Category: Fiction

Cinderella - "A Prince Finds Love Thanks To His Foot Fetish"

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Cinderella

Reader Submission: Ken Schultz

Emma Donoghue: Room - "A Room With No View"

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Emma Donoghue: Room

Raymond Carver's short stories - "What Happens When You Spend All Your Money On Booze Instead Of Marriage Counseling"

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Raymond Carver’s Short Stories

Stephen King: The Shining - "Even If You Live In The Biggest House Imaginable, You’ll Still Think About Killing Your Family During The Winter."

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Stephen King: The Shining

Clement Clarke Moore: The Night Before Christmas - "The Night Before Christmas In a Thankfully Non-Gun-Owning Household"

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Clement Clarke Moore: The Night Before Christmas

Reader Submission: Jake Currie

Charles Dickens: A Christmas Carol - "On Christmas, Undigested Cheese Has The Same Effect As LSD"

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Charles Dickens: A Christmas Carol

Chris Van Allsburg: The Polar Express - "If You’re a Very Good Boy, Santa Might Kidnap You"

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Chris Van Allsburg: The Polar Express

Reader Submission: Babe Parker

Charles Dickens: A Christmas Carol - "Anyone Can Learn To Love Christmas If You Scare Them Enough"

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Charles Dickens: A Christmas Carol

Reader Submission: Babe Parker

Roald Dahl: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - "Being a shitty kid is punishable...by death."

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Roald Dahl: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Reader Submission: Kelly Diamond

Roald Dahl: Matilda - "Adults Are Horrible"

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Roald Dahl: Matilda

Reader Submission: Abbi Crutchfield

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