Fiction - Better Book Titles

TITLES: FICTION

Anthony Burgess, A Clockwork Orange, Better book title, way easier to watch than read

Anthony Burgess: A Clockwork Orange

A.A. Milne: Winnie-The-Pooh - "The Bear Lebowski"

A.A. Milne: Winnie-The-Pooh

Reader Submission: Django Haskins

A.A. Milne: Winnie-the-Pooh - "Christopher Robin Needs Meds ASAP"

A.A. Milne: Winnie-the-Pooh

Reader Submission: Johnny McNulty

A.M. Homes: The End of Alice - "Everyone Is A Pedophile"

A.M. Homes: The End of Alice

Reader Submission: Nicky Caught

Adam Johnson: The Orphan Master’s Son - "Kidnapper is The Only Good Job in North Korea"

Adam Johnson: The Orphan Master’s Son

Adam Ross: Mr. Peanut - "Never Flirt With Window Washers"

Adam Ross: Mr. Peanut

Adam Ross: Mr. Peanut - "Take My Wife... Please"

Adam Ross: Mr. Peanut

Adelle Waldman: The Love Affairs of Nathaniel P. - "Even Nice Guys Are Assholes"

Adelle Waldman: The Love Affairs of Nathaniel P.

Agatha Christie: And Then There Were None - "Anything Is Better Than The Original Title"

Agatha Christie: And Then There Were None

Agatha Christie: Murder on the Orient Express - "What Happens On Amtrak Once A Day"

Agatha Christie: Murder on the Orient Express

Reader Submission: Richard Spilman

Aimee Bender: The Particular Sadness of Lemon Cake - "MMM, These Cupcakes Taste Like Adultery. Warm, Delicious Adultery"

Aimee Bender: The Particular Sadness of Lemon Cake

Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons: Watchmen - "Be Flexible Or Be Incinerated"

Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons: Watchmen

albert camus, the stranger, myth of sisyphus funny fake title joke, nothing matters

Albert Camus: The Myth of Sisyphus

Albert Camus: The Stranger - "French Catcher in the Rye"

Albert Camus: The Stranger

Reader Submission: Brian Boone

Albert Camus: The Stranger - "Casual Murderers Often Feel Alienated from Society"

Albert Camus: The Stranger

Reader Submission: Megan Weiskopf

Albert Camus: The Stranger - "YOLO"

Albert Camus: The Stranger

Albert Camus: The Stranger - "Interests: Long Walks On The Beach, People Watching, Shooting Arabs"

Albert Camus: The Stranger

Aldous Huxley: Brave New World - "Some Dude Kills Himself For Getting A Boner"

Aldous Huxley: Brave New World

Reader Submission: Adwoa Agyepong

Alexandre Dumas: The Three Musketeers - "Four Guys Who Mostly Use Swords"

Alexandre Dumas: The Three Musketeers

Reader Submission: Scott Westerfeld

Alice Sebold: The Lovely Bones - "Heaven Is Not As Fun As Ghost Sex"

Alice Sebold: The Lovely Bones

Alison Espach: The Adults - "Statutory Rape Is No Way To Help Someone Cope With A Suicide"

Alison Espach: The Adults

All of Tom Clancy's novels better book titles

All of Tom Clancy’s Novels

Reader Submission by Jim VanBlaricum

Allen Ginsberg: Howl - "I Saw The Best Minds Of My Generation Just Read The Cliffs Notes"

Allen Ginsberg: Howl

Reader Submission: Tyler Snodgrass

Alvin Schwartz and Stephen Gammell: Scary Stories to Tell in The Dark - "Extremely Frightening Pictures! … also some stories"

Alvin Schwartz and Stephen Gammell: Scary Stories to Tell in The Dark

Andres Dubus III: House of Sand and Fog - "Open Your Fucking Mail (alternatively Pay Your Taxes)"

Andres Dubus III: House of Sand and Fog

Reader Submission: Stephanie Jacobs

Andrey Kurkov: Death and The Penguin - "The Russian Mob Will Let You Life If You Have a Cool Penguin They Can Invite To Their Events"

Andrey Kurkov: Death and The Penguin

Reader Submission: Anya Garrett

Andy Weir: The Martian - "If NASA Had An Actual Budget"

Andy Weir: The Martian

Reader Submission: Elihu Dietz

Andy Weir: The Martian - "Castaway 2: Mars"

Andy Weir: The Martian

Reader Submission: Elihu Dietz

Andy Weir: The Martian - "Elon Musk's Wet Dream"

Andy Weir: The Martian

Ann Patchett: Bel Canto - "This Can't End Well..."

Ann Patchett: Bel Canto

Reader Submission: Mary Quandt

Annabel Lyon: The Golden Mean - "Even Aristotle Got Boners"

Annabel Lyon: The Golden Mean

Anne Brontë: Agnes Grey - "The Nanny Diaries"

Anne Brontë: Agnes Grey

Reader Submission: Adam Brown

Annie Proulx: Brokeback Mountain - "The Hills Have Guys"

Annie Proulx: Brokeback Mountain

Anonymous: Go Ask Alice - "Everything That’s Bad Is Really Bad For You (by your Mother- Oops, I mean some girl!)"

Anonymous: Go Ask Alice

Antoine de Saint-Exupéry: The Little Prince - "Dating A Flower Feels Very One-Sided"

Antoine de Saint-Exupéry: The Little Prince

Antoine de Saint-Exupéry: The Little Prince - "A Delightful PTSD Hallucination"

Antoine de Saint-Exupéry: The Little Prince

Reader Submission: Brian Boone

Aoibheann Sweeney: Among Other Things, I’ve Taken Up Smoking - "Studying Ovid Will Make You Gay."

Aoibheann Sweeney: Among Other Things, I’ve Taken Up Smoking

Apollonius of Rhodes: Argonautica, an entire frat sets sail to steal the fanciest coat

Apollonius of Rhodes: Argonautica

Arthur Miller: The Crucible - "Fight the Power (and Your Wife Will Forgive You for Shtooping the Maid)"

Arthur Miller: The Crucible

Reader Submission: Brian Saxton

Ayn Rand: Atlas Shrugged - "Trains, Trains, And More Trains"

Ayn Rand: Atlas Shrugged

Reader Submission: Title by Eric Gross.

Ayn Rand: Atlas Shrugged - "Cash of the Titans"

Ayn Rand: Atlas Shrugged

Reader Submission: Adam Brown

Ayn Rand: The Fountainhead - "Hate-Fucking & Architecture"

Ayn Rand: The Fountainhead

Reader Submission: Anya Garrett

Barbara Kingsolver: The Poisonwood Bible - "Missionaries Are Pretty Worthless"

Barbara Kingsolver: The Poisonwood Bible

Reader Submission: Katie Wheeler

Barbara Robinson: The Best Christmas Pageant Ever - "Poor Kids Make Great Theater"

Barbara Robinson: The Best Christmas Pageant Ever

Beatrice Rodriguez: The Chicken Thief - "Stockholm Syndrome Is Good"

Beatrice Rodriguez: The Chicken Thief

Beatrix Potter: The Tale of the Flopsy Bunnies

Beatrix Potter: The Tale of the Flopsy Bunnies

Reader Submission: Adam Vincentz and Norman Urban Boyer

Ben Lerner: Leaving the Atocha Station - "Pot Makes You Think You Speak Spanish"

Ben Lerner: Leaving the Atocha Station

Benjamin Hale: The Evolution of Bruno Littlemore - "Lolita with Chimps"

Benjamin Hale: The Evolution of Bruno Littlemore

Reader Submission: Marley Magaziner

Beowulf - "Y tu mamá también"

Beowulf

Reader Submission: Conor Houghton

Bernard Schlink: The Reader - "Always Ask Your Lovers About Their Sexual History/Involvement With Nazis" funny better book titles

Bernard Schlink: The Reader

Betty Smith: A Tree Grows in Brooklyn - "Having A Library Card Does Not Deter Pedophiles"

Betty Smith: A Tree Grows in Brooklyn

Bram Stoker: Dracula - "Vampires Do Not Understand The Housing Market"

Bram Stoker: Dracula

Bret Easton Ellis: American Psycho - "The Yuppie Chainsaw Massacre"

Bret Easton Ellis: American Psycho

Reader Submission: Ian Evans

Bret Easton Ellis: American Psycho - "Late Stage Capitalism: A Novel"

Bret Easton Ellis: American Psycho

Reader Submission: Emily Hughes

Bret Easton Ellis: American Psycho - "Eric Trump’s Mein Kampf"

Bret Easton Ellis: American Psycho

Reader Submission: Brian Boone

Bret Easton Ellis: American Psycho - "Loving Phil Collins Makes You A Serial Killer"

Bret Easton Ellis: American Psycho

Reader Submission: Tyler Snodgrass

Bret Easton Ellis: American Psycho - "A Book About Bad ‘80s Music Somehow Not Written By Chuck Klosterman"

Bret Easton Ellis: American Psycho

Reader Submission: Brian Boone

Bret Easton Ellis Funny retitle adults love drugs

Bret Easton Ellis: Imperial Bedrooms

Bret Easton Ellis: Less Than Zero

Bret Easton Ellis: Less Than Zero

Bret Easton Ellis: The Rules of Attraction - "Drugs Make You Bisexual"

Bret Easton Ellis: The Rules of Attraction

Reader Submission: Keith Sherwood

Brothers Grimm: Hansel and Gretel - "Everyone Hates Kids"

Brothers Grimm: Hansel and Gretel

Reader Submission: Abbi Crutchfield

C.S. Lewis: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe - "Trapped in the Closet"

C.S. Lewis: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

Reader Submission: Patrick Smith

Carolyn Sherwin Bailey: Miss Hickory - "Squirrel-Interrupted"

Carolyn Sherwin Bailey: Miss Hickory

Charlaine Harris: The Southern Vampire Mysteries - "Necrophilia is Still Okay In Louisiana"

Charlaine Harris: The Southern Vampire Mysteries

Reader Submission: Anya Garrett

Charles Bukowski Factotum Drunk sex with poor people funny better book title

Charles Bukowski: Factotum

Charles Bukowski: Ham on Rye - "Bacne"

Charles Bukowski: Ham on Rye

Reader Submission: Andy Aidekman

Charles Burns: Black Hole - "Never Think About STDs While Tripping"

Charles Burns: Black Hole

Charles Dickens: A Christmas Carol - "Rich People Deserve Second Chances"

Charles Dickens: A Christmas Carol

Charles Dickens: A Christmas Carol - "On Christmas, Undigested Cheese Has The Same Effect As LSD"

