Never Flirt With Puppy Killers

And Other Better Book Titles

This book is out now! It features the best of the blog. It makes a great graduation gift for anyone who made the mistake of majoring in English.

How Not To Read

Harnessing the Power of a Literature-Free Life

It’s time to stop fearing those people who keep bringing up Ayn Rand. How Not to Read is here to liberate the world from ever needing to read a book again. Featured in Vanity Fair’s Best of Books 2012.