Themselves In Your Closet"

Thomas Hardy: Jude the Obscure

Reader Submission: Allie Williams

Thomas Hardy: The Mayor of Casterbridge - "Cheaper To Keep Her"

Thomas Hardy: The Mayor of Casterbridge

Thomas Pynchon: Gravity’s Rainbow - "Rockets Make Me Horny"

Thomas Pynchon: Gravity’s Rainbow

Reader Submission: Michael Abrahamson, Glenn Tucker, Michael Zunenshine

Thomas Pynchon: Gravity’s Rainbow - Thousands of Copies Sold: Five Read All The Way Through"

Thomas Pynchon: Gravity’s Rainbow

Reader Submission: Kelly Diamond

Thomas Pynchon: Gravity’s Rainbow - Rockets Make Me Horny"

Thomas Pynchon: Gravity’s Rainbow

Reader Submission: Michael Abrahamson, Glenn Tucker, Michael Zunenshine

Tobias Wolff: This Boy’s Life - "Don't Waste Mustard"

Tobias Wolff: This Boy’s Life

Tom Bissel: Magic Hours - "Most Writing Sucks"

Tom Bissel: Magic Hours

Tom Bissel: Magic Hours – “Most Writing Sucks”

Truman Capote: A Christmas Memory

Truman Capote: A Christmas Memory

Truman Capote: A Christmas Memory - "Before Netflix, You Had To Give Children Booze To Entertain Them"

Truman Capote: A Christmas Memory

Umberto Eco: The Name of the Rose - "An Abundance of Catholics"

Umberto Eco: The Name of the Rose

Upton Sinclair: The Jungle - "Don't Eat That, Really, Don't Eat That"

Upton Sinclair: The Jungle

Reader Submission: Char Gwizdala

Upton Sinclair: The Jungle - "What To Inspect When You're Inspecting"

Upton Sinclair: The Jungle

Reader Submission: Brian Boone

Veronica Roth: Divergent - "Use Your Thesaurus"

Veronica Roth: Divergent

Submitted by Paul Hamilton.

Victor Hugo: Les Misérables - "Less Money Mo Problems"

Victor Hugo: Les Misérables

Reader Submission: Abbi Crutchfield

Victor Hugo: Les Misérables - "The Pros And Cons Of Prisoner Rehabilitation Programs"

Victor Hugo: Les Misérables

Reader Submission by Albert Santos.

Viktor Frankl: Man’s Search for Meaning - "How About You Cheer The Fuck Up? I Was In A Concentration Camp And Still Managed To Find The Silver Lining" better book titles

Viktor Frankl: Man’s Search for Meaning

Vincent Bugliosi and Curt Gentry: Helter Skelter: The True Story of the Manson Murders - "A Really Long Episode Of Law And Order"

Vincent Bugliosi and Curt Gentry: Helter Skelter: The True Story of the Manson Murders

Virgil: the Aeneid - "Daddy Issues And A Bad Breakup Found Rome"

Virgil: the Aeneid

Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway, funny retitle, a quaint midafternoon panic attack

Virginia Woolf: Mrs. Dalloway

Virginia Woolf: Mrs. Dalloway - "Hosting A Party Will Make You Think Deeply About Suicide"

Virginia Woolf: Mrs. Dalloway

Virginia Woolf: The Waves - "Something To Talk About (Death!)"

Virginia Woolf: The Waves

Virginia Woolf: The Waves – “Something To Talk About (Death!)”