Charles Dickens: A Christmas Carol

Charles Dickens: A Christmas Carol - "Anyone Can Learn To Love Christmas If You Scare Them Enough"

Charles Dickens: A Christmas Carol

Reader Submission: Babe Parker

Charles Dickens: Bleak House - "Lolita Gets Smallpox"

Charles Dickens: Bleak House

Reader Submission: Erin Hershberg

Charles Dickens David Copperfield, Better book titles, diary of a wimpy kid

Charles Dickens: David Copperfield

Submitted by Brian Boone

Charles Dickens: Great Expectations - "Cash Rules Everything Around Me"

Charles Dickens: Great Expectations

Reader Submission: Michael Molina

Charles Dickens: Great Expectations - "The Secret To Success Is Helping A Criminal"

Charles Dickens: Great Expectations

Reader Submission: Stephanie Weber

Charles M. Schulz: Peanuts - "Your Dog Is Probably Cooler Than You"

Charles M. Schulz: Peanuts

Reader Submission: Eli Lebowicz

Charles Schulz: Peanuts - "Sad, Depressing Children and Their Many Many Failures"

Charles Schulz: Peanuts

Reader Submission: Joshua Love

Charlotte Brontë: Jane Eyre - "The Good Ones Are Always Taken (By Crazy Chicks)"

Charlotte Brontë: Jane Eyre

Charlotte Brontë: Jane Eyre - "All My Exes Live In The Attic"

Charlotte Brontë: Jane Eyre

Reader Submission: Ken Schultz

Charlotte Brontë: Jane Eyre - "My Boyfriend Is Also My Boss, And Kind Of A Huge Drama Queen" better book titles

Charlotte Brontë: Jane Eyre

Reader Submission by Michelle Legro.

Chicken Soup for the Soul Series - "So Syrupy You'll Need Insulin"

Chicken Soup for the Soul Series

Reader Submission: Colin Foster

Chinua Achebe: Things Fall Apart - "Africans Are People Too"

Chinua Achebe: Things Fall Apart

Chris Van Allsburg: Jumanji - "We Fought a Zoo"

Chris Van Allsburg: Jumanji

Reader Submission: Jake Currie

Chris Van Allsburg: The Polar Express - "The North Pole Has Better Public Transit Than Most American Cities"

Chris Van Allsburg: The Polar Express

Reader Submission: Meg Favreau

Chris Van Allsburg: The Polar Express - "If You’re a Very Good Boy, Santa Might Kidnap You"

Chris Van Allsburg: The Polar Express

Reader Submission: Babe Parker

Chris Ware: Jimmy Corrigan: The Smartest Kid on Earth - "Charlie Brown All Grown Up"

Chris Ware: Jimmy Corrigan: The Smartest Kid on Earth

Christopher Paolini: Inheritance - "Lord of the Rings (Minus the Ring)"

Christopher Paolini: Inheritance

Reader Submission: Laurel Kinman

Chuck Palahniuk: Fight Club - "It’s All Fun And Games Until Someone Starts A Secret Army To Destroy Civilization"

Chuck Palahniuk: Fight Club

Cinderella - "A Prince Finds Love Thanks To His Foot Fetish"

Cinderella

Reader Submission: Ken Schultz

Clement Clarke Moore: The Night Before Christmas - "The Night Before Christmas In a Thankfully Non-Gun-Owning Household"

Clement Clarke Moore: The Night Before Christmas

Reader Submission: Jake Currie

Colson Whitehead: Zone One - "And You Though The New York Subway System Was Bad Now"

Colson Whitehead: Zone One

Reader Submission: Emily Hughes

Cormac McCarthy: Blood Meridian - "All the Pretty Corpses"

Cormac McCarthy: Blood Meridian

Reader Submission: Kevin T.S. Tang

Cormac McCarthy: No Country for Old Men - "Cash Ruins Everything Around Me"

Cormac McCarthy: No Country for Old Men

Reader Submission: Paul Barach

Cormac McCarthy: The Road - "Are We There Yet?"

Cormac McCarthy: The Road

Reader Submission: Laura Frese

Cormac McCarthy: The Road - "Fallout 3"

Cormac McCarthy: The Road

Dan Brown: The Da Vinci Code

Dan Brown: The Da Vinci Code

Dan Brown: The Da Vinci Code - "History Can Be Fun When It's Completely Made Up"

Dan Brown: The Da Vinci Code

Submitted by Colby Day.

Dan Simmons: The Terror - "750 Pages of People Freezing to Death in Real Time"

Dan Simmons: The Terror

Reader Submission: Emily Hughes

Dan Simmons: The Terror - "We Should Have Called The Boat 'The Great Time'"

Dan Simmons: The Terror

Submitted by Meg Favreau

Daniel Clowes: Ghost World - "Hip Bitches Hate Stuff Together"

Daniel Clowes: Ghost World

Daniel Defoe: Robinson Crusoe - "Things To Bring On A Deserted Island: 1. A Bible, 2. Raisins, 3. The Institution Of Slavery"

Daniel Defoe: Robinson Crusoe

Daniel Defoe: Robinson Crusoe - "Home Improvement for Xenophobes"

Daniel Defoe: Robinson Crusoe

Reader Submission: Dan Burkhead

Dante Alighieri: Inferno

Dante Alighieri: Inferno

Dante Alighieri: The Divine Comedy - "A Walk To Remember"

Dante Alighieri: The Divine Comedy

Reader Submission: lessthansix

Daphne du Maurier: Rebecca - "So I Married A Definite Wife-Murderer"

Daphne du Maurier: Rebecca

Dashiell Hammett: Red Harvest - "Between A Rock And A Bunch Of Gangs Who Want To Murder Each Other"

Dashiell Hammett: Red Harvest

Dashiell Hammett: The Thin Man - "Detective Work Is More Fun Drunk"

Dashiell Hammett: The Thin Man

Reader Submission: Ned Casey

Dave Eggers: You Shall Know Our Velocity! - "Brewster's Millions With Less Money And No Point!"

Dave Eggers: You Shall Know Our Velocity!

David Foster Wallace: Infinite Jest - "A Supposedly Fun Book I’ll Never Read Again"

David Foster Wallace: Infinite Jest

Reader Submission: Jimmy Lo

David Foster Wallace: Infinite Jest - "Infinite Footnotes"

David Foster Wallace: Infinite Jest

Reader Submission: Conor Houghton

David Foster Wallace: Infinite Jest

David Foster Wallace: Infinite Jest

David Foster Wallace: Infinite Jest - "Getting High in Boston Is Scary"

David Foster Wallace: Infinite Jest

David Foster Wallace: Infinite Jest - "Don't Sit Too Close To The TV Or You'll Go Crazy" better book titles meme

David Foster Wallace: Infinite Jest

David Gilbert: & Sons - "What Really Happened To JD Salinger? He Cloned Himself"

David Gilbert: & Sons

David Mitchell: Cloud Atlas - "The Kevin Bacon Game"

David Mitchell: Cloud Atlas

Reader Submission: Chris Fannon

David Nicholls one day, funny jokes, better book titles, before sunrise but 20 times

David Nicholls: One Day

Denis Johnson: Train Dreams - "In The Time Before Arthritis Medication, The Newspaper Made People Super-Horny"

Denis Johnson: Train Dreams

Dennis Lehane: Mystic River - "Little Brothers Are Huge Cock Blocks"

Dennis Lehane: Mystic River

Reader Submission: John Molina

Diane Gabaldon: Outlander

Diane Gabaldon: Outlander

Don DeLillo: Underworld - "Infinite Jest But with Baseball Instead of Tennis"

Don DeLillo: Underworld

Reader Submission: Brian Boone

Don Delilo: Underworld - "America Was A Better Place When The Dodgers Played In Brooklyn"

Don Delilo: Underworld

Reader Submission: Brent Rose

Donald Ray Pollock: The Devil All the Time - "Are You There God? It’s Us, Humanity. Everything’s Fucked Down Here."

Donald Ray Pollock: The Devil All the Time

Donna Tartt: The Goldfinch - "Harry Potter And The Priceless Work Of Art" better book titles

Donna Tartt: The Goldfinch

Reader Submission by Maris Kreizman

Donna Tartt: The Goldfinch - "What Happens In Vegas... Turns Out To Be Very Important To The Plot"

Donna Tartt: The Goldfinch

Donna Tartt: The Secret History - "Studying Classics Gives People An Insatiable Thirst For Human Blood" better book titles

Donna Tartt: The Secret History

Doreen Cronin and Betsy Lewin: Click, Clack, Moo: Cows That Type - "Animals Should Not Have Collective Bargaining Rights"

Doreen Cronin and Betsy Lewin: Click, Clack, Moo: Cows That Type

Dr. Seuss: Green Eggs and Ham - "Getting to Yes"

Dr. Seuss: Green Eggs and Ham

Reader Submission: Django Haskins

Dr. Seuss: Oh, The Places You’ll Go! - "Last-Minute Graduation Gift"

Dr. Seuss: Oh, The Places You’ll Go!

Reader Submission: Tyler Snodgrass

E L James: Fifty Shades of Grey - "My Husband Has Not Had Sex With Me Since 1998"

E L James: Fifty Shades of Grey

EB White Charlotte's Web Better Book title The Spectacular Sow

E.B. White Charlotte’s Web

E.B. White: Charlotte’s Web - "Words with Friends"

E.B. White: Charlotte’s Web

Reader Submission: Joe Tarantino

E.B. White: Charlotte’s Web - "Spiders Make Great Publicists"

E.B. White: Charlotte’s Web

E.M. Forster: A Room with a View - "What Happens In Italy… Comes Back To England And Breaks Up Your Engagement"

E.M. Forster: A Room with a View

Reader Submission: Megan Weiskopf

E.M. Forster: Howard’s End - "Moving Sucks"

E.M. Forster: Howard’s End

Reader Submission: Angela Lucera

Edgar Allan Poe: The Masque of the Red Death and other stories - "Nothing good ever happens after midnight."

