Young Adult - Better Book Titles

TITLES: YOUNG ADULT

Anonymous: Go Ask Alice - "Everything That’s Bad Is Really Bad For You (by your Mother- Oops, I mean some girl!)"

Anonymous: Go Ask Alice

Barbara Robinson: The Best Christmas Pageant Ever - "Poor Kids Make Great Theater"

Barbara Robinson: The Best Christmas Pageant Ever

Christopher Paolini: Inheritance - "Lord of the Rings (Minus the Ring)"

Christopher Paolini: Inheritance

Reader Submission: Laurel Kinman

EB White Charlotte's Web Better Book title The Spectacular Sow

E.B. White Charlotte’s Web

Ellen Raskin The Westing Game Retitled Clue Better book titles

Ellen Raskin: The Westing Game

Gary Paulsen woodsong cool runnings, better book title

Gary Paulsen: Woodsong

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - "Diary of a Mad Black Magic User"

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - "Harry Potter and the Teens Who Are Magically Still Virgins"

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Reader Submission: Stephanie

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - "Only Leave Pieces Of Your Soul In Indestructible Objects"

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - "Two Guys, One Cup"

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Reader Submission: John Molina

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - "Harry Potter Knows a Frustratingly Small Amount of Magic For a Fourth Year Student"

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Reader Submission: Lelia Rechtin

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone - "A Broom Of One’s Own"

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter Series - "The Students Save The School From Utter Descruction, And Earn 50 Points In A Fake Game"

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter Series

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter Series - "Hermione Explains It All"

J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter Series

Jack London: The Call of the Wild - "Snow Dogs"

Jack London: The Call of the Wild

Jerry Spinelli: Maniac Magee - "One Cool Homeless Kid"

Jerry Spinelli: Maniac Magee

Reader Submission: Michael Molina

John Knowles: A Separate Peace - "I Hate You, I Love You, No Homo"

John Knowles: A Separate Peace

Judy Blume: Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret - "Atheists Can't Grow Boobs"

Judy Blume: Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret

Reader Submission: Anya Garrett

Judy Blume, Deenie, Funny better book title Hot Teen Model In Your Area Has Scoliosis

Judy Blume: Deenie

Reader Submission: Anya Garrett

Katherine Paterson: Bridge to Terabithia - "Should Have Invited Her to the Museum"

Katherine Paterson: Bridge to Terabithia

Reader Submission: Damian Gordon

Lois Duncan: Killing Mr. Griffin - "A Good Case For Grade Inflation"

Lois Duncan: Killing Mr. Griffin

Lois Lowry: The Giver - "Love In The Time Of Death Panels"

Lois Lowry: The Giver

Lynne Reid Banks: The Indian in the Cupboard - "Worst Relocation Act Yet"

Lynne Reid Banks: The Indian in the Cupboard

Madeleine L'Engle: A Wrinkle in Time - "I Don't Even Understand The Dumbed Down Version Of Time Travel"

Madeleine L’Engle: A Wrinkle in Time

Norton Juster: The Phantom Tollbooth - "Math Is More Boring Than Reading"

Norton Juster: The Phantom Tollbooth

Reader Submission: Stefan Sirucek

Norton Juster: The Phantom Tollbooth - "Trick Yourself Into Learning So It Doesn't Feel Like Torture"

Norton Juster: The Phantom Tollbooth

Reader Submission: Anya Garrett

Orson Scott Card: Ender’s Game - "Kids Accidentally Commit Genocide"

Orson Scott Card: Ender’s Game

Reader Submission: Tyler Snodgrass

Neal Stephenson: Reamde - "Marijuana Is A Gateway To Playing Too Much World Of Warcraft"

Richard Bradford: Red Sky at Morning

Roger Price: Mad Libs - "How Many Hyphenated Dirty Words Can I Fit Into This Story About Camp?"

Roger Price: Mad Libs

Sherman Alexie: The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian - "Life Sucks, But Masturbation Is Great"

Sherman Alexie: The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian

Reader Submission: JP Leskovich

Stephen Chbosky: The Perks of Being a Wallflower - "Glee With More Rape And Suicide" better book titles

Stephen Chbosky: The Perks of Being a Wallflower

Stephenie Meyer: Breaking Dawn - "107-Year-Old Virgin"

Stephenie Meyer: Breaking Dawn

Reader Submission: Liz Lay

Stephenie Meyer: The Twilight Saga - "A 2500 Page Mormon Abstinence Parable"

Stephenie Meyer: The Twilight Saga

Reader Submission: Emily Hughes

Stephenie Meyer: The Twilight Saga - "Don't Date Boys Who Sparkle"

Stephenie Meyer: The Twilight Saga

Reader Submission: Kristyn Winch

Stephenie Meyer: The Twilight Series - "Beyond the Pale"

Stephenie Meyer: The Twilight Series

Reader Submission: Abbi Crutchfield

Suzanne Collins: Catching Fire - "Isle: Survive"

Suzanne Collins: Catching Fire

Reader Submission: Anya Garrett

Suzanne Collins: The Hunger Games - "The Lottery Plus The Most Dangerous Game Plus Miss Congeniality"

Suzanne Collins: The Hunger Games

Reader Submission: Tyler Snodgrass

Suzanne Collins: The Hunger Games - "The Only Reality TV Star with a Soul"

Suzanne Collins: The Hunger Games

Reader Submission: Brian Boone

Veronica Roth: Divergent - "Use Your Thesaurus"

Veronica Roth: Divergent

Submitted by Paul Hamilton.

Wilson Rawls: Where the Red Fern Grows - "Dogs Are Better Than People"

Wilson Rawls: Where the Red Fern Grows