Virginia Woolf: To the Lighthouse - "It Only Takes A Decade To Paint The Worst Painting"

Virginia Woolf: To the Lighthouse

Virginia Woolf: To the Lighthouse – “It Only Takes A Decade To Paint The Worst Painting”

Vladimir Nabokov: Lolita - "Likeable Rapists"

Vladimir Nabokov: Lolita

Vladimir Nabokov: Pale Fire - "A Giant Jigsaw Puzzle That When Solved Reveals Nabakov Giving You The Middle Finger"

Vladimir Nabokov: Pale Fire

W. Somerset Maugham: Of Human Bondage - "Gimps And Hoes"

W. Somerset Maugham: Of Human Bondage

Reader Submission: Anya Garrett

Wally Lamb: She’s Come Undone - "Hates Dick; Loves Whales"

Wally Lamb: She’s Come Undone

Reader Submission: Anya Garrett

Walter Isaacson: Steve Jobs - "Acidhead Phone Hackers Design Usable Computers"

Walter Isaacson: Steve Jobs

Walter Isaacson: Steve Jobs - "Family Matters (less than computers to this man)"

Walter Isaacson: Steve Jobs

Reader Submission: Colby Day

Walter Isaacson: Steve Jobs - "Computers Might Have Taken Off Sooner Had Steve Jobs Taken A Shower"

Walter Isaacson: Steve Jobs

Wiliam Faulkner: The Sound and the Fury - "Hot For Sister"

Wiliam Faulkner: The Sound and the Fury

Willa Cather: O Pioneers! - "Little Hope On The Prairie"

Willa Cather: O Pioneers!

William Faulkner: As I Lay Dying - "WTF! or White Trash Funeral"

William Faulkner: As I Lay Dying

Reader Submission: jimgroom

William Faulkner: Light in August - "If You Liked It Then You Shoulda Put A Ring On It"

William Faulkner: Light in August

William Faulkner: The Sound and the Fury - "Yes, He's Retarded"

William Faulkner: The Sound and the Fury

Reader Submission: Elias Altman

William Faulkner: The Sound and the Fury - "Period Piece Without Any Periods"

William Faulkner: The Sound and the Fury

Reader Submission: Abbi Crutchfield

William Golding: Lord of the Flies - "The Case for Tubal Ligation"

William Golding: Lord of the Flies

Reader Submission: Meg Matthews

William Golding: Lord of the Flies - "Boys Will Be Murderers"

William Golding: Lord of the Flies

Reader Submission: Tyler Snodgrass

William Golding: Lord of the Flies - "The Purge: Desert Island"

William Golding: Lord of the Flies

William Golding: Lord of the Flies - "Moppet Treasure Island"

William Golding: Lord of the Flies

Reader Submission: Jake Currie

William Golding: Lord of the Flies - "The Kids Are Al…Ready Eating Each Other."

William Golding: Lord of the Flies

Reader Submission: Simon Penzer

William Golding: Lord of the Flies - "British Battle Royale"

William Golding: Lord of the Flies

William L. Shirer: The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich - "Better Than The History Channel At Helping Me Nap"

William L. Shirer: The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich

William Makepeace Thackeray: Vanity Fair - "Becky With The Good Hair"

William Makepeace Thackeray: Vanity Fair

Submitted by Sarah Ross

William Shakespeare: A Midsummer Night’s Dream

William Shakespeare: A Midsummer Night’s Dream

William Shakespeare: A Midsummer Night’s Dream - "Fairies Love Donkey Shows"

William Shakespeare: A Midsummer Night’s Dream

Reader Submission: Joe Tarantino

William Shakespeare: All’s Well That Ends Well - "The Way to a Man's Heart is Through Trickery"

William Shakespeare: All’s Well That Ends Well

William Shakespeare: Antony and Cleopatra - "Best To Give Some Forethought To Your Suicide"

William Shakespeare: Antony and Cleopatra

William Shakespeare: As You Like It - "Crossdressing Helps Everyone Find Love"

William Shakespeare: As You Like It

William Shakespeare: Hamlet - "Ghost Dad"

William Shakespeare: Hamlet

William Shakespeare: Hamlet - "The Human Lion King"

William Shakespeare: Hamlet

Reader Submission: Jake Currie

William Shakespeare: Julius Caesar - "Listen To Your Wife"

William Shakespeare: Julius Caesar

Reader Submission: Scott Lewis

William Shakespeare: King Lear - "No Country For Senile Old Farts"