Edgar Allan Poe: The Masque of the Red Death and other stories

Reader Submission: Tyler Snodgrass

Edgar Allan Poe: The Pit and The Pendulum - "A Decent Episode Of Fear Factor"

Edgar Allan Poe: The Pit and The Pendulum

Edgar Allan Poe: The Raven and other stories - "Birds Are More Annoying If Your Wife Is Dead"

Edgar Allan Poe: The Raven and other stories

Reader Submission: Tyler Snodgrass

Edith Wharton: Ethan Frome - "Cruel Runnings"

Edith Wharton: Ethan Frome

Submitted by Jake Currie

Edith Wharton: Ethan Frome - "Two Girls, One Pickle Dish"

Edith Wharton: Ethan Frome

Submitted by Jake Currie

Edith Wharton: Ethan Frome - "When Life Hands You Lemons, Enter A Suicide Pact"

Edith Wharton: Ethan Frome

Edith Wharton: The Age of Innocence - Emotions Are For Poor People

Edith Wharton: The Age of Innocence

Reader Submission: Michelle Legro

Edith Wharton: The House of Mirth - "In This Economy, Working In A Hat Shop Seems Like A Pretty Sweet Gig"

Edith Wharton: The House of Mirth

Reader Submission: Michelle Legro

Edmond Rostand: Cyrano de Bergerac - "You know what they say about guys with big noses…They’re secretly in love with the girl you like."

Edmond Rostand: Cyrano de Bergerac

Reader Submission: Vijay Welch

Elena Ferrante: My Brilliant Friend - "It's Easier To Be Stabbed In Italy Than Be Friends With Someone"

Elena Ferrante: My Brilliant Friend

Elif Batuman: The Possessed - "Awkward Living Through Russian Studies"

Elif Batuman: The Possessed

Elizabeth Kostova: The Historian - "Pride and Prejudice and Vampires"

Elizabeth Kostova: The Historian

Reader Submission: Emily Hughes

Elizabeth Strout Olive Kitteridge, better book titles, funny joke cover, every family in maine is hanging on by a thread

Elizabeth Strout: Olive Kitteridge

Ellen Raskin The Westing Game Retitled Clue Better book titles

Ellen Raskin: The Westing Game

Emily Brontë: Wuthering Heights - "My Teacher Ruined This"

Emily Brontë: Wuthering Heights

Emily Brontë: Wuthering Heights - "Damn, This Servant Has a Good Memory"

Emily Brontë: Wuthering Heights

Reader Submission: Heather Holmes

Emily Gould’s Friendship - "If Knocked Up Passed The Bechdel Test"

Emily Gould: Friendship

Submitted by Emily Gould

Emily Gould: Friendship

Emily Gould: Friendship

Submitted by Emily Gould

Emma Donoghue: Room - "The Parent Trap"

Emma Donoghue: Room

Reader Submission: Tyler Snodgrass

Emma Donoghue: Room - "A Room With No View"

Emma Donoghue: Room

Emma Donoghue: Room "Cast Away In A Rape Shed"

Emma Donoghue: Room

Eric Carle: The Very Hungry Caterpillar - "Eat Until You Feel Pretty"

Eric Carle: The Very Hungry Caterpillar

Erich Maria Remarque: All Quiet on The Western Front - "Even Germans Have Feelings"

Erich Maria Remarque: All Quiet on The Western Front

Reader Submission: Ben Knox

Erick Setiawan: Of Bees and Myst - "Life's A Bitch And So's Your Mother-In-Law"

Erick Setiawan: Of Bees and Myst

Reader Submission: Katie H

Ernest Cline: Ready Player One - "VH1’s I Love The 80s"

Ernest Cline: Ready Player One

Reader Submission: Jenny Savage

Ernest Hemingway: A Moveable Feast - "The Year of Magical Drinking"

Ernest Hemingway: A Moveable Feast

Ernest Hemingway: For Whom The Bell Tolls - "How Many Pages Does It Take To Blow Up A Fucking Bridge?"

Ernest Hemingway: For Whom The Bell Tolls

Reader Submission: Cami Adair

Ernest Hemingway: The Old Man and the Sea - "The Ocean Is a Real Puta"

Ernest Hemingway: The Old Man and the Sea

Ernest Hemingway: The Old Man and The Sea - "How Do You Solve A Problem Like Marlin?"

Ernest Hemingway: The Old Man and The Sea

Reader Submission: Abbi Crutchfield

Ernest Hemingway: The Old Man and the Sea - "If You Teach A Man To Fish, He Might Still Fuck It Up."

Ernest Hemingway: The Old Man and the Sea

Reader Submission: Tyler Snodgrass

Ernest Hemingway: The Old Man And The Sea

Ernest Hemingway: The Old Man And The Sea

Ernest Hemingway: The Sun Also Rises - Jews Ruin Parties

Ernest Hemingway: The Sun Also Rises

Reader Submission: Gabriel Laks

Ernest Hemingway: The Sun Also Rises - "The Hangover"

Ernest Hemingway: The Sun Also Rises

Reader Submission: Eve Penzer

Ernest Hemingway: The Sun Also Rises - "Sausage Party"

Ernest Hemingway: The Sun Also Rises

Erskine Caldwell: Tobacco Road - "Will Fuck For Turnips"

Erskine Caldwell: Tobacco Road

Reader Submission: Carlye Knight

Eugene O’Neill: Long Day’s Journey Into Night - "everyone's an addict and also the worst"

Eugene O’Neill: Long Day’s Journey Into Night

Reader Submission: Chris Lawton

Evelyn Waugh: A Handful of Dust - "If Your Wife Cheats On You, Don't Move To Brazil Or A Crazy Guy Will Torture You With Books"

Evelyn Waugh: A Handful of Dust

Evelyn Waugh: Brideshead Revisited - "Catholicism Ruins Everything"

Evelyn Waugh: Brideshead Revisited

Reader Submission: Shira Danan

F. Scott Fitzgerald: Tender Is the Night - "My Wife is Batshit"

F. Scott Fitzgerald: Tender Is the Night

Reader Submission: Storey Clayton

F scott fitzgerald funny fake book cover with long sentence like the one he writes

F. Scott Fitzgerald: The Beautiful and Damned

F. Scott Fitzgerald: The Great Gatsby - "Drive My Car"

F. Scott Fitzgerald: The Great Gatsby

F. Scott Fitzgerald: The Great Gatsby - "Drink Responsibly"

F. Scott Fitzgerald: The Great Gatsby

F. Scott Fitzgerald: The Great Gatsby - "The Crazy Ex-Boyfriend"

F. Scott Fitzgerald: The Great Gatsby

Reader Submission: Brian Boone

F. Scott Fitzgerald: This Side of Paradise - "All My Friends Are Dead And I’m Not As Cool As I Thought I Was"

F. Scott Fitzgerald: This Side of Paradise

Reader Submission: Keenan Cross

Flannery O'Connor: A Good Man Is Hard to Find - "Why Murderers Are Better Than You"

Flannery O’Connor: A Good Man Is Hard to Find

Frank Herbert: Dune - "Spice World"

Frank Herbert: Dune

Reader Submission: Rentz Leinbach

Franz Kafka: The Metamorphosis - "A Bug's Life"

Franz Kafka: The Metamorphosis

Fyodor Dostoevsky: Crime and Punishment - "Rent Was Too Damn High!"

Fyodor Dostoevsky: Crime and Punishment

Reader Submission: Alex Grabie

Dostoevsky notes from underground, better book title, funny meme, lol, humor, books, It's hard to be a good person in Saint Petersburg

Fyodor Dostoevsky: Notes from Underground

Fyodor Dostoevsky: The Brothers Karamazov - "Murdered With Children"

Fyodor Dostoevsky: The Brothers Karamazov

Reader Submission: Michael Molina

Gabriel García Márquez: Memories of My Melancholy Whores - "A Portrait Of The Artist As An Old Creep"

Gabriel García Márquez: Memories of My Melancholy Whores

Gabriel García Márquez: One Hundred Years of Solitude - "Just Shoot Me!"

Gabriel García Márquez: One Hundred Years of Solitude

Gary Shteyngart: Super Sad True Love Story - "1984 In AOL Speak"

Gary Shteyngart: Super Sad True Love Story

Gary Shteyngart: Super Sad True Love Story – “1984 In AOL Speak”

George Eliot: Daniel Deronda - "800 Pages To Find Out One Dude Is Jewish"

George Eliot: Daniel Deronda

George Eliot Mill of the floss better book title, why be nice to your siblings when they're all gonna die in a flood

George Eliot: The Mill on The Floss

Reader Submission: Title by Shawn Callahan.

George Orwell: 1984 - "I Hate Rats More Than I Love My Girlfriend"

George Orwell: 1984

Reader Submission: Alex Watson

George Orwell: 1984 - "The Social Network"

George Orwell: 1984

George Orwell: 1984 - "Black Mirror with Rats"

George Orwell: 1984

Reader Submission: Tyler Snodgrass

George Owell: Animal Farm - "if you give a pig a windmill, he’ll pursue absolute power"

George Owell: Animal Farm

Reader Submission: Tyler Snodgrass

George R.R. Martin: A Game of Thrones - "Don't Get Too Attached"

George R.R. Martin: A Game of Thrones

Reader Submission: Lauren Dee

George R.R. Martin: A Game of Thrones - "Shakespeare Minus The Good Writing"

George R.R. Martin: A Game of Thrones

George R.R. Martin: A Game of Thrones - "All in the Family"

George R.R. Martin: A Game of Thrones

George R.R. Martin: A Storm of Swords - "Four Weddings and a Shitload of Funerals"

George R.R. Martin: A Storm of Swords

Reader Submission: Todd Bubier

Georges Bataille: Story of the Eye, better book titles, lol

Georges Bataille: Story of the Eye

Gertrude Stein: Tender Buttons - "What The What The What The Fuck Is This About? Fuck."

