Mystery - Better Book Titles

TITLES: MYSTERY

Adam Ross: Mr. Peanut - "Never Flirt With Window Washers"

Adam Ross: Mr. Peanut

Agatha Christie: And Then There Were None - "Anything Is Better Than The Original Title"

Agatha Christie: And Then There Were None

Agatha Christie: Murder on the Orient Express - "What Happens On Amtrak Once A Day"

Agatha Christie: Murder on the Orient Express

Reader Submission: Richard Spilman

Charlaine Harris: The Southern Vampire Mysteries - "Necrophilia is Still Okay In Louisiana"

Charlaine Harris: The Southern Vampire Mysteries

Reader Submission: Anya Garrett

Dashiell Hammett: Red Harvest - "Between A Rock And A Bunch Of Gangs Who Want To Murder Each Other"

Dashiell Hammett: Red Harvest

Dashiell Hammett: The Thin Man - "Detective Work Is More Fun Drunk"

Dashiell Hammett: The Thin Man

Reader Submission: Ned Casey

Ellen Raskin The Westing Game Retitled Clue Better book titles

Ellen Raskin: The Westing Game

Gillian Flynn: Gone Girl - "A Tale Of Two Shitty People"

Gillian Flynn: Gone Girl

Gillian Flynn: Gone Girl - "Chasing Amy"

Gillian Flynn: Gone Girl

Reader Submission: Emily Hughes

Glenn Beck The Overton Window

Glenn Beck: The Overton Window

Reader Submission by Joe Mande

John le Carré: The Spy Who Came in from the Cold - "Being A Spy Sucks" better book titles

John le Carré: The Spy Who Came in from the Cold

Josh Bazell: Beat the Reaper - "The Doctor Who Called Everyone Fuckhead"

Josh Bazell: Beat the Reaper

Josh Bazell: Wild Thing - "Winter's Bone With Sea Monsters Instead Of Dead Dads"

Josh Bazell: Wild Thing

Paula Hawkins: The Girl on the Train - "I Don't Know What I Did Last Summer"

Paula Hawkins: The Girl on the Train

Raymond Chandler: The Long Goodbye - "Never Be the Designated Driver"

Raymond Chandler: The Long Goodbye

Stieg Larsson: The Girl Who Kicked The Hornet’s Nest - "The Girl Who Read A Book On The Train"

Stieg Larsson: The Girl Who Kicked The Hornet’s Nest

Reader Submission: Adam Wisnieski

Stieg Larsson: The Girl with The Dragon Tattoo - "This Is The First Book I've Read In Six Years"

Stieg Larsson: The Girl with The Dragon Tattoo