William Shakespeare: King Lear

Reader Submission: The Book Phantom

William Shakespeare: King Lear - "This Father’s Day Went Horribly Wrong"

William Shakespeare: King Lear

Reader Submission: Stephanie Weber

William Shakespeare: King Lear - "Not the Best Time To Explain How You Really Feel About Your Dad"

William Shakespeare: King Lear

William Shakespeare: King Lear - "It's Time to Put Dad in a Home"

William Shakespeare: King Lear

Reader Submission: Bethany Roberts

William Shakespeare: Macbeth - "Never Listen To Your Wife"

William Shakespeare: Macbeth

William Shakespeare: Measure for Measure - "Always Leave The Lights On"

William Shakespeare: Measure for Measure

William Shakespeare: Much Ado About Nothing - "An Extremely Complex Lie Will Clearly Solve Everything"

William Shakespeare: Much Ado About Nothing

Reader Submission: Helen Bendix

William Shakespeare: Othello - "Interracial Marriage Will Kill You"

William Shakespeare: Othello

Reader Submission: Vanessa Baker

William Shakespeare: Othello - "Frienemies"

William Shakespeare: Othello

Reader Submission: Liz Bologna

William Shakespeare: Richard II - "Les Cousins Dangereux"

William Shakespeare: Richard II

Reader Submission: lessthansix

William Shakespeare: Romeo and Juliet - "You Up? Why You Should Never Answer Late Night Booty Calls"

William Shakespeare: Romeo and Juliet

Reader Submission: Anya Garrett

William Shakespeare: Romeo and Juliet - "The Not Virgin Suicides"

William Shakespeare: Romeo and Juliet

William Shakespeare: Romeo and Juliet - "Never Get Married on the First Date"

William Shakespeare: Romeo and Juliet

Reader Submission: Brian Boone

William Shakespeare: Romeo and Juliet - "This is Fourteen"

William Shakespeare: Romeo and Juliet

Reader Submission: Brian Boone

Shakespeare: Romeo and Juliet - "6 People Die in 3 Days"

William Shakespeare: Romeo and Juliet

Reader Submission: Knowyourmeme

Shakespeare: Romeo and Juliet - "Never Fake It With Your Husband"

William Shakespeare: Romeo and Juliet

William Shakespeare: The Taming of the Shrew - "Stockholm Syndrome Makes For a Happy Marriage"

William Shakespeare: The Taming of the Shrew

Reader Submission: Julia Mahar

William Shakespeare: The Winter’s Tale

William Shakespeare: The Winter’s Tale

William Shakespeare: Titus Andronicus - "Revenge is a Dish Best Made From Your Enemy's Children"

William Shakespeare: Titus Andronicus

Reader Submission: Casey Fox

William Steig: Pete’s a Pizza - "Some Old People Threaten To Eat A Child"

William Steig: Pete’s a Pizza

William Styron: Sophie’s Choice - "The Worst Game Of Would You Rather?"

William Styron: Sophie’s Choice

funny better book titles for wilson rawls where the red fern grows, the dog days are over

Wilson Rawls: Where The Red Fern Grows

Wilson Rawls: Where the Red Fern Grows - "Dogs Are Better Than People"

Wilson Rawls: Where the Red Fern Grows

Zamyatin We, funny better book title, what math is used for after high school, Russian literature,

Yevgeny Zamyatin: We

Yotam Ottolenghi: Plenty - "Beautiful Pictures Of Food You'll Never Make"

Yotam Ottolenghi: Plenty

Yuri Olesha: Envy - "Couch Surfers Are Crazy"

Yuri Olesha: Envy

Yuval Noah Harari: Sapiens - "Life Was Better Before Farming"

Yuval Noah Harari: Sapiens

Yuval Noah Harari: Sapiens - "Bill Bryson For People Who Don't Like Human Beings"

Yuval Noah Harari: Sapiens

Zora Neale Hurston: Their Eyes Were Watching God - "Black Widow"

Zora Neale Hurston: Their Eyes Were Watching God