Fantasy - Better Book Titles

TITLES: FANTASY

Bram Stoker: Dracula - "Vampires Do Not Understand The Housing Market"

Bram Stoker: Dracula

C.S. Lewis: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe - "Trapped in the Closet"

C.S. Lewis: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

Reader Submission: Patrick Smith

Christopher Paolini: Inheritance - "Lord of the Rings (Minus the Ring)"

Christopher Paolini: Inheritance

Reader Submission: Laurel Kinman

Colson Whitehead: Zone One - "And You Though The New York Subway System Was Bad Now"

Colson Whitehead: Zone One

Reader Submission: Emily Hughes

Diane Gabaldon: Outlander

Diane Gabaldon: Outlander

Elizabeth Kostova: The Historian - "Pride and Prejudice and Vampires"

Elizabeth Kostova: The Historian

Reader Submission: Emily Hughes

George R.R. Martin: A Game of Thrones - "Don't Get Too Attached"

George R.R. Martin: A Game of Thrones

Reader Submission: Lauren Dee

George R.R. Martin: A Game of Thrones - "Shakespeare Minus The Good Writing"

George R.R. Martin: A Game of Thrones

George R.R. Martin: A Storm of Swords - "Four Weddings and a Shitload of Funerals"

George R.R. Martin: A Storm of Swords

Reader Submission: Todd Bubier

Grimms fairy tales, funny cover, once upon a time when women were property

Grimm’s Fairy Tales

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - "Diary of a Mad Black Magic User"

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - "Harry Potter and the Teens Who Are Magically Still Virgins"

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Reader Submission: Stephanie

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - "Only Leave Pieces Of Your Soul In Indestructible Objects"

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - "Harry Potter Knows a Frustratingly Small Amount of Magic For a Fourth Year Student"

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Reader Submission: Lelia Rechtin

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone - "A Broom Of One’s Own"

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter Series - "Hermione Explains It All"

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter Series

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter Series - "The Students Save The School From Utter Descruction, And Earn 50 Points In A Fake Game"

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter Series

J.R.R. Tolkien: The Lord of the Rings - "A Walk To Remember"

J.R.R. Tolkien: The Lord of the Rings

Reader Submission: Megan Pallante

John Updike: The Witches of Eastwick - "What Rush Limbaugh thinks birth control does to women"

John Updike: The Witches of Eastwick

Lev Grossman: The Magicians - "Harry Potter says ‘Motherfucker’"

Lev Grossman: The Magicians

Reader Submission: Adam Conover

Lev Grossman: The Magicians - "Narnia's not real, Narnia's Not Real - Wait, It Is Real But It's Gone Way The Fuck Downhill"

Lev Grossman: The Magicians

Madeleine L'Engle: A Wrinkle in Time - "I Don't Even Understand The Dumbed Down Version Of Time Travel"

Madeleine L’Engle: A Wrinkle in Time

mikhail bulgakov the master and margarita, funny better book titles, love satan naked woman and talking demon cats

Mikhail Bulgakov: The Master and Margarita

Richard Adams: Watership Down - "Rabbits Are More Interesting Than People But They Do The Same Stupid Shit"

Richard Adams: Watership Down

Reader Submission: Delilah S. Dawson

Stephenie Meyer: Breaking Dawn - "107-Year-Old Virgin"

Stephenie Meyer: Breaking Dawn

Reader Submission: Liz Lay

Stephenie Meyer: The Twilight Saga - "Don't Date Boys Who Sparkle"

Stephenie Meyer: The Twilight Saga

Reader Submission: Kristyn Winch

Stephenie Meyer: The Twilight Saga - "A 2500 Page Mormon Abstinence Parable"

Stephenie Meyer: The Twilight Saga

Reader Submission: Emily Hughes

Stephenie Meyer: The Twilight Series - "Beyond the Pale"

Stephenie Meyer: The Twilight Series

Reader Submission: Abbi Crutchfield

Suzanne Collins: Catching Fire - "Isle: Survive"

Suzanne Collins: Catching Fire

Reader Submission: Anya Garrett

Suzanne Collins: The Hunger Games - "The Lottery Plus The Most Dangerous Game Plus Miss Congeniality"

Suzanne Collins: The Hunger Games

Reader Submission: Tyler Snodgrass