F. Scott Fitzgerald: The Beautiful and Damned

If you can’t read the full BETTER title, here it is:

The Novel - that Elusive Demon- Resting on One’s Bookshelf for Years (but which, at Long Last Will Be Read when Visited by that Humble Muse, Boredom) Due Not to A Lack of Interest, but Rather Because of the Indomitable Feeling the Book Instills that Its Readers were Poorly Educated.

The Girl with The Dragon Tattoo: Stieg Larsson

Malcolm Gladwell: blink

Michael Chabon: The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay

Vladimir Nabokov: Lolita

Jonathan Lethem: Motherless Brooklyn

Mikhail Bulgakov: The Master and Margarita

James Joyce: Ulysses

Jonathan Safran Foer: Extremely Loud and Incredbly Close

Anthony Burgess: A Clockwork Orange

Gregg Braden: Fractal Time

Rhonda Byrne: The Secret

Submitted by comedian Jim VanBlaricum who has a show in brooklyn called: http://crappycinemacouncil.com/

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