John Updike: Most of his novels.

Virginia Woolf: Mrs. Dalloway

Reader Submission: Title by Erin Hershberg, the editor of Heeb Magazine.

Charles Dickens: Bleak House

Gary Shteyngart: Super Sad True Love Story

Reader Submission: Title by writer/editor Richard Sanders.

Leo Tolstoy: War and Peace

or “Deadliest Catch”

Herman Melville: Moby-Dick

Richard Ford: The Sportswriter

Salman Rushdie: The Satanic Verses

(special thanks to Anya Garrett for help with this one)

Kazuo Ishiguro: The Remains of the Day

Reader Submission: Title by Alex Grabie. 

Fyodor Dostoevsky: Crime and Punishment

or, “The Island”

Kazuo Ishiguro: Never Let Me Go