Gertrude Stein: Tender Buttons

Gillian Flynn: Gone Girl - "A Tale Of Two Shitty People"

Gillian Flynn: Gone Girl

Gillian Flynn: Gone Girl - "Chasing Amy"

Gillian Flynn: Gone Girl

Reader Submission: Emily Hughes

Gin Phillips: Fierce Kingdom - "We Fought A Zoo"

Gin Phillips: Fierce Kingdom

Glenn Beck The Overton Window

Glenn Beck: The Overton Window

Reader Submission by Joe Mande

Goethe: The Sorrows of a Young Werther friendzoned funny better book titles

Goethe: The Sorrows of a Young Werther

Reader Submission by Ian Faria

Goethe’s Faust - "A Guy Gets So Tired Of Reading, He Sells His Soul To Satan Out Of Boredom"

Goethe’s Faust

Gore Vidal: The City and the Pillar (Revised edition) - "If You Can't Join Him, Rape Him"

Gore Vidal: The City and the Pillar

Reader Submission: Keith Sherwood

Graham Greene: The End of the Affair - "A Cheater Prospers"

Graham Greene: The End of the Affair

Graham Greene: The Power and the Glory - "Never Mix Whiskey with Priesthood"

Graham Greene: The Power and the Glory

Grimm’s Fairy Tales - "Children Should Be Traumatized"

Grimm’s Fairy Tales

Reader Submission: Monica Hamburg

Grimms fairy tales, funny cover, once upon a time when women were property

Grimm’s Fairy Tales

Gustave Flaubert: Madame Bovary - "Shop ’til You Drop"

Gustave Flaubert: Madame Bovary

Reader Submission: Bijan Samareh

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Gustave Flaubert: Madame Bovary

Gustave Flaubert: Sentimental Education - "A Hipster Stalks A Woman Old Enough To Be His Mom"

Gustave Flaubert: Sentimental Education

Reader Submission: Matthew Sweeney

H.G. Wells: The Time Machine - "Mole People Killed My Midget Friend"

H.G. Wells: The Time Machine

Reader Submission: Michael Molina

H.P. Lovecraft: The Call of Cthulu and Other Weird Stories - "Japanese Tentacle Porn Without The Sex"

H.P. Lovecraft: The Call of Cthulu and Other Weird Stories

Reader Submission: Matt Nedostup

Haley Tanner: Vaclav and Lena - "Not Even Magic Can Stop Your Parents From Abandoning You"

Haley Tanner: Vaclav and Lena

Hanya Yanagihara: A Little Life - "The Feel-Bad Novel of the Year"

Hanya Yanagihara: A Little Life

Reader Submission: Emily Hughes

Harper Lee: To Kill A Mockingbird - My Dad Is Cooler Than Your Dad

Harper Lee: To Kill A Mockingbird

Reader Submission: Elihu Dietz

Harriet Ziefert: The Princess and The Pea - "Is your absolute threshold low enough to run a country?"

Harriet Ziefert: The Princess and The Pea

Reader Submission: Meriel

Haruki Murakami: 1Q84 - "You Must Have an IQ of 184 or Greater to Read This Book"

Haruki Murakami: 1Q84

Reader Submission: Mixael Laufer

Haruki Murakami: Norwegian Wood - "Lube Saves Lives"

Haruki Murakami: Norwegian Wood

Reader Submission: Oxytocin Addict

Haruki Murakami: The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle - "Missing Cat? Trying Cumming In Your Pants"

Haruki Murakami: The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle

Reader Submission: Michael Molina

Haruki Murakami: The Wind-up Bird Chronicle

Reader Submission: Michael Molina

Henry David Thoreau: Walden - "The 1800s Equivalent of Quitting Social Media"

Henry David Thoreau: Walden

Reader Submission: Tyler Snodgrass

Herman Melville: Bartleby, the Scrivener - "Bored To Death"

Herman Melville: Bartleby, the Scrivener

Herman Melville: Billy Budd - "Jesus Would Not Last Long In The Navy"

Herman Melville: Billy Budd

Herman Melville: Moby Dick - "A Whale Goes Old Testament on Some Whale Hunters"

Herman Melville: Moby Dick

Herman Melville: Moby Dick - "Every Alliterative Life Lesson Learned By Boastful Boatmen At Sea"

Herman Melville: Moby Dick

Herman Melville: Moby Dick - "Deadliest Catch"

Herman Melville: Moby Dick

Homer: Odyssey - "Less Mythical Than An Economically Stable Greece"

Homer: Odyssey

Reader Submission: Ken Schultz

Homer: the Odyssey - "The Gods Must Be Crazy"

Homer: the Odyssey

Reader Submission: Katie Wallis

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Homer: the Odyssey

Hubert Selby, Jr.: Last Exit to Brooklyn - "A Series of Unfortunate Events"

Hubert Selby, Jr.: Last Exit to Brooklyn

Reader Submission: Hollis Crawford

Ian Fleming: James Bond Novels - "Poonraker"

Ian Fleming: James Bond Novels

Ian Fleming: James Bond Series - "Cars are nearly as disposable as women"

Ian Fleming: James Bond Series

Reader Submission: Kelly Diamond

Ian Fleming: You Only Live Twice - "Never Trust a Man Who Likes Cats"

Ian Fleming: You Only Live Twice

Reader Submission: Ken Schultz

Ian McEwan: Atonement - "Kids Say The Darndest Things"

Ian McEwan: Atonement

Ian McEwan: On Chesil Beach - "How Premature Ejaculation Very Quickly Ruined My Marriage"

Ian McEwan: On Chesil Beach

Reader Submission: Maxwell Benwell

Italo Calvino: If on a winter’s night a traveler - "Even I don't know what I'm writing about"

Italo Calvino: If on a winter’s night a traveler

Italo Calvino: Invisible Cities - "My Dinner with Kublai"

Italo Calvino: Invisible Cities

Reader Submission: Todd Thompson

J.D. Salinger: Franny and Zooey - "Wealthy and Mopey"

J.D. Salinger: Franny and Zooey

Reader Submission: Adam Conover

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J.D. Salinger: The Catcher in The Rye

J.D. Salinger: The Catcher In The Rye - "The Zero's Journey"

J.D. Salinger: The Catcher In The Rye

J.D. Salinger: The Catcher in the Rye - "Goyhood"

J.D. Salinger: The Catcher in the Rye

Reader Submission: Simon Penzer

J.D. Salinger: The Catcher in the Rye - "How To Lose Friends & Alienate People"

J.D. Salinger: The Catcher in the Rye

Reader Submission: Jonny Gutierrez

J.D. Salinger: The Catcher in the Rye - "Home Alone 2 (with a depressed teenager)"

J.D. Salinger: The Catcher in the Rye

J.D. Salinger: The Catcher in the Rye - "Diary of a Wimpy Kid"

J.D. Salinger: The Catcher in the Rye

Reader Submission: ifyoulikehisnecktie

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - "Diary of a Mad Black Magic User"

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - "Harry Potter and the Teens Who Are Magically Still Virgins"

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Reader Submission: Stephanie

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - "Only Leave Pieces Of Your Soul In Indestructible Objects"

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - "Two Guys, One Cup"

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Reader Submission: John Molina

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - "Harry Potter Knows a Frustratingly Small Amount of Magic For a Fourth Year Student"

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Reader Submission: Lelia Rechtin

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone - "A Broom Of One’s Own"

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter Series - "The Students Save The School From Utter Descruction, And Earn 50 Points In A Fake Game"

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter Series

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter Series - "Hermione Explains It All"

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter Series

J.R.R. Tolkien: The Lord of the Rings - "A Walk To Remember"

J.R.R. Tolkien: The Lord of the Rings

Reader Submission: Megan Pallante

Jack and the Beanstalk - "Redeem Your Mistakes Through Homicide"

Jack and the Beanstalk

Reader Submission: Ken Schultz

Jack Gantos: Rotten Ralph - "Cats are Assholes"

Jack Gantos: Rotten Ralph

Reader Submission: Michelle Bard

Jack Kerouac: On The Road - "I Adore This Book Because I Read It While Roaming Through Several States While Deciding Which Ivy League School To Attend"

Jack Kerouac: On The Road

Jack Kerouac: On the Road - "Paragraphs Are For Squares"

Jack Kerouac: On the Road

Submitted by Riha from WCU’s FHG Library.

Jack London: The Call of the Wild - "Snow Dogs"

Jack London: The Call of the Wild

Jacqueline Susann: Valley of the Dolls - "One Pill Makes You Larger, One Pill Makes You Small, And These Pills Give You Breast Cancer And Make You Want To Kill Yourself"

Jacqueline Susann: Valley of the Dolls

James Hynes: Next - "Incessant Blowjob Nostalgia"

James Hynes: Next

James Joyce: Dubliners - "Eureka! An Epiphany: We All Die Alone"

James Joyce: Dubliners

James Joyce: Finnegan’s Wake - "I Read the First Page and Gave Up"

James Joyce: Finnegan’s Wake

Reader Submission: Barry Pierce

James Joyce: Ulysses - "Keeping Cliffsnotes in Business Since 1922"

James Joyce: Ulysses

Reader Submission: Ken Schultz

James Joyce: Ulysses - "One Long Sentence About Handjobs"

James Joyce: Ulysses

James M. Cain: Double Indemnity - "Love Actuary"

James M. Cain: Double Indemnity

James M. Cain: Mildred Pierce - "A Good Man Is Hard To Find"

James M. Cain: Mildred Pierce

Reader Submission: Michael Molina

James Marshall and Harry Allard: Miss Nelson Is Missing! - "Schizophrenics make the best teachers!"

James Marshall and Harry Allard: Miss Nelson Is Missing!

Reader Submission: Ken Schultz

Jane Austen: Mansfield Park - "Girls Gone Mild"

Jane Austen: Mansfield Park

Jane Austen: Mansfield Park - "I Couldn't Even Finish the Sparknotes"

Jane Austen: Mansfield Park

Reader Submission: Henry Schenker

Jane Austen: Pride and Prejudice no romance without finance funny better book title

Jane Austen: Pride and Prejudice

Jane Austen: Pride and Prejudice - "Smart Girls Can Always Find A Way To Rationalize Marrying For Money"

Jane Austen: Pride and Prejudice

Reader Submission by Debbie Vega.

Jane Austen: Pride and Prejudice - "The Real Housewives of Meryton, England"

Jane Austen: Pride and Prejudice

Reader Submission: John Molina

Jane Austen: Sense and Sensibility - "Sense And The Hot One"

Jane Austen: Sense and Sensibility

Jane Austen: Sense and Sensibility - "Why Can't You Be More Like Your Sister?"

