New Releases - Better Book Titles

TITLES: NEW RELEASES

Stieg Larsson: The Girl with The Dragon Tattoo - "This Is The First Book I've Read In Six Years"

Stieg Larsson: The Girl with The Dragon Tattoo

Jonathan Lethem Motherless Brooklyn, funny better book title, trothermess cockshit

Jonathan Lethem: Motherless Brooklyn

Jonathan Safran foer, extremely loud and incredibly close, funny rename better book title, too soon

Jonathan Safran Foer: Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

Glenn Beck The Overton Window

Glenn Beck: The Overton Window

Reader Submission by Joe Mande

Laura Ingraham obama diaries funny better book titles a smartly writed book by president dumb dumb

Laura Ingraham: The Obama Diaries

Gary Shteyngart: Super Sad True Love Story - "1984 In AOL Speak"

Gary Shteyngart: Super Sad True Love Story

Gary Shteyngart: Super Sad True Love Story – “1984 In AOL Speak”

Paul Harding: Tinkers - "A Clockwork Boring"

Paul Harding: Tinkers

Adam Ross: Mr. Peanut - "Take My Wife... Please"

Adam Ross: Mr. Peanut

Cormac McCarthy: The Road - "Fallout 3"

Cormac McCarthy: The Road

Emma Donoghue: Room "Cast Away In A Rape Shed"

Emma Donoghue: Room

James Hynes: Next - "Incessant Blowjob Nostalgia"

James Hynes: Next

Jennifer Egan: A Visit from the Goon Squad - "Aging Punks Eventually Buy Smart-Phones"

Jennifer Egan: A Visit from the Goon Squad

Paul Murray, Skippy Dies, Hogwarts with drugs instead of magic, better book titles, lol, joke, fake cover

Paul Murray: Skippy Dies

David Nicholls one day, funny jokes, better book titles, before sunrise but 20 times

David Nicholls: One Day

Ernest Cline: Ready Player One - "VH1’s I Love The 80s"

Ernest Cline: Ready Player One

Reader Submission: Jenny Savage

Adam Ross: Mr. Peanut - "Never Flirt With Window Washers"

Adam Ross: Mr. Peanut

Adam Johnson: The Orphan Master’s Son - "Kidnapper is The Only Good Job in North Korea"

Adam Johnson: The Orphan Master’s Son

Haruki Murakami: 1Q84 - "You Must Have an IQ of 184 or Greater to Read This Book"

Haruki Murakami: 1Q84

Reader Submission: Mixael Laufer

Benjamin Hale: The Evolution of Bruno Littlemore - "Lolita with Chimps"

Benjamin Hale: The Evolution of Bruno Littlemore

Reader Submission: Marley Magaziner

Kambri Crews: Burn Down The Ground - "My Dad Is The Nicest Attempted Murderer I Know"

Kambri Crews: Burn Down The Ground

Josh Bazell: Wild Thing - "Winter's Bone With Sea Monsters Instead Of Dead Dads"

Josh Bazell: Wild Thing

Haley Tanner: Vaclav and Lena - "Not Even Magic Can Stop Your Parents From Abandoning You"

Haley Tanner: Vaclav and Lena

Suzanne Collins: Catching Fire - "Isle: Survive"

Suzanne Collins: Catching Fire

Reader Submission: Anya Garrett

Florence Williams: Breasts: A Natural and Unnatural History

Denis Johnson: Train Dreams - "In The Time Before Arthritis Medication, The Newspaper Made People Super-Horny"

Denis Johnson: Train Dreams

Kathryn Stockett: The Help - "Diarrhea of a Mad Black Woman"

Kathryn Stockett: The Help

Reader Submission: Casey Burr

Donald Ray Pollock: The Devil All the Time - "Are You There God? It’s Us, Humanity. Everything’s Fucked Down Here."

Donald Ray Pollock: The Devil All the Time

Cheryl Strayed: Wild - "The Longest Journey Starts With More Than A Single Step... You Also Have To Stop Doing Heroin"

Cheryl Strayed: Wild

Junot Diaz: This Is How You Lose Her - "Great Prose For Breakup Stories Told By Your Drunk Roommate"

Junot Diaz: This Is How You Lose Her

Susannah Cahalan: Brain on Fire - "One Excuse For What The New York Post Does"

Susannah Cahalan: Brain on Fire

Lauren Groff: Arcadia - "Granola Eating Hippies Deal With Some Heavy Shit"

Lauren Groff: Arcadia

Maria Semple: Where’d You Go Bernadette? - Seattle: "The Easiest Place To Lose Your Shit" better book titles

Maria Semple: Where’d You Go Bernadette?

Reader Submission by Andy Haynes

Kate Atkinson: Life After Life - "Groundhog Day With More Hitler"

Kate Atkinson: Life After Life

Adelle Waldman: The Love Affairs of Nathaniel P. - "Even Nice Guys Are Assholes"

Adelle Waldman: The Love Affairs of Nathaniel P.

Jonathan Franzen: The Corrections - "Most People Hate Their Families"

Jonathan Franzen: The CorrectionsJonathan Franzen: The Corrections

Reader Submission: Jason Lundell

Ron Currie Jr.: Everything Matters! - "Even While Watching The Challenger Explode, Kids Won't Stop Flirting"

Ron Currie Jr.: Everything Matters!

David Gilbert: & Sons - "What Really Happened To JD Salinger? He Cloned Himself"

David Gilbert: & Sons

Donna Tartt: The Goldfinch - "Harry Potter And The Priceless Work Of Art" better book titles

Donna Tartt: The Goldfinch

Reader Submission by Maris Kreizman

Emily Gould: Friendship

Emily Gould: Friendship

Submitted by Emily Gould

Emily Gould’s Friendship - "If Knocked Up Passed The Bechdel Test"

Emily Gould: Friendship

Submitted by Emily Gould

Porochista Khakpour: The Last Illusion - "Birdman"

Porochista Khakpour: The Last Illusion

Dan Brown: The Da Vinci Code - "History Can Be Fun When It's Completely Made Up"

Dan Brown: The Da Vinci Code

Submitted by Colby Day.

Andy Weir: The Martian - "Elon Musk's Wet Dream"

Andy Weir: The Martian

Andy Weir: The Martian - "Castaway 2: Mars"

Andy Weir: The Martian

Reader Submission: Elihu Dietz

Cheryl Strayed: Wild - "wander woman"

Cheryl Strayed: Wild

Reader Submission: Tyler Snodgrass

Lauren Groff: Fates and Furies - "Behind Every Successful Man Is a Woman Who's Ten Times Better At Everything"

Lauren Groff: Fates and Furies

Reader Submission: Emily Hughes

Hanya Yanagihara: A Little Life - "The Feel-Bad Novel of the Year"

Hanya Yanagihara: A Little Life

Reader Submission: Emily Hughes

Helen Macdonald: H is for Hawk - "How To Train Your Depression"

Helen Macdonald: H is for Hawk

Reader Submission: Elihu Dietz

Emma Donoghue: Room - "A Room With No View"

Emma Donoghue: Room

Michael Lewis: The Big Short - "An Extremely Explanation Of The 2008 Crisis That You Still Won't Fully Understand"

Michael Lewis: The Big Short

Submitted by Eli Lebowicz

Michael Punke: The Revenant - "I Want My Hat Back"

Michael Punke: The Revenant

Reader Submission: Brian Boone

Emma Donoghue: Room - "The Parent Trap"

Emma Donoghue: Room

Reader Submission: Tyler Snodgrass

Paul Beatty: The Sellout - "The Little Rascals Was Way More Racist Than You Remember"

Paul Beatty: The Sellout

Mary Roach: Stiff - "Donate Your Body To Science"

Mary Roach: Stiff

Submitted by Paul Hamilton

Gin Phillips: Fierce Kingdom - "We Fought A Zoo"

Gin Phillips: Fierce Kingdom

The Mueller Report - "LinkedIn Messages Ruin Everything"

The Mueller Report

The Mueller Report - "13 Reasons Why Trump Should Be Impeached"

The Mueller Report

Donald Trump Jr.: Triggered - "Too Dumb for Prison"

Donald Trump Jr.: Triggered

Sigrid Nunez: The Friend - "Marmaduke for Smart People"

Sigrid Nunez: The Friend

Mary Roach: Gulp - "The Origin of Feces"

Mary Roach: Gulp

"The Blitz Made Churchill Cry But Made Everyone Else in London Horny"

Erik Larson: The Splendid and the Vile

Rachel Yoder: Nightbitch

Rachel Yoder: Nightbitch

Elizabeth Strout Olive Kitteridge, better book titles, funny joke cover, every family in maine is hanging on by a thread

Elizabeth Strout: Olive Kitteridge

Richard Powers: The Overstory - "The Lorax: The Snyder Cut"

Richard Powers: The Overstory

Submitted by Elihu Dietz

Karl Ove Knausgaard: My Struggle: Book 1 - "My Editor Is Dead"

Karl Ove Knausgaard: My Struggle: Book 1

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Karl Ove Knausgaard: My Struggle

Ted Chiang Exhalation stories, better book titles

Ted Chiang: Exhalation: Stories

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J.D. Vance: Hillbilly Elegy

J.D. Vance: Hillbilly Elegy

J.D. Vance: Hillbilly Elegy

Donna Tartt: The Goldfinch - "What Happens In Vegas... Turns Out To Be Very Important To The Plot"

Donna Tartt: The Goldfinch