Jane Austen: Sense and Sensibility

Reader Submission: Cate Burlington

Jay McInerney: Bright Lights, Big City

Jay McInerney: Bright Lights, Big City

Reader Submission: by Brendan Mortimer

Jeff Lindsay: Darkly Dreaming Dexter - "Hey Everyone, I’m From Miami"

Jeff Lindsay: Darkly Dreaming Dexter

Reader Submission: QueenCanadia

Jeffrey Eugenides: Middlesex - "My Big Fat Greek Genitals"

Jeffrey Eugenides: Middlesex

Reader Submission: Zack Ruskin

Jeffrey Eugenides: The Marriage Plot - "Understanding Semiotics Will Ruin Your Love Life"

Jeffrey Eugenides: The Marriage Plot

Jennifer Egan: A Visit from the Goon Squad - "Aging Punks Eventually Buy Smart-Phones"

Jennifer Egan: A Visit from the Goon Squad

Jerry Spinelli: Maniac Magee - "One Cool Homeless Kid"

Jerry Spinelli: Maniac Magee

Reader Submission: Michael Molina

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe: Sorrows of a Young Werther - "The Virgin Suicide"

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe: Sorrows of a Young Werther

John Buchan: The 39 Steps - "The Best Cure For Boredom Is Getting Framed For Murder"

John Buchan: The 39 Steps

John Dos Passos: The 42nd Parallel - "It's Way Easier To Find A Good Prostitute Than A Good Job In America"

John Dos Passos: The 42nd Parallel

John Ford: ‘Tis Pity She’s a Whore - "All In The Family"

John Ford: ‘Tis Pity She’s a Whore

John Fowles: The Collector - "If You Love Someone Kidnap Her And Let Her Die Of Pneumonia"

John Fowles: The Collector

Reader Submission: Guadalupe de la Fuente

John Irving: The World According to Garp - "Road Head Is a Terrible Idea"

John Irving: The World According to Garp

Reader Submission: Mark Logan

John Kennedy Toole: A Confederacy of Dunces - "An Autistic’s Guide to New Orleans"

John Kennedy Toole: A Confederacy of Dunces

Reader Submission: Corey Cohen

John Knowles: A Separate Peace - "I Hate You, I Love You, No Homo"

John Knowles: A Separate Peace

John le Carré: The Spy Who Came in from The Cold - "Spy vs. Spy"

John le Carré: The Spy Who Came in from The Cold

John le Carré: The Spy Who Came in from the Cold - "Being A Spy Sucks" better book titles

John le Carré: The Spy Who Came in from the Cold

John Steinbeck: Cannery Row - "Poor People Sit Around"

John Steinbeck: Cannery Row

Reader Submission: Darren Gary Berkland

John Steinbeck: East of Eden - "Never Give Cash As a Gift"

John Steinbeck: East of Eden

John Steinbeck: East of Eden - "A Chinese Guy Everyone Assumed Was Dumb Eventually Becomes a Therapist For a Bunch of Fucked Up White People"

John Steinbeck: East of Eden

John Steinbeck: East of Eden - "My Mom’s a Whore"

John Steinbeck: East of Eden

Reader Submission: Ryan Arey

John Steinbeck: Of Mice and Men - "Never Flirt with Puppy Killers"

John Steinbeck: Of Mice and Men

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John Steinbeck: Of Mice And Men

John Steinbeck: The Grapes of Wrath - "Fuck The Police"

John Steinbeck: The Grapes of Wrath

John Steinbeck: The Grapes of Wrath - "Dust is Too Damn High!"

John Steinbeck: The Grapes of Wrath

Reader Submission: Barry Pierce

John Steinbeck: The Pearl - "Babies Ruin Everything"

John Steinbeck: The Pearl

Reader Submission: Rachel Brauer

John Steinbeck: The Pearl - "The Shortest Book On The School's Reading List"

John Steinbeck: The Pearl

John Updike: Gertrude and Claudius - "Pre-Murder Sexathon"

John Updike: Gertrude and Claudius

John Updike: Rabbit at Rest - "Never Do Cocaine or Your Dad Will Have Sex With Your Wife"

John Updike: Rabbit at Rest

John Updike: Rabbit At Rest - "Old People Fucking"

John Updike: Rabbit At Rest

John Updike: Rabbit is Rich - "Wife Swapping Does NOT Solve Marital Problems"

John Updike: Rabbit is Rich

John Updike: Rabbit Redux - "Never Let Hippies Live in Your House"

John Updike: Rabbit Redux

John Updike: Rabbit, Run - "Never Leave a Baby with a Drunk Wife"

John Updike: Rabbit, Run

John Updike: Rabbit, Run - "In the 50s Everyone Peaked in High School"

John Updike: Rabbit, Run

John Updike: The Centaur - "the worst type of centaur to be is half-man, half-cancer"

John Updike: The Centaur

John Updike: The Witches of Eastwick - "What Rush Limbaugh thinks birth control does to women"

John Updike: The Witches of Eastwick

John Williams: Stoner - "Academia Before Wellbutrin"

John Williams: Stoner

Jon Klassen: I Want My Hat Back - "If Someone Lies To You, Murder Him And Lie About Murdering Him"

Jon Klassen: I Want My Hat Back

Jonathan Franzen: The Corrections - "Most People Hate Their Families"

Jonathan Franzen: The CorrectionsJonathan Franzen: The Corrections

Reader Submission: Jason Lundell

Jonathan Lethem Motherless Brooklyn, funny better book title, trothermess cockshit

Jonathan Lethem: Motherless Brooklyn

Jonathan Safran foer, extremely loud and incredibly close, funny rename better book title, too soon

Jonathan Safran Foer: Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

Jonathan Swift: Gulliver’s Travels - "Size DOES Matter"

Jonathan Swift: Gulliver’s Travels

Reader Submission: Jill

Joseph Conrad: Heart of Darkness - "Jungle Cruise"

Joseph Conrad: Heart Of Darkness

Joseph Heller: Catch-22 - "Horrible Bosses"

Joseph Heller: Catch-22

Reader Submission by David Leeds

Josh Bazell: Beat the Reaper - "The Doctor Who Called Everyone Fuckhead"

Josh Bazell: Beat the Reaper

Josh Bazell: Wild Thing - "Winter's Bone With Sea Monsters Instead Of Dead Dads"

Josh Bazell: Wild Thing

Judith Viorst and Ray Cruz: Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day - "Cheer Up. This is How You’ll Feel Every Day As An Adult"

Judith Viorst and Ray Cruz: Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

Judy Blume: Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret - "Atheists Can't Grow Boobs"

Judy Blume: Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret

Reader Submission: Anya Garrett

Judy Blume, Deenie, Funny better book title Hot Teen Model In Your Area Has Scoliosis

Judy Blume: Deenie

Reader Submission: Anya Garrett

Jules Verne: 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea - "Finding Nemo"

Jules Verne: 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea

Reader Submission: Katie Richmond

Junot Diaz: The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao - "A Nerd Gets Laid (Finally)"

Junot Diaz: The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao

Junot Diaz: This Is How You Lose Her - "Great Prose For Breakup Stories Told By Your Drunk Roommate"

Junot Diaz: This Is How You Lose Her

Kate Atkinson: Life After Life - "Groundhog Day With More Hitler"

Kate Atkinson: Life After Life

Kate Chopin: The Awakening - "How Edna Never Got Her Groove To Begin With"

Kate Chopin: The Awakening

Reader Submission: Tyler Snodgrass

Kate Chopin: The Awakening - "Desperate Housewives"

Kate Chopin: The Awakening

Reader Submission: Adam Brown

Katherine Dunn: Geek Love - "DECOY FONT - Disclaimer: There is no trace of NERD ROMANCE in this novel - just crazy carnie sex secrets and amputations."

Katherine Dunn: Geek Love

Reader Submission: Anya Garrett

Katherine Paterson: Bridge to Terabithia - "Should Have Invited Her to the Museum"

Katherine Paterson: Bridge to Terabithia

Reader Submission: Damian Gordon

Kathryn Stockett: The Help - "Diarrhea of a Mad Black Woman"

Kathryn Stockett: The Help

Reader Submission: Casey Burr

Kathryn Stockett: The Help - "Everyone Poops"

Kathryn Stockett: The Help

Reader Submission: Mike Fath

Katsuhiro Otomo: Akira #1 - "Noises That Don’t Exist Like Sskriii! and Broob!"

Katsuhiro Otomo: Akira #1

Kazuo Ishiguro: Never Let Me Go - "In The End, We All Die A Clone"

Kazuo Ishiguro: Never Let Me Go

Reader Submission: Sabrina Renkar

Kazuo Ishiguro: The Remains of the Day

Kazuo Ishiguro: The Remains of the Day

Kurt Vonnegut: Cat’s Cradle - "If You Have A Chemical That Destroys Oceans, Best Not To Live Right Next To The Ocean"

Kurt Vonnegut: Cat’s Cradle

Kurt Vonnegut: God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater - "The only nice people are mentally ill"

Kurt Vonnegut: God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater

Reader Submission: Tyler Snodgrass

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Kurt Vonnegut: God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater

Kurt Vonnegut: Slaughterhouse Five - "The Time Traveler's Wife's Husband"

Kurt Vonnegut: Slaughterhouse Five

Reader Submission: Ben Popik and Brendan Jay Sullivan

Kurt Vonnegut: Slaughterhouse-Five - "Everything Seems OK On Morphine"

Kurt Vonnegut: Slaughterhouse-Five

Laura Numeroff: If You Give A Mouse a Cookie - "Mice Have No Boundaries"

Laura Numeroff: If You Give A Mouse a Cookie

Reader Submission: Abbi Crutchfield

Lauren Groff: Arcadia - "Granola Eating Hippies Deal With Some Heavy Shit"

Lauren Groff: Arcadia

Lauren Groff: Fates and Furies - "Behind Every Successful Man Is a Woman Who's Ten Times Better At Everything"

Lauren Groff: Fates and Furies

Reader Submission: Emily Hughes

Lauren Weisberger The Devil Wears Prada retitle better book title shallow people doing shallow stuff

Lauren Weisberger: The Devil Wears Prada

Leo Tolstoy: Anna Karenina - "This Fate Could Have Been Avoided If She Had A Sassy Gay Friend"

Leo Tolstoy: Anna Karenina

Reader Submission: Mariel

Leo Tolstoy: Anna Karenina - "If You Had Shut Up About Mushrooms, You'd Be Engaged By Now" better book titles funny

Leo Tolstoy: Anna Karenina

Reader Submission by Melanie Wagner.

Leo Tolstoy: Anna Karenina - "It Definitely Does Not Get Better"

Leo Tolstoy: Anna Karenina

Reader Submission: Kelsey Osgood

Leo Tolstoy: War and Peace - "War and Peace and Russians and Napoleon and Hard Names To Remember and Even Harder To Pronounce and Lots Of Talk, Talk, Talk. And Snow."

Leo Tolstoy: War and Peace

Reader Submission: Richard Sanders

Lev Grossman: The Magicians - "Narnia's not real, Narnia's Not Real - Wait, It Is Real But It's Gone Way The Fuck Downhill"

Lev Grossman: The Magicians

Lev Grossman: The Magicians - "Harry Potter says ‘Motherfucker’"

Lev Grossman: The Magicians

Reader Submission: Adam Conover

Lewis Carroll: Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass - "Inside A Cat Lady's Opium Nap"

Lewis Carroll: Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass

Lois Duncan: Killing Mr. Griffin - "A Good Case For Grade Inflation"

Lois Duncan: Killing Mr. Griffin

Lois Lowry: The Giver - "Love In The Time Of Death Panels"

Lois Lowry: The Giver

Louisa May Alcott: Little Women - "The Worst Will They/Won't They Ever"

Louisa May Alcott: Little Women

Submitted by Shira Danan.

Lynne Reid Banks: The Indian in the Cupboard - "Worst Relocation Act Yet"

Lynne Reid Banks: The Indian in the Cupboard

Madeleine L'Engle: A Wrinkle in Time - "I Don't Even Understand The Dumbed Down Version Of Time Travel"

Madeleine L’Engle: A Wrinkle in Time

Marcel Proust: In Search of Lost Time - "The Neverending Story"

Marcel Proust: In Search of Lost Time

Reader Submission: Abbi Crutchfield

Marcel Proust: Swann’s Way - "Go the F*ck to Sleep"

Marcel Proust: Swann’s Way

Reader Submission: Mack Gelber

Marcel Proust: Swann’s Way - "Trapped in the Closet"

Marcel Proust: Swann’s Way

Reader Submission: Elihu Dietz

Marcus Pfister: The Rainbow Fish - "The Give-Away-Everything-That-Make-You-Unique Fish"

Marcus Pfister: The Rainbow Fish

Reader Submission: Paul Day

Margaret Atwood: The Blind Assassin - "Affairs Cure Writer's Block"

Margaret Atwood: The Blind Assassin

Margaret Atwood: The Blind Assassin - "Bad Novel Within A Good Novel Within A Long Novel"

Margaret Atwood: The Blind Assassin

Reader Submission: Shira Danan

Margaret Atwood: The Handmaid’s Tale - "Sarah Palin's America"

Margaret Atwood: The Handmaid’s Tale

Reader Submission: Jackie Kashian

Margaret Mitchell: Gone with the Wind - "Turns Out Slave Owners Are Terrible People"

Margaret Mitchell: Gone with the Wind

Reader Submission: Ken Schultz

Margaret Wise Brown: Goodnight Moon - "An OCD Bunny Finally Goes To Sleep"

Margaret Wise Brown: Goodnight Moon

Reader Submission: Django Haskins

Margery Williams: The Velveteen Rabbit - "Scarlet Fever is Only Slightly Worse Than Bed Bugs"

Margery Williams: The Velveteen Rabbit

Maria Semple: Where’d You Go Bernadette? - Seattle: "The Easiest Place To Lose Your Shit" better book titles

Maria Semple: Where’d You Go Bernadette?

Reader Submission by Andy Haynes

Mark Haddon: The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time - "Autistic Kids Make Great Detectives"

Mark Haddon: The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time

Mark Twain: The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn - "One of My Best Friends Is Black"

Mark Twain: The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

Reader Submission: David Molina and Michael Molina

Mark Twain: The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn - "I'm On A Boat"

Mark Twain: The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

Reader Submission: Alex Dugger

Mark Z. Danielewski: House of Leaves - "Spooky Infinite Jest"

Mark Z. Danielewski: House of Leaves

Reader Submission: Brian Boone

Marquis de Sade: The 120 Days of Sodom - "Come For The Incest, Stay For The Fart Eating"

Marquis de Sade: The 120 Days of Sodom

Reader Submission: Robert N. Lee

Mary Elizabeth Braddon: Lady Audley’s Secret - "A Victorian Literature Version of Barney Stinson’s Hot/Crazy Scale"

Mary Elizabeth Braddon: Lady Audley’s Secret

Reader Submission: Scott Lewis

Mary Shelley: Frankenstein - "Hell hath no fury like a creature-made-out-of-bits-of-dead-bodies scorned"

Mary Shelley: Frankenstein

Reader Submission: Lauren

Mary Shelley: Frankenstein - "D.I.Y. Fail"

Mary Shelley: Frankenstein

Reader Submission: Anya Garrett

Mary Shelley: Frankenstein - "Science Ruins Everything"

Mary Shelley: Frankenstein

Submitted by Babe Parker.

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Mary Shelley: Frankenstein

Matt Ruff: The Mirage - "The Most Plausible 9/11 Conspiracy Theory"

Matt Ruff: The Mirage

Maurice Sendak: In The Night Kitchen - "Dicks Are For Kids"

Maurice Sendak: In The Night Kitchen

Reader Submission: John Molina

Maurice Sendak: Where the Wild Things Are - "Skipping Dinner Is Like Dropping Acid"

Maurice Sendak: Where the Wild Things Are

Reader Submission: John Molina

Michael Chabon: The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay - "Gay, Jewish Magicians Kill Nazis"

Michael Chabon: The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay

Michael Chabon: The Yiddish Policemen’s Union - "Jew Detective"

Michael Chabon: The Yiddish Policemen’s Union

Michael Crichton: Jurassic Park - "We Fought A Zoo (Full Of Dinosaurs)"

Michael Crichton: Jurassic Park

Michael Crichton: Jurassic Park - "Most of What I Know About Genetics… I Learned From One Scene In This Movie"

Michael Crichton: Jurassic Park

Michael Crichton: Jurassic Park - "They Fucked Around And Found Out"

Michael Crichton: Jurassic Park

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Michael Crichton: Sphere

Michael Ondaatje: The English Patient - "Erotica for Classics Majors"

Michael Ondaatje: The English Patient

Reader Submission: Anya Garrett

Michael Punke: The Revenant - "I Want My Hat Back"

Michael Punke: The Revenant

Reader Submission: Brian Boone

Michel Houellebecq: The Elementary Particles - "Sex Ruins Western Civilization"

Michel Houellebecq: The Elementary Particles

Reader Submission: Keenan Cross

Miguel de Cervantes: Don Quixote - "Dumb & Dumber"

Miguel de Cervantes: Don Quixote

Reader Submission: Eve Penzer

Miguel De Cervantes: Don Quixote - "Crazy, Horse"

Miguel De Cervantes: Don Quixote

Reader Submission: Brian Boone

Miguel de Cervantes: Don Quixote - "Dementia In La Mancha"

Miguel de Cervantes: Don Quixote

Reader Submission by Brendan Mortimer

Miguel de Cervantes: Don Quixote - "Reading Makes You Crazy"

Miguel de Cervantes: Don Quixote

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Mikhail Bulgakov: The Master and Margarita

Mikhail Bulgakov: The Master and Margarita - "Cats Were Put On Earth To Do The Work Of Satan"

Mikhail Bulgakov: The Master and Margarita

Milan Kundera: The Book of Laughter and Forgetting - "The Epistemology Of The Threesome"

Milan Kundera: The Book of Laughter and Forgetting

Milan Kundera: The Book of Laughter and Forgetting – “The Epistemology Of The Threesome” Submitted by Jack Lindgren.

Milan Kundera: The Unbearable Lightness of Being - "Extremely Sad and Incredibly Horny"

Milan Kundera: The Unbearable Lightness of Being

Milan Kundera: The Unbearable Lightness of Being - "Fuck The Pain Away"

Milan Kundera: The Unbearable Lightness of Being

Reader Submission: Emily

Mo Willems: Knuffle Bunny - "Brooklyn Dads Aren’t The Most Attentive"

Mo Willems: Knuffle Bunny

Mo Willems: Knuffle Bunny – “Brooklyn Dads Aren’t The Most Attentive”

Mo Willems: That Is NOT a Good Idea! - "Gone Girl for Preschoolers"

Mo Willems: That Is NOT a Good Idea!

Reader Submission: Casey, Christy, Erin

Most of Bukowski - "100 Beers In Solitude"

Most of Bukowski

Murasaki Shikibu: The Tale of Genji - "Sleep With Everyone. Including Your Step-Mother"

Murasaki Shikibu: The Tale of Genji

Reader Submission: Alex Napoli

Nathaniel Hawthorne: The House of the Seven Gables - "The Shining Minus Suspense Plus Cookie Sales"

Nathaniel Hawthorne: The House of the Seven Gables

Nathaniel Hawthorne: The House of the Seven Gables – “The Shining Minus Suspense Plus Cookie Sales”

Nathaniel Hawthorne: The Scarlet Letter - "I Know What You Did Last Summer"

Nathaniel Hawthorne: The Scarlet Letter

Reader Submission: Megan Weiskopf

Nathaniel Hawthorne: The Scarlet Letter - "The Ultimate Walk of Shame"

Nathaniel Hawthorne: The Scarlet Letter

Reader Submission: Daniel Carrillo

Nathaniel Hawthorne: Young Goodman Brown and Other Tales - "One Bad Mushroom Trip In The Woods Will Make You Think Everyone Is A Secret Witch"

Nathaniel Hawthorne: Young Goodman Brown and Other Tales

Neal Stephenson: Reamde - "Marijuana Is A Gateway To Playing Too Much World Of Warcraft"

Neal Stephenson: Reamde

Neal Stephenson: Reamde – “Marijuana Is A Gateway To Playing Too Much World Of Warcraft”

Neal Stephenson: Snow Crash - "Even In The Future, Dogs Are The Only Ones You Can Count On"

Neal Stephenson: Snow Crash

Neal Stephenson: Snow Crash – “Even In The Future, Dogs Are The Only Ones You Can Count On”

Nicholas Sparks: A Walk to Remember - "Teen Sex Is OK If One Of Them Has Cancer"

Nicholas Sparks: A Walk to Remember

Nicholas Sparks: A Walk to Remember – “Teen Sex Is OK If One Of Them Has Cancer”

Norton Juster: The Phantom Tollbooth - "Math Is More Boring Than Reading"

Norton Juster: The Phantom Tollbooth

Reader Submission: Stefan Sirucek

Norton Juster: The Phantom Tollbooth - "Trick Yourself Into Learning So It Doesn't Feel Like Torture"

Norton Juster: The Phantom Tollbooth

Reader Submission: Anya Garrett

O. Henry: The Gift of the Magi - "This Couple Has Terrible Communication Skills"

O. Henry: The Gift of the Magi

Reader Submission: Meg Favreau

O. Henry: The Gift of the Magi - "The Reason there are Christmas Lists"

O. Henry: The Gift of the Magi

Orson Scott Card: Ender’s Game - "Kids Accidentally Commit Genocide"

Orson Scott Card: Ender’s Game

Reader Submission: Tyler Snodgrass

Oscar Wilde: The Importance of Being Earnest - "Lying Solves Everything"

Oscar Wilde: The Importance of Being Earnest

Reader Submission: Vijay Welch

Oscar Wilde: The Picture of Dorian Gray - "Never Stab A Magic Painting"

Oscar Wilde: The Picture of Dorian Gray

Oscar Wilde: The Picture of Dorian Gray – “Never Stab A Magic Painting”

Oscar Wilde: The Picture of Dorian Gray

Oscar Wilde: The Picture of Dorian Gray

Submitted by Sarah Karnes.

Ovid: Metamorphoses - "1,001 Rapes"

Ovid: Metamorphoses

Reader Submission: Gus Reed

Pat Conroy: The Lords of Discipline - "Friends Don't Let Friends Jump In Front Of Trains"

Pat Conroy: The Lords of Discipline

Patrick Suskind: Perfume: The Story of a Murderer - "Scent of a (Dead) Woman"

Patrick Suskind: Perfume: The Story of a Murderer

Reader Submission: Aimee Hentosz

Paul Auster: The New York Trilogy

Paul Auster: The New York Trilogy

Paul Beatty: The Sellout - "The Little Rascals Was Way More Racist Than You Remember"

Paul Beatty: The Sellout

Paul Harding: Tinkers - "A Clockwork Boring"

Paul Harding: Tinkers

Paul Murray, Skippy Dies, Hogwarts with drugs instead of magic, better book titles, lol, joke, fake cover

Paul Murray: Skippy Dies

Paula Hawkins: The Girl on the Train - "I Don't Know What I Did Last Summer"

Paula Hawkins: The Girl on the Train

Paulo Coelho: The Alchemist - "Just Do It!"

Paulo Coelho: The Alchemist

Peter Benchley: Jaws - "Heart of Sharkness"

Peter Benchley: Jaws

Reader Submission: Tyler Snodgrass

Peter Shaffer: Equus - "Fifty Shades of Neigh"

Peter Shaffer: Equus

Reader Submission: Meg Harvey

Philip K. Dick: The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch - "Mind Control Fungus From Outer Space"

Philip K. Dick: The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch

Reader Submission: John Ohno

Philip Roth: Portnoy’s Complaint - "The Lovely Boners"

Philip Roth: Portnoy’s Complaint

Philip Roth: The Breast - "Speak, Mammary"

Philip Roth: The Breast

Philip Roth’s Portnoy’s Complaint - "The Man Who Came On Dinner"

Philip Roth’s Portnoy’s Complaint

Phillip Roth: Portnoy’s Complaint - "Oh, The Place You’ll Cum!"

Phillip Roth: Portnoy’s Complaint

Submitted by Anya Garrett

Porochista Khakpour: The Last Illusion - "Birdman"

Porochista Khakpour: The Last Illusion

R.L. Stine: Goosebumps Series - "Your Mom Was Just Glad You Were Reading Something"

R.L. Stine: Goosebumps Series

Reader Submission: Brian Boone

Rachel Yoder: Nightbitch

Rachel Yoder: Nightbitch

Ralph Ellison: Invisible Man - "WTF Did My Grandfather Mean???"

Ralph Ellison: Invisible Man

Reader Submission: Katelyn Delvaux

Ray Bradbury: Fahrenheit 451 - "Texas Public Schools"

Ray Bradbury: Fahrenheit 451

Ray Bradbury: Fahrenheit 451 – “Texas Public Schools”

Raymond Carver's short stories - "What Happens When You Spend All Your Money On Booze Instead Of Marriage Counseling"

Raymond Carver’s Short Stories

Raymond Chandler: The Long Goodbye - "Never Be the Designated Driver"

Raymond Chandler: The Long Goodbye

Richard Adams: Watership Down - "Rabbits Are More Interesting Than People But They Do The Same Stupid Shit"

Richard Adams: Watership Down

Reader Submission: Delilah S. Dawson

Neal Stephenson: Reamde - "Marijuana Is A Gateway To Playing Too Much World Of Warcraft"

Richard Bradford: Red Sky at Morning

Richard Ford: The Sportswriter - "Sadder Jerry Maguire"

Richard Ford: The Sportswriter

Richard Ford: The Sportswriter – “Sadder Jerry Maguire”

Richard Powers: The Overstory - "The Lorax: The Snyder Cut"

Richard Powers: The Overstory

Submitted by Elihu Dietz

Rick Moody: The Ice Storm - "NextDoor XXX"

Rick Moody: The Ice Storm

Roald Dahl: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - "A Bunch of Kids Visit the Kid-Torturing Factory"

Roald Dahl: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Roald Dahl: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - "How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying"

Roald Dahl: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Reader Submission: Abbi Crutchfield

Roald Dahl: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - "Another Lottery That's Just a Tax on the Poor"

Roald Dahl: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Reader Submission: Stefan Sirucek

Roald Dahl: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - "Being a shitty kid is punishable...by death."

Roald Dahl: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Reader Submission: Kelly Diamond

Roald Dahl: James and the Giant Peach - "The Case for Organic Farming"

Roald Dahl: James and the Giant Peach

Reader Submission: Shira Danan

Roald Dahl: James and the Giant Peach - "It's OK If Giant Fruit Kills Your Aunts So Long As They Were Bitches"

Roald Dahl: James and the Giant Peach

Roald Dahl: Matilda - "Adults Are Horrible"

Roald Dahl: Matilda

Reader Submission: Abbi Crutchfield

Roald Dahl: The BFG - "To Catch An Overgrown Predator"

Roald Dahl: The BFG

Reader Submission: Abbi Crutchfield

Roald Dahl’s Collected Short Stories - "Creepy Men Doing Creepy Things"

Roald Dahl’s Collected Short Stories

Robert A Heinlein: Stranger in a Strange Land - "Jesus Christ, Supermartian"

Robert A Heinlein: Stranger in a Strange Land

Robert Graves: I, Claudius - "The Perks Of Being A Wallflower"

Robert Graves: I, Claudius

Robert Graves: I, Claudius - "When In Rome... Don't Say Anything"

Robert Graves: I, Claudius

Robert Penn Warren: All the King’s Men - "I Love Reading About Politics Especially When Most Of The Book Has Nothing To Do With Politics"

Robert Penn Warren: All The King’s Men

Roberto Bolaño: 2666 - "Body Count Minus Page Count Equals 2666"

Roberto Bolaño: 2666

Reader Submission: Adam Vincentz and Norman Urban Boyer

Ron Currie Jr.: Everything Matters! - "Even While Watching The Challenger Explode, Kids Won't Stop Flirting"

Ron Currie Jr.: Everything Matters!

Russell Banks: The Sweet Hereafter - "The Not-So-Magic School Bus"

Russell Banks: The Sweet Hereafter

S.E. Hinton: The Outsiders - "It’s Like West Side Story Except Everyone White and Nobody Sings*"

S.E. Hinton: The Outsiders

Reader Submission: Megan Linger

Salman Rushdie: Midnight’s Children

Salman Rushdie: The Satanic Verses - "Touched By An Angel"

Salman Rushdie: The Satanic Verses

Reader Submission: Anya Garrett

Saul Bellow: Herzog - "Only Crazy People Write Letters"

Saul Bellow: Herzog

Sherman Alexie: The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian - "Life Sucks, But Masturbation Is Great"

Sherman Alexie: The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian

Reader Submission: JP Leskovich

Sigrid Nunez: The Friend - "Marmaduke for Smart People"

Sigrid Nunez: The Friend

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle: Sherlock Holmes - "Drugs Make You Smarter"

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle: Sherlock Holmes

Sir Gawain and the Green Knight - "Keeping It In Your Pants Saves Lives" better book titles

Sir Gawain and the Green Knight

Sophocles: Antigone - "Buried... with Children"

Sophocles: Antigone

Reader Submission: Mary Morris

Stan and Jan Berenstain: The Berenstain Bears Series - "Moral Lessons from a family of Predators"

Stan and Jan Berenstain: The Berenstain Bears Series

Reader Submission: Ken Schultz

Stephen Chbosky: The Perks of Being a Wallflower - "Glee With More Rape And Suicide" better book titles

Stephen Chbosky: The Perks of Being a Wallflower

Stephen Crane: The Red Badge of Courage - "I Ran Away But I'm Back Now"

Stephen Crane: The Red Badge of Courage

Reader Submission: Jim McDoniel

Stephen King: 11/22/63 - "The Lee Harvey Oswald Acted Alone But Knew Some Time Travelers Theory"

Stephen King: 11/22/63

Stephen King: Carrie - "It Gets Better (with Telekinesis)"

Stephen King: Carrie

Reader Submission: Jim McDoniel

Stephen King: Christine "The Fault In Our Cars (They Can Be Possessed)"

Stephen King: Christine

Stephen King: Different Seasons - "Different Screenplays"

Stephen King: Different Seasons

Stephen King: It - "Lost In a Sewer? Have a Gangbang."

Stephen King: It

Reader Submission: Aaron Miller

Stephen King: It - "Insane Clown Posse"

Stephen King: It

Reader Submission: Todd B

Stephen King: Misery - "A Slightly More Painful Experience Than Just Writing A Book"

Stephen King: Misery

Reader Submission: Ken Schultz

Stephen King: On Writing - "Writing Is Easier When You Aren’t Drunk or Getting Hit By A Truck"

Stephen King: On Writing

Stephen King: The Shining - "Worst AirBNB Ever"

Stephen King: The Shining

Reader Submission: Tyler Snodgrass

Stephen King: The Shining - "Even If You Live In The Biggest House Imaginable, You’ll Still Think About Killing Your Family During The Winter."

Stephen King: The Shining

Stephen King: The Shining - "Just Another Normal Winter With Writer’s Block"

Stephen King: The Shining

Reader Submission: Ken Schultz

Stephen King The Shining funny better book titles

Stephen King: The Shining

Submitted by Ken Schultz

Stephen King: The Stand - "Socially Distance Or The Devil Will Try To Take Over The Earth"

Stephen King: The Stand

Stephenie Meyer: Breaking Dawn - "107-Year-Old Virgin"

Stephenie Meyer: Breaking Dawn

Reader Submission: Liz Lay

Stephenie Meyer: The Twilight Saga - "Don't Date Boys Who Sparkle"

Stephenie Meyer: The Twilight Saga

Reader Submission: Kristyn Winch

Stephenie Meyer: The Twilight Saga - "A 2500 Page Mormon Abstinence Parable"

Stephenie Meyer: The Twilight Saga

Reader Submission: Emily Hughes

Stephenie Meyer: The Twilight Series - "Beyond the Pale"

Stephenie Meyer: The Twilight Series

Reader Submission: Abbi Crutchfield

Stieg Larsson: The Girl Who Kicked The Hornet’s Nest - "The Girl Who Read A Book On The Train"

Stieg Larsson: The Girl Who Kicked The Hornet’s Nest

Reader Submission: Adam Wisnieski

Stieg Larsson: The Girl with The Dragon Tattoo - "This Is The First Book I've Read In Six Years"

Stieg Larsson: The Girl with The Dragon Tattoo

Suzanne Collins: Catching Fire - "Isle: Survive"

Suzanne Collins: Catching Fire

Reader Submission: Anya Garrett

Suzanne Collins: The Hunger Games - "The Lottery Plus The Most Dangerous Game Plus Miss Congeniality"

Suzanne Collins: The Hunger Games

Reader Submission: Tyler Snodgrass

Suzanne Collins: The Hunger Games - "The Only Reality TV Star with a Soul"

Suzanne Collins: The Hunger Games

Reader Submission: Brian Boone

Sylvia Plath: The Bell Jar - "Internships Suck"

Sylvia Plath: The Bell Jar

Ted Chiang Exhalation stories, better book titles

Ted Chiang: Exhalation: Stories

The Death of Superman - "Superman's Nap"

The Death of Superman

Reader Submission: Paul Boers

Thomas Hardy: Jude the Obscure - "Life Sucks And Then Your Kids Hang Themselves In Your Closet"

Thomas Hardy: Jude the Obscure

Reader Submission: Allie Williams

Thomas Hardy: The Mayor of Casterbridge - "Cheaper To Keep Her"

Thomas Hardy: The Mayor of Casterbridge

Thomas Pynchon: Gravity’s Rainbow - "Rockets Make Me Horny"

Thomas Pynchon: Gravity’s Rainbow

Reader Submission: Michael Abrahamson, Glenn Tucker, Michael Zunenshine

Thomas Pynchon: Gravity’s Rainbow - Rockets Make Me Horny"

Thomas Pynchon: Gravity’s Rainbow

Reader Submission: Michael Abrahamson, Glenn Tucker, Michael Zunenshine

Thomas Pynchon: Gravity’s Rainbow - Thousands of Copies Sold: Five Read All The Way Through"

Thomas Pynchon: Gravity’s Rainbow

Reader Submission: Kelly Diamond

Umberto Eco: The Name of the Rose - "An Abundance of Catholics"

Umberto Eco: The Name of the Rose

Upton Sinclair: The Jungle - "What To Inspect When You're Inspecting"

Upton Sinclair: The Jungle

Reader Submission: Brian Boone

Upton Sinclair: The Jungle - "Don't Eat That, Really, Don't Eat That"

Upton Sinclair: The Jungle

Reader Submission: Char Gwizdala

Veronica Roth: Divergent - "Use Your Thesaurus"

Veronica Roth: Divergent

Submitted by Paul Hamilton.

Victor Hugo: Les Misérables - "Less Money Mo Problems"

Victor Hugo: Les Misérables

Reader Submission: Abbi Crutchfield

Victor Hugo: Les Misérables - "The Pros And Cons Of Prisoner Rehabilitation Programs"

Victor Hugo: Les Misérables

Reader Submission by Albert Santos.

Virginia Woolf: Mrs. Dalloway - "Hosting A Party Will Make You Think Deeply About Suicide"

Virginia Woolf: Mrs. Dalloway

Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway, funny retitle, a quaint midafternoon panic attack

Virginia Woolf: Mrs. Dalloway

Virginia Woolf: The Waves - "Something To Talk About (Death!)"

Virginia Woolf: The Waves

Virginia Woolf: The Waves – “Something To Talk About (Death!)”

Virginia Woolf: To the Lighthouse - "It Only Takes A Decade To Paint The Worst Painting"

Virginia Woolf: To the Lighthouse

Virginia Woolf: To the Lighthouse – “It Only Takes A Decade To Paint The Worst Painting”

Vladimir Nabokov: Lolita - "Likeable Rapists"

Vladimir Nabokov: Lolita

Vladimir Nabokov: Pale Fire - "A Giant Jigsaw Puzzle That When Solved Reveals Nabakov Giving You The Middle Finger"

Vladimir Nabokov: Pale Fire

W. Somerset Maugham: Of Human Bondage - "Gimps And Hoes"

W. Somerset Maugham: Of Human Bondage

Reader Submission: Anya Garrett

Wally Lamb: She’s Come Undone - "Hates Dick; Loves Whales"

Wally Lamb: She’s Come Undone

Reader Submission: Anya Garrett

Wiliam Faulkner: The Sound and the Fury - "Hot For Sister"

Wiliam Faulkner: The Sound and the Fury

Willa Cather: O Pioneers! - "Little Hope On The Prairie"

Willa Cather: O Pioneers!

William Faulkner: As I Lay Dying - "WTF! or White Trash Funeral"

William Faulkner: As I Lay Dying

Reader Submission: jimgroom

William Faulkner: Light in August - "If You Liked It Then You Shoulda Put A Ring On It"

William Faulkner: Light in August

William Faulkner: The Sound and the Fury - "Yes, He's Retarded"

William Faulkner: The Sound and the Fury

Reader Submission: Elias Altman

William Faulkner: The Sound and the Fury - "Period Piece Without Any Periods"

William Faulkner: The Sound and the Fury

Reader Submission: Abbi Crutchfield

William Golding: Lord of the Flies - "The Kids Are Al…Ready Eating Each Other."

William Golding: Lord of the Flies

Reader Submission: Simon Penzer

William Golding: Lord of the Flies - "Moppet Treasure Island"

William Golding: Lord of the Flies

Reader Submission: Jake Currie

William Golding: Lord of the Flies - "The Purge: Desert Island"

William Golding: Lord of the Flies

William Golding: Lord of the Flies - "Boys Will Be Murderers"

William Golding: Lord of the Flies

Reader Submission: Tyler Snodgrass

William Golding: Lord of the Flies - "The Case for Tubal Ligation"

William Golding: Lord of the Flies

Reader Submission: Meg Matthews

William Golding: Lord of the Flies - "British Battle Royale"

William Golding: Lord of the Flies

William Makepeace Thackeray: Vanity Fair - "Becky With The Good Hair"

William Makepeace Thackeray: Vanity Fair

Submitted by Sarah Ross

William Shakespeare: A Midsummer Night’s Dream - "Fairies Love Donkey Shows"

William Shakespeare: A Midsummer Night’s Dream

Reader Submission: Joe Tarantino

William Shakespeare: All’s Well That Ends Well - "The Way to a Man's Heart is Through Trickery"

William Shakespeare: All’s Well That Ends Well

William Shakespeare: Antony and Cleopatra - "Best To Give Some Forethought To Your Suicide"

William Shakespeare: Antony and Cleopatra

William Shakespeare: As You Like It - "Crossdressing Helps Everyone Find Love"

William Shakespeare: As You Like It

William Shakespeare: Hamlet - "Ghost Dad"

William Shakespeare: Hamlet

William Shakespeare: Hamlet - "The Human Lion King"

William Shakespeare: Hamlet

Reader Submission: Jake Currie

William Shakespeare: Julius Caesar - "Listen To Your Wife"

William Shakespeare: Julius Caesar

Reader Submission: Scott Lewis

William Shakespeare: King Lear - "This Father’s Day Went Horribly Wrong"

William Shakespeare: King Lear

Reader Submission: Stephanie Weber

William Shakespeare: King Lear - "No Country For Senile Old Farts"

William Shakespeare: King Lear

Reader Submission: The Book Phantom

William Shakespeare: King Lear - "It's Time to Put Dad in a Home"

William Shakespeare: King Lear

Reader Submission: Bethany Roberts

William Shakespeare: King Lear - "Not the Best Time To Explain How You Really Feel About Your Dad"

William Shakespeare: King Lear

William Shakespeare: Macbeth - "Never Listen To Your Wife"

William Shakespeare: Macbeth

William Shakespeare: Measure for Measure - "Always Leave The Lights On"

William Shakespeare: Measure for Measure

William Shakespeare: Much Ado About Nothing - "An Extremely Complex Lie Will Clearly Solve Everything"

William Shakespeare: Much Ado About Nothing

Reader Submission: Helen Bendix

William Shakespeare: Othello - "Frienemies"

William Shakespeare: Othello

Reader Submission: Liz Bologna

William Shakespeare: Othello - "Interracial Marriage Will Kill You"

William Shakespeare: Othello

Reader Submission: Vanessa Baker

William Shakespeare: Richard II - "Les Cousins Dangereux"

William Shakespeare: Richard II

Reader Submission: lessthansix

William Shakespeare: Romeo and Juliet - "This is Fourteen"

William Shakespeare: Romeo and Juliet

Reader Submission: Brian Boone

William Shakespeare: Romeo and Juliet - "Never Get Married on the First Date"

William Shakespeare: Romeo and Juliet

Reader Submission: Brian Boone

William Shakespeare: Romeo and Juliet - "The Not Virgin Suicides"

William Shakespeare: Romeo and Juliet

William Shakespeare: Romeo and Juliet - "You Up? Why You Should Never Answer Late Night Booty Calls"

William Shakespeare: Romeo and Juliet

Reader Submission: Anya Garrett

Shakespeare: Romeo and Juliet - "6 People Die in 3 Days"

William Shakespeare: Romeo and Juliet

Reader Submission: Knowyourmeme

Shakespeare: Romeo and Juliet - "Never Fake It With Your Husband"

William Shakespeare: Romeo and Juliet

William Shakespeare: The Taming of the Shrew - "Stockholm Syndrome Makes For a Happy Marriage"

William Shakespeare: The Taming of the Shrew

Reader Submission: Julia Mahar

William Shakespeare: Titus Andronicus - "Revenge is a Dish Best Made From Your Enemy's Children"

William Shakespeare: Titus Andronicus

Reader Submission: Casey Fox

William Steig: Pete’s a Pizza - "Some Old People Threaten To Eat A Child"

William Steig: Pete’s a Pizza

William Styron: Sophie’s Choice - "The Worst Game Of Would You Rather?"

William Styron: Sophie’s Choice

Wilson Rawls: Where the Red Fern Grows - "Dogs Are Better Than People"

Wilson Rawls: Where the Red Fern Grows

funny better book titles for wilson rawls where the red fern grows, the dog days are over

Wilson Rawls: Where The Red Fern Grows

Zamyatin We, funny better book title, what math is used for after high school, Russian literature,

Yevgeny Zamyatin: We

Yuri Olesha: Envy - "Couch Surfers Are Crazy"

Yuri Olesha: Envy

Zora Neale Hurston: Their Eyes Were Watching God - "Black Widow"

Zora Neale Hurston: Their Eyes Were